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FARMER JOHN SPEAKS
FMJ: Damned fat ass.  Hay feller we almost done here I gots to finish sloppin the hogs and bath that fat ass wife of mine.

UIQ: Yes sir just one more question.  Is there anything you would like to say to the people.

FMJ: Sure.  First always check the toliet before ya sit down aint nothing worse then having a snake bite your ass.  And ya'll keep listening to more of that Trilobyte Raido.

UIQ: Thanks for your time Farmer John and we wish you the best of luck.

FMJ: Yea thanks feller I gots to go and use the bathroom.


On a side note to this interview I must say that this was the wierdest interview this reporter has ever given.  I felt like I was in the movie Deliverance and was waiting until I was attacked and Raped by a bunch of hillbillies.  As Farmer John would say I was more nervous then a long tail cat in a room full of rockin chairs.  Until next time if its wierd then it must be true.
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