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| Hey Ladies, ever wanted to know what to call your mans Johnson? I'm sure you've all been in the position when you feel like giving him a name, but in the heat of the moment you just can't for the life of you come up with a masculine yet slightly amusing name. Why don't you try some of these next time your rumpling the foreskin. |
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| Please submit some more penis names to add to the list. Send to alfonzo _belushi@hotmail.com I've been asked to make a page for, well, the female equivelant of this page. If you would like to submit some names for the muff, beaver, pussy, vagina, honey pot, whatever, send them to the above address, asap, before you forget. |
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