UIQ was finaly able to catch up with the up and rising star Oz Richein at his recent playgirl photo shoot. The incidents that transpired at this interview will forever change this reporter. I would like to put a disclaimer on this before you read it. This article is not for the week of heart so anyone with heart troubles or is pregnant please read at your own risk...
UIQ: Oz nice to meet you how have you been?
Oz: good good and yourself?
UIQ: Fine just fine, ummm do you mind covering the one eyed monster up for us?
Oz: Oh sure sorry about that, you know how these photo shoots are heh...
UIQ: Yea I guess. Look's like you've got a sweet deal here. How did you come about doing this for playgirl?
Oz: Well for a few months I noticed that I was being followed every so often by someone with a camera. I just blew it off as no big deal. But one day while I was in the shower washing and well umm enjoying myself this old guy and 7 women just busted in the bathroom on me. Which gave me a startle. Then I reliazed wait a minute.
UIQ: Something just busted loose in your head?
Oz: Then I relaized that old man was my idol and a God among men, it was Hugh Hephner and those girls were playmates. That made it real hard to concentrate pardon the pun.
UIQ: I could imagine.
Oz: Well old Hugh and the girls were actually talent scouts. And as it would turn out a friend of mine Miami had turned them on to me. Though he didnt think I would go this far and I guess the scouts liked me. dunno.
UIQ: Well maybe it was the show you put on for them in the shower. Uggghhh Im going to have nightmares for a month now. Anyways how has this effected your personal life?
Oz: Hahaha if you could imagine I dont have much of a personal life at the moment but when I do I find it much easier to find a date at one of Hugh's extravaganza's.
UIQ: Tell us a little about those engagments. Are the parties at the Playboy Manision really as wild as they say:
Oz: You have no idea.
UIQ: What do the other mech piolts think of you now seeing how your posing for playgirl and most people consider you a big wussy.
Oz: I think some are just jealous, not that im being egotistical. But come on wouldnt you like to know that at least three women are thinking of you at night while enjoying themselves.
UIQ: Yea but what about men doing the same?
Oz: (jaw drops) Men.....uhh oh god... um yeash...
UIQ: Yes did'nt you know that playgirl is also big in the gay community. And a large part of you fan base are men. I have a few questions from some of your fans. Mark ask's what do u think of comunial orgies?
Oz: Ummm.... gee I dunno Im a bit uneasy now... not that Im homophobic or nothing. hmmm well to Marks question well that all depends Im not big on orgies myself I get too excited. I mean I may be in playgirl but after all Im just a guy. But now I wonder is this a primarily men orgie or women orgie?
UIQ: Well what ever floats your boat. Im a man brother I like women (in a deep hulk hogan man voice)
UIQ: Is there any truth to the rumor that you wanted to marry your dog Betsy?
Oz: Nope the only dog Ive been engaged to is Nicole Kidman but dont tell Tom. He'd be pissed she left him for me and then left me for a toy. How embarsing would that be?
UIQ: I would agree, but I heard from Nicole that your tally wacker isnt as big as in the magazine. That they actually used digital enhancments that would make George Lucas jealous to make it appear larger. And in fact in real life your smaller then an average pinky. cont'd>>>>> |
