MEKTEK TO TAKE OVER WORLD
Many people have tried to solve one of the biggest secreats of our times. This quest for an answer has lead many people to there death. How many people have mysterousily disapeared, or suddenly began acting like they had a brain biopsy. The question we all have is How is Mektek planning on taking over the world. Well my freinds UIQ has the answer. We went on a periouls journy to find the truth and found somone within the Mektek camp that would devulge there secreat plan for a price.
UIQ: First I would like to thank you for ur courage on stepping forward on this matter. I know what is at stake for you and we will respect your request for privacy.
Mektek Rat: Yea yea whatever u sure no one knows im doing this. Cause if they did u dont want to know what they would do to me.
UIQ: You have our word Gwars no one will no its you.
Mektek Rat: Ok cool just have to make sure. Hey what what was that sound. (nervously looking around)
UIQ: Oh sorry about that it was the bean burrito I had for lunch.
Mektek Rat: Oh god that reeks.
UIQ: Yea sorry about that. But anyways lets get back on topic. You are a higher up in Mektek correct.
Mektek Rat: Yea Im a higher up I know a lot of things seen a lot of things that would make you have nightmares for life. The things that they really do that no one knows of would send shivers down ur spine. There crazy there hell bent on taking over the world.
UIQ: What kind of things have you seen?
Mektek Rat: They love doing experiments on people. Unsuspecting people. They kidnap them and do anal probing just for the fun of it. And people who get to close to discovering there plans they lock them up in a straightjacket and make them watch hours and hours of barny and friends. And if that wasnt tourture enough they lock them up in a room with Finnegan. With all the coffe he drinks he stays awake for days and is very hyper. That normally is all it takes for the poor subject to become hysterical. Then there job is done.
UIQ: What about some of the Mektek staff that has apperantly dissaperaed like Supermike.
Mektek Rat: Oh no poor Supermike. I shiver at the thought of what they did to him. The poor man he didnt deserve what he got. All because he questioned them they locked him in a room and forced him to spank his pet monkey Lulu. He is still locked in that chamber spanking the monkey. They wont let him out.
UIQ: Why do you stay at Mektek why dont you leave?
Mektek Rat: I cant leave once your one of them they dont let you leave. I havent seen the outside world in years. They dont let us watch T.V so I've not been able to see my favorite show Good Times in years. I miss old JJ Walker. DYNOMITE oh yea (Laughter) that brings back memories.
UIQ: Im happy for you. But answer my question how does Mektek plan to take over the world.
Mektek Rat: Its horrible to think that someone could come up with a plan so devious so perverted. There is a secret lab deep within the Mektek compound that few people have seen. And this is were they have been working on there plan see they plan on....(Glass shatter all around us and a team of commandos in a Mektek uniform swing in from the windows guns drawn. All the power has been cut off) NO NO THEY FOUND ME HOW DID THEY FIND ME NOOOOOOOOO!!!! LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME BEWARE THE MONKEYS TRUST NO ONE!!!
Well that was the end of that interview. Those were his last words as they carried him off kicking and screaming like a little girl. I dont know what is going to happen to him but my heart goes with him. But more importantly what is Mekteks plan for taking over the world. What is the significant's with Monkeys, and why does Xfracture have sexy legs. These questions will haunt us and we here at UIQ will not rest until we have the answers to these questions and more. Remember until next time if it seems wierd then it must be true. |
