From: The Editor in Chief
Subject: using the institute's
internet service
It has come to my attention,
the Editor in Chief, that someone in the office has been using
the institute's internet service for personal use.
This is not allowed and must
be stopped immediately!
Anyone caught doing this again
will have their mandatory tithe payment doubled for a whole year.
We uncovered the fact that someone
has been using the service to frequent chat rooms, which is obviously
not beneficial for this publication.
In fact, we have a copy of the
latest chat session.
In the spirit of envoronmentalism,
pollution, global warming, etc., we decided not to throw away
the chat session, but rather, recycle it.
Also, we needed to fill some
space.
So we are going to post the session
here.
The names have been edited to
protect the guilty. And all of the irrelevant chat has been discarded
(don't worry - all of that verbage will be thrown into a receptical
and used for a later issue).
So, here it is for what it's
worth . . .
You have just entered
room "Life - Beliefs Atheism"
BlindFools: Hello all of my fellow highly-evolved
amoebas.
JQA: Hi Blind
BlindFools: Are your bodies successfully surviving
today?
PF: Yes indeed, Blind.
HS: I resent that remark, blind! i'm a
highly evolved paramecium!
HS: get it right!
PF: My pathetic pointless existance is
proceeding nicely, how bout yours?
BlindFools: PF: that is
functional.
BlindFools: PF: No, not
pointless...
BlindFools: PF: Must keep
surviving.
BlindFools: PF: Get better
at it.
PF: Yes indeed, gotta pass on them genes.
PF: Passing on gene's is great fun. ;)
BlindFools: PF: Yes, but
don't think about the passing of genes, just follow your urges.
BlindFools: PF: because...
BlindFools: PF: who really
cares what happens after we die anyway.
CDS: Blind, please, talk for yourself.
HS: <---is always interested in passing
genes on...
BlindFools: CDS: I was
actually, but who are you? You an atheist?
CDS: Blind, oh, nevermind. I misunderstood.
BlindFools: CDS: If you
are an atheist, I speak for you too.
CDS: Blind, thanks. I am and I'm perfectly
happy speaking for myself.
BlindFools: CDS: But you
haven't said anything.
CDS: Blind, I'm resting. :-)
PF: Anyway, so what brings you here, Blind?
BlindFools: PF: Trying
to keep atheism on the right track, and you?
PF: I'm staying up cause I can't sleep.
HS: blind? what is the right track?
HS: and which train is on it?
BlindFools: CDS: "d***"
is a religious term, please don't use in here.
CDS: Blind, only if you intend it in that
way. It has other uses.
BlindFools: CDS: Then what
does damn mean?
CDS: Blind, if can be used as an explitive
for one.
CBD: Blind, uhh, you on word patrol tonight?
CBD: Blind, let you be Anathema!
CBD: :::Snicker:::
PF: "We're gonna do things my way,
or we won't do things at all!"
BlindFools: PF: Nope, my
way, I am more fit.
HS: blind...this is an areligious
room. your religion means nothing in here.
BlindFools: HS: nope, atheism
is non-religious.
HS: not that that says "areligious,"
not "a religious"
BlindFools: HS: keep the
religious terms out of here.
HS: blind? you're high.
BlindFools: HS: you have
no evidence of that, do you believe in things which have no evide
BlindFools: HS: nce?
HS: blind :::click::::
BlindFools: HS: <--
chose flight instead of fight - weak.
BlindFools: CBD: Your
ignorance and immaturity shows.
CBD: Blind, Imake a Point of IT!
CDS: All this time without a fundy and now
we get an Atheist fundy. Sheesh!
BlindFools: CBD: You
use religious terms do you not?
CBD: well Blind, thank GOD i Don't have
to worry about your opinion of me for my self esteem
CBD: Blind, only to get on your weak
minded case
BlindFools: CBD: We
are merely flesh bags of chemicals - there is no self esteem.
PF: :points at Blind: SMITE!
CBD: Blind, you are merely a flesh bag
of chemicals
CBD: I am trapped radiant light
BlindFools: CBD: Self
esteem is an illusion of the brain.
PF: :points at Heathens: SMITE! Darn, it
isn't working....
BlindFools: PF: almost
funny
CBD: Blind, put away that Fine hair splitting
devise and jsut chat with us
CBD: simple atheists
BlindFools: CBD: splitting
hairs, how?
CBD: <-- Pulls Blinds Soapbox out
from Under him
BlindFools: CBD: Not
hardly, I am more fit than you.
CBD: Blind, ok, whatever you say oh Superior
one
BlindFools: CBD: good
BlindFools: CBD: now...
