UIQ caught up with the infamous Elvis Presely at a dinner on Solaris VII. We attempted to get a few words from the reanimated King of Rock.
UIQ: Mr.Presely may we have a few words.
Elvis: Ya momma put a little gravy on that salad, and get me a peanut butter and banana samich. Hey son what can I do for ya.
UIQ: Mr.Presely its an honor to finaly meet you.
Elvis: Well thank ya son thank ya very much.
UIQ: So what brings you here to the Solaris tourny's.
Elvis: Well momma used to tell me Elvis boy ya got to get out there and live have some fun. So once I was reanimated and caught up on my tv shows The Beverly Hillbillies and Gilligans Island I decided to get out and see the galaxy.
UIQ: Any chances of you trying to revive ur carreer.
Elvis: Well ya son Im working on a project with a group called Mektek they have some kind of huge plan and want me involved in it. Hey a there momma weres my peanut butter and nanna samich.
UIQ: You mean youve teamed up with the infamous Mektek. Have they revealed any of there plans to you. Are they actually planning world domination.
Elvis: Son I got to go I cant say anything else. If they find out I said anything then they well I cant even tell you but I will warn you Watch out for monkeys, dont trust the monkeys Ive said to much. Elvis has to leave the building.
And just like that our interview with the King was over with. What does he mean by watch out for the monkeys. Does he know what Mekteks plan is too take over the world. We can only wait and see. This has been a UIQ exclusive. |
