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| One of the greatest modern dancers of all time, the incomparable Vic Reeves. |
| "Shareef don't like it, rockin' the Casbah, Rock the Casbah..." So you want to learn how to dance. Sick of looking like a Goose when you go night clubbing? Well here are a few easy steps on how to dance like one of the greatest dancers of the 90's and new Millenium, Mr Vic Reeves. If you are from the U.K., Australia or New Zealand then you probably know who Mr Vic Reeves is. If you're from the States then you probably have no clue. Mr Reeves along with Bob Mortimer feature in the TV shows "Shooting Stars" and "Bang Bang its Reeves and Mortimer" and these guys really know how to rock the casbah. They can kick it Old Skool with the best of them. The people here at TSOBBTFT (well, just me pretty much) endorse Vic's dancing style and wish to promote it as the new Macarena. |
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| Number (1) Pull a funny face. Try puckering the lips and closing your eyes for the "Ouvavooh" look. Number (2) Grow some sideburns. Doesn't apply for females obviously. They don't need to be big mutton chops, just neat and tidy burns will do. Number (3) Thick black framed glasses. These really top off the dance nicely. |
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| Number (4) A great tight shirt with flared sleeves and a big fucken collar. If you wanna score the birds, you gotta look the part. Number (5) Tight pants that are too short. I really want to see those ankles. This style is called "The Gargamal". Number (6) Black pointed shoes. Number (7) A good old cod piece to reel in the chicks. This does not apply for females. |
| Lets get down to the dancing! |
| First, the look. |
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| Number (8) One of the most integral parts to the Vic Reeves dance is the sticking out of ones arse. You must get your but out there to lower your centre of gravity, and so chicks can perve. You got to show the goods baby, you know that your ass is hot. Number (9) (below) The chin scrunch. This is done by pulling your chin in towards your throat and pulling your "Ouvavooh" face. Number (10) The kick in the air. This must be done to really make the dance complete. Without the kick you would just look like a dick. Usually the right leg is kicked, but not straight ahead, more to the side. |
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| Number (11) Finally its the arm on the hip. You usually use your weak arm for this, but it doesn't really matter which you use. Once you have planted your fist on to your hip, swing the elbow back and forth while kicking in the air. This is not a prerequisite for joining TSOBBTFT, its just a great dance to impress all your friends (and the girlies) with. |
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| Some easy dance steps to add to the collection. First there is this simple move, both arms to your right, then to your left. Do this while singing in "club" style. Also to add to this, wiggle the hands like they are fish. |
| This one is a bit more complicated. First you swing both arms to your right, moving your left leg forward. Thgen swing them left, moving your right leg forward. Having an angry look on your face helps finish it off. |
