Wooooohoooo whaaaaats uuuuuppppp, man its good to be back. Its me the greatest President of the United States Bill "Bubba" Clintion. Ya'll can just call me Bubba. I was asked to do a little column about Mechs for UIQ and seeing how I lost my day job I figured what the hell. Seeing as I got a lot more time on my hands and with Hillary in congress wooo boy do I have some time on my hands let me tell ya.
I just sit around the house now drinking some colt 45 and toking on a joint but ya'll know I dont inhale so its all good. Man that reminds me of a party I went to the other day wooo doggie Im telling you it was off the hook. I mean mary jane was flowing like water and not that watered down crap either Im talking about the good ol shit like Columbian Gold you cant find good pot like that anywere. Not that I know or anything. So there I was just relaxing when I saw these two porkers come in I mean prime grade U.S.D.A choice beef. I started drooling boy I wanted to plant my face right in between them hamhocks they called tits.
I had to transform myself into slick willy so slick willy proceeded to stroll on over to his new bitches. I said to them,"Hey baby you got some fries with that shake." Wooo doggie thats all it took I had both of them on me. Im talking about six hundred pounds of pure loving. So anyways we proceeded to adjurn to the back bedroom when they asked me if they could see the Presidental pole. Ahhh man Im telling ya you dont know what your missing.
So there I am a piece of meet sandwiched in between two big ol pieces of bread getting all the loving I could handle. I mean these girls were pure freaky. This one girl had a ten inch cucumber and stuck it well nevermind. But Im telling you I never say a cucumber beg for life like I did that one woooo doggie. So there I am giving them all the presidental love they could handle when next thing I know the shit hit the fan. The nightmare came true I was so scared praying for my life. There I am naked as a jay bird standing on my head when the Mega Bitch busted in the room. I was like baby you dont understand its not what you think it is. But it didnt work. Hillary grapped me by the ear and made me go home.
But oh there was this one time I was with a girl and a monkey. Well that will have to wait till next time anyways umm yea I love playing mech. Well ya'll I got to go there is a fine little black number calling my name. Until next time keep it burnin.
Bubba |