BlindFools: CBD: again...
BlindFools: CBD: how
am I splitting hairs?
PF: You all realize this guy probably about
as atheistic as Peter Popoff
BlindFools: CBD: do
you frequently make statements you can't back up?
CBD: Blind is a strange one
WP: Blind, why not just shut up, you say nothing
CBD: make sme kinda ashamed to be Atheist
BlindFools: CBD: please
don't tell people you're an athieist, gives us true ones a bad
name.
CBD: Not really, but he makes ya wonder
BlindFools: CBD: What
have I said that you disagree with?
PF: Blind, your amusement value is starting
to fade....
BlindFools: PF: But my
power remains.
PF: Why not go annoy the wiccans?
CBD: Blind, You said You are a eal atheist
CBD: prove it
BlindFools: CBD: okay...
BlindFools: CBD: a question...
CBD: Blind, never mind
BlindFools: CBD: do
we have a "mind"?
CBD: <-- Mind reader
BlindFools: CBD: afraid?
CBD: We?
BlindFools: CBD: weak
BlindFools: CBD: Yes,
people.
CBD: <-- Splitting hair
BlindFools: CBD: have
a mind?
CBD: define people
CBD: define mind
BlindFools: CBD: more
evolved than other primates.
BlindFools: CBD: homo-sapien
MGK: who u callin a primate?
CBD: Blind, that is evident, from our
standpoint
BlindFools: CBD: mind
- that which controls the brain.
CBD: Blind, a Mind controls the brain?
BlindFools: CBD: evident
how?
CBD: SOund Science I see
BlindFools: CBD: okay...
BlindFools: CBD: do
'you" (mind) control your body, or your "brain"?
CBD: Blind, I may
BlindFools: CBD: what?
CBD: define Control
K: Blind could you please stop copying what CBD says
BlindFools: CBD: you
decide to raise your arm and it raises.
CBD: Blind, is that a fact?
BlindFools: CBD: is
that you or your brain?
PF: :decides to smack blind:
CBD: maybe I have no arms
CBD: you are making a lot of assumptions
BlindFools: CBD: maybe
you have no brain
C23: kel,just ignore blind.it is the easiest thing to do.
BlindFools: CBD: it
was an example that you asked for.
CBD: Blind, hmm, acerebral?
CBD: could be
CBD: but I am not JFK
CDS: Kell, he is using different fonts but
it's him talking.
K: aww CDS thanks lol
BlindFools: CBD: based
on your responses, your brain is malfunctioning...
BlindFools: CBD: which
makes you weak.
PF: BlindFools:
Is this the real life, is this just fantasy?
CBD: Blind, according to which set of
standards?
CBD: established by whom?
CBD: in which calendar year?
CDS: CBD, and which
calendar?
BlindFools: CBD: based
on the fact that your brain can't match mine.
CBD: CDS, hey
man my hair splitter just wet dull
BlindFools: CBD: you
can't answer, you just ask.
CBD: like Blind's brain
BlindFools: CBD: you
are weak and not a true atheist.
CBD: COn I think I shall Cut Blinds Little
***** Off if I do
CDS: CBD, lol.
BlindFools: CBD: now that's
intelligent...
PF: Blind.... You're beginning to become
tiresome.
CBD: well Blind, good thing I need not meet
your standard of true Atheism
BlindFools: CBD: does your
mom know you're up this late?
CBD: my lack of beleif in God suffices me
CBD: thanks though
BlindFools: CBD: No,it's
the only logical standard.
CBD: Blind <YAWN>
CDS: Now I know what an Atheistbot is like.
Ugh.
CBD: you are almost as Boring as a Fundy
BlindFools: CBD: Yes, but
you muddle it with a belief in a mind which you CAN"T prove.
BlindFools: CBD: admit
it.
PF: Anyway, I guess that Blind has shown
me the absurdity of my Athiest ways.
PF: I shall have to go join a convent...
or is it a monestary?
CBD: Blind, uhh *******, my Atheism is marked
by a LACK of beleif
CBD: I suppose you have your own definition
BlindFools: CBD: then where
did life and stuff come from?
BlindFools: CBD: big bang
and evolution?
CDS: Stuff? STUFF?
K: C.. gosh i remember when i used to say that..
K: cbd why dont ya block blind :)
CBD: K this is Almost entertaining
CBD: and a bit of a new twist to the usual
stupidity
BlindFools: CBD: you keep
avoiding, why?
PF: Heheh. Blind... nobody is buying you.
