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Alternate Resurrection Theory
of the Month
Theory # 3, 2, 1 - The Angel Has
Landed
(Part 2)
These photographs, recently
stolen from the vatican's secret vault of secrets, show rehearsal
and pre-production moments. Let's examine a few, shall we?
Here we have a Jesus
figure standing outside of a building.
(A) Notice how the building is very Romanesque;
something you would have not seen in the Judean countryside.
Also notice the heading at top. Our crack team of researchers
say that the full heading reads, "Resurrection Studios."
(B) Notice on the inside wall (between the
Bs) that there appears to be a mural which closely resembles
the happy/sad masks which currently represent the "theater".
This is probably where all the rehearsals took place (in Rome)
before the "real" performance was initiated.
(C) Looking in this area, you would think
there were no stars, which would not be suspicious. But there
IS actually one star - AND HE'S STANDING IN THE FOREGROUND!
(A & B) Here we seem to have a capture of the
actor rehearsing his lines while the crew "touches up"
the background scenery.
(A & B) Here it appears the actor of the Jesus
character is receiving an application of make-up. This is more
than likely right before a rehearsal, OR the performance itself.
(A) This grainy shape closely resembles
a camera - something that didn't even exist back then! Very suspicious.
(B) Could this be the "stalk of the
hyssop plant" prop that he is holding?!? If so, the Jesus
character NEVER held it! How could he - he was way up on the
cross! Hmmmmm? HMMMMMMM?
(A) This photo, we believe, is self explanatory.
(A) There appears to be (out of focus) a
movie camera in he foreground.
(It looks as if the actor has temporarily forgotten his lines.)
Here is a sketch found
with the other photos.
We believe it to be a storyboard layout
of a possible pyrotechnics scene which was probably
produced by Mythological Light & Magic.
Proceed
here to see an amazing tribute . . .
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