Gaytoss: Its not your ass I want to tweak.
UIQ: I will not submit to your gayness.
HITBOOTY: You already have
UIQ: I will lock and twist.
HITBOOTY: Sounds ok to me!
Fag-e: Sounds Kinky to me.
Gaytoss: Mmmmm Kinky indeed.
UIQ: NOOOOOOO *runs out screaming for dear life* What the hell is this a stone wall!?
Gaytoss: Who left the door open?
UIQ: Were is the exit, God were is the exit!!!!
Fag-e: Ill let you in.
UIQ: NOOOOO stay away, put those away, give me back my lid.
HITBOOTY: Now what. Come here or am I gonna have to stand on my hands to take a pee for the next three days.
UIQ: NOOOOOO
Gaytoss: Here, let us help you releif some of that tension.
Fag-e: Yea just let your emotions flow, so to speak.
UIQ: GODDD NO HELP MEEEEE
HITBOOTY: Thats it coax him. *breaks out the handcuffs*
Gaytoss: Ok I think he needs the drug
UIQ: NO NO DONT STICK THAT THERE GET OFF OF ME AHHHHHH NOOOOO *screaming for dear life while being handcuffed and poked with his own stick* No I wont take those.
Gaytoss: Were's the sirnge I thought we had a sirnge?
HITBOOTY: Oh yea *pulls out sirnge and injects reporter*
UIQ: *Drifts off to sleep*
HITBOOTY: SucKhan Fag-e you first mmmmmmuuuuuwwwwwaaaahhhhh
Gaytoss: I'm second
Fag-e: Mmmmm come here boy.
We here at UIQ apologize for the graphic nature of the interview. The poor UIQ reporter that had this assignment was only seen once after this interview. He was battered and brused and walked like he had a corn cop up his rectum. We have reports now that he has vanished into the woods never to see another human being again. They say he just stays huddled up in the corner shaking and yelling No. Are hearts go out to him and we thank him for delevering us his report so that we can warn all of you. Watch out there are monsters in your closet's. Until next time if its wierd it must be true. |
