Oz: Were is Hugh when you need him to bail you out ummm... (scooching down in his chair)
Bearded Lady: You left me and your kid for her!? That thing!?
RuPaul: Im more of a lady then you will ever be you bearded freak!
Oz: Uhh Ru thats yet to be determained.
Bearded Lady: Why you little ( we had to censor the rest of her comments they were to vulger to be put in print)
Oz: Last I knew you were only 6% woman.
Bearded Lady: When you say more, you really mean it. Im surprised you made it through the door!
RuPaul: OH NO YOU DIDNT!!! Oz arent you going to defend me!!!
Oz: (steps back)
UIQ: psssss Oz. I say we make a run for it why we can. Im just a reporter and I think the bearded lady has a gun.
Bearded Lady: GUN
RuPaul: BRING IT ON YOU FAT BITCH!!!
Oz: Im with ya.
Bearded Lady: Fuck you all your all going to die (opens fire with an ak-47)
I would like to report that Oz and myself made it out without any injuries. The Bearded Lady and RuPaul soon reliazed that they were not the ones that should be fighting and trying to kill each other. So they decided to team up and find Oz and cut off his little tally wacker and mount it as a trophey. The wear abouts of Oz is still unkown but rumor has it he is now in the dirt caves of Afgahnistan. |
