UIQ learned that there was a distrubance in the tranquility of Mektek and the Mech univerase. A disturbance that had never been felt before, our way of life was being violated. We here at UIQ felt it was our job or duty to warn all of you of this new threat. It is sad to say that the interview turned tragic and we lost a very valuable UIQ reporter. This all happened when we heard of a secreat uprising at Mektek Forums. Appearntly three former loyal and Hetro forum users came out of the closet and turned to the gayside. These once beloved people known then as HITMONEY, Zertoss, and darkDASHeDOTcom had started a revolt forming there own clan and taking on new names they became known as HITBOOTY, Gaytoss, and Fag-e. They named there unit Clan Rainbow, they have began trying to corrupt the Hetro population trying to turn them to the Gay side and as we will soon find out they have a terriable weapon at there disposal.
UIQ: I would like to thank you three for joinning me today. First off how is everyone?
HITBOOTY: Just having a very gay day.
Gaytoss: I feel fruity.
Fag-e: I'm happy.
UIQ: Umm ok glad to hear that. Now lets get down to bussiness. Now your sudden "rise" to gaydom has taken alot of people by surprise. Why do you think that is? And Gaytoss please stop looking at me like that.
Gaytoss: But your so sexy.
HITBOOTY: Well with me it all started with Gaytoss' "How Gay Are You Test". I learned I was 36% gay. So I explored my gayness and I liked it better then my straightness.
Fag-e: The test was a big turn on for me by the way.
UIQ: Umm ok glad to hear that. What all did the test consist of if you could suck start a leaf blower? And so what HITBOOTY you basicly like to be anal probed.
HITBOOTY: Well I always had this sort of turette type syndrome... but instead of bad words I would say stuff to my friends like...
UIQ: No I dont want to hear please its ok. We can use our imginations.
HITBOOTY: "I want your Anus"
UIQ: Oh god Im going to be sick.
HITBOOTY: It was uncontrolable.
Gaytoss: Its true, he said that to me many times.
Fag-e: I know what else is uncontrolable.
UIQ: How did you guys come together to form one big unit?
HITBOOTY: I know why, it was my inner gayness taking over and I thought Fag-e was a hottie.
Gaytoss: Fag-e and Hit caught me on MSN and said "Join our Clan" and I said "Ok"
UIQ: So it was that easy, no second thoughts?
Gaytoss: Ya.
Fag-e: Lube makes everything easy.
Gaytoss: No first thoughts either.
HITBOOTY: And Zert just sort of gravitated to us.
Gaytoss: Even though I'm only 26% gay.
Fag-e: Next time Gaytoss we will take the test together.
UIQ: So he was like a moon rotating around uranis?
HITBOOT: Were working on Gaytoss' percentage.
UIQ: And how are you working on his percentage?
Gaytoss: There doing things to me and Ill leave it at that.
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