Go away.
T: Maybe nobody knows Blind
BlindFools: CBD: all you
can do is insult rather than debate - sad.
CBD: Blind fancies Himself an Ivory Tower
Atheist
BlindFools: PF: Than what
have I said that YOU disagree with?
BlindFools: PF: then*
CBD: Blind, why in the **** should I debate
an Idiot like yourself ?
PF: I disagree with your presence. Please
leave.
BlindFools: PF: why?
CBD: I prefer to scoff at you and call you
silly names in a Sophomric fashion
BlindFools: CBD: because
that's all you can do, admit it.
CBD: it is the level you have demonstrated
yourself capable of
PF: Because rather than spend time talking
among ourselves, we are forced to deal
PF: with you.
BlindFools: CBD: then prove
me wrong - i dare you.
CBD: Blind, prove waht wrong?
PF: Well, I *triple dog dare you* to prove
ME wrong when I say you're only
PF: here to be disruptive and annoying.
BlindFools: PF: I am strictly
defending atheism - better than you.
OS1: Blind what are you wrong/ not wrong about?
CBD: you prove you are a hairsplitting wannabe
ivorytower non-beleiver in God
CBD: Big ******* Deal
BlindFools: CBD: nevermind,
go learn some more insults.
CBD: your Atheism somehow has more value
than Mine?
CBD: I place no Value on it
CBD: it is simply there
PF: CBD, this guy is NOT an athiest. maybe
you're just sleepy, but you have
PF: to realize that.
HS: carbon? his atheism is funamental!
;>
HS: fundamental! ****!
BlindFools: We are all just organic pain-collectors
racing toward oblivion.
PF: I'll race you toward oblivion....
BlindFools: PF: I'll win.
CBD: HS, sorry,
I have a hard time beleiving anything with the word Mental in
it
CBD: having anything to do with Blind here
HS: lol, CBD! mentally
deficient, maybe? ;>
BlindFools: We are merely flesh-bags of chemicals
responding to stimuli.
OS1: Blind, I agree with that
...
BlindFools: OS1: you're a true athest.
OS1: <---- true atheist
OS1: :)
PF: I prefer the term "body",
Blind.
PF: Its not actually bag shaped.
CBD: Blind, you are perhaps a flesh bag
of Chemicals, I ma trapped Radiant Light
IVA: flesh bag lol
CDS: Wait, I get it. If you agree with the
almight Blind, you are true Atheist.
CDS: almighty*
CBD: CDS, now that
we know the rules
BlindFools: CDS: No, if
you agree with the facts only.
K: <-True christian :-)
KT: <------------- true Christian 2
KT: Hehe
CBD: it helps it's ego maybe
CBD: oh wait it has no ego
BlindFools: CBD: no such
thing as ego.
CBD: just a bag of chemicals responding
to stimuli
CDS: CBD, tisk,
tsk, not playing by the rules.
BlindFools: CBD: ego is
merely brain waves.
CBD: COn, thanks man
CBD: keep me in Line
PF: You AREN"T A BAG!
CBD: I would hate ot endure the scorn of
Blind again
BlindFools: CBD: because
you are weak
CBD: Blind, Just for the record, I fart
in your general Direction
BlindFools: CBD: very intelligent.
PF: I'm gonna minister to Blind, I think
he needs to be shown the true path.
CBD: Now go away, or I shall Taunt you a
second Time
PF: Listen.
BlindFools: PF: which is?
PF: You are going to HELL!
BlindFools: PF: there is
no hell
PF: Wait... *HELL*
BlindFools: PF: c'mon,
at least try to be intelligent
PF: And um... somebody help me out here?
BlindFools: PF: yes cause
I'm very fit.
PF: Er... you must accept Jesus's free
gift of Salvation!
BlindFools: PF: Jesus was
made up by Constantine.
BlindFools: PF: Jesus never
existed.
CDS: Blind, wow, we actually agree on something.
CBD: Blind, you need salivation
CBD: <-- Spits on Blind
BlindFools: CBD: You need
knowledge.
CBD: Blind, oh wise one, enlighten me
OS1: What's with all this BlindFools/CBD infighting? We're all atheists ******! :)
BlindFools: PF: Then why
do you use sarcasm - it is a weak trait.
CBD: Blind, you need a noogie
CBD: no wait, you really need a WEDGIE!
PF: In hell, there are no wedgies!
BlindFools: CBD: Your brain
needs better chemicals and more experiences.
CBD: ****, it will be a cold day in hell
before Blind falls off that High horse
CBD: ***
CDS: CBD, it's a
long fall too.
PF: :snickers: This guy is NOT an atheist,
we all understand that right?
PF: Cause otherwise this is just sad.
BlindFools: Religious leaders are more highly evolved
than atheists.
JQA: Blind, you are a fool to believe so
OS1: Blind, huh? Why do you believe
that?
BlindFools: They have invented a way to get people
to "voluntarily" submit control to them.
BlindFools: JQA: right?
CDS: Blind, it's called fear you fool.
BlindFools: They have invented a way to get people
to "voluntarily" submit control to them.
BlindFools: CDS: Yes, they
use fear to gain an advantage, nothing wrong with that, right?
CDS: Blind, oh please. Is the great one
suggesting we be like religious leaders?
BlindFools: CDS: why not?
BlindFools: CDS: what's
wrong with it?
CDS: Blind, because I think I am MUCH better
than that.
BlindFools: CDS: better>
how? By what standard?
BlindFools: CDS: what makes
your standards superor?
BlindFools: CDS: superior*
CDS: Blind, you profess to use logic and
reason that then throw it out the window for fear?
BlindFools: CDS: Again,
how is it wrong?
CDS: Blind, your answer is in my question.
BlindFools: CDS: Yor answer
is inadequate - be more specific.
CDS: Blind, for you oh great one. When you
are ready to understand, let me know.
CDS: <pats Blind on the head>
CBD: there is NOTHING Right or Wrong
CBD: Nothing evil or Good
CBD: But THINKING which makes it so
BlindFools: CDS: Why is
what the relgious leaders do wrong? ANybody?
BlindFools: CDS: Anyone?
BlindFools: CDS: Bueller?
BlindFools: CDS: Bueller?
HS: blind... often, religious leaders are
religious bigots.
CDS: Blind, if YOU want to act like a religious
leader, be my guest. I prefer something...
CDS: ..more along the lines of reason and
logic. Not fear
J127: WHAT IS AN ATHEISET
CDS: Juggalo, ask Blind.
K: jugg a person who dosent believe in God.
T: jugg - a person who does not follow
a particular religious theism
T: usually also a non believer in a deity...
BlindFools: CDS: They use
the logic and reason of fear to gain advantage, what's wrong
with that?
CDS: Blind, LOL, "logic and reason
of fear." LOL That's a good one.
BlindFools: CDS: The ones
who "use" it are logical, not the ones it is used on.
BlindFools: CDS: right?
CDS: Blind, wow, you honestly believe that
don't you?
BlindFools: CDS: Of coarse,
it's the law of nature.
BlindFools: CDS: Right?
CDS: Blind, well, at least you have the
right screen name.
CBD: if you agree that MORALS are non-existent
without god and it is ok to
CBD: take advantage of the adleminded
CBD: then you also must agree that you need
a God to have morals
BlindFools: CDS: Survival
of the fittest.
BlindFools: CDS: Prove
me wrong - I dare you.
CDS: As, "fascinating" as Blind
is. It's time for me to go to bed.
CDS: Take care everyone. Be well. <tips
hat to all>
BlindFools: CDS: <--
chooses flight instead of fight - weak.
BlindFools: CDS: weak
CDS: Blind, yes, I'm soooooo weak and you
are such a strong big boy.
BlindFools: <-- very fit
BlindFools: CDS: you still
act weak
BlindFools: CDS: sad
CDS: Blind, in fact, I feel the need to
leave your presense. It's just too overwhelming.
CBD: Such a Big Strong Boy that Blind is
BlindFools: We are all just organic pain-collectors
racing toward oblivion.
CBD: Blind, do you really think you are
foling anyone?
CBD: fooling***
BlindFools: CBD: What?
Who? ME?
CDS: K, yes, his vaste superiority is just
too much to bear.
K: CDS weren you leaving lol ?
K: werent *
BlindFools: CBD: I haven't
been proven wrong yet.
CBD: yes, you FUNDIE
BlindFools: CBD: ((gasp))
J88: Blind - ugh
BlindFools: J88: what?
BlindFools: J88: got something to say?
CDS: Blind, I'll just have to crawl out
the door. You have left me too weak to walk.
BlindFools: CDS: If you
must try to save face with humor - I understand.
CBD: Blind, you can never be proven wrong,
J88: BlindFools: Your Dumb?
J88: BlindFools: Go away?
J88: BlindFools: your annoying?
BlindFools: J88: based on what standards?
J88: BlindFools:
stop talking
J88: BlindFools: ::click::
BlindFools: J88: <-- chose flight instead of
fight.