FMJ: Damned fat ass. Hay feller we almost done here I gots to finish sloppin the hogs and bath that fat ass wife of mine.
UIQ: Yes sir just one more question. Is there anything you would like to say to the people.
FMJ: Sure. First always check the toliet before ya sit down aint nothing worse then having a snake bite your ass. And ya'll keep listening to more of that Trilobyte Raido.
UIQ: Thanks for your time Farmer John and we wish you the best of luck.
FMJ: Yea thanks feller I gots to go and use the bathroom.
On a side note to this interview I must say that this was the wierdest interview this reporter has ever given. I felt like I was in the movie Deliverance and was waiting until I was attacked and Raped by a bunch of hillbillies. As Farmer John would say I was more nervous then a long tail cat in a room full of rockin chairs. Until next time if its wierd then it must be true. |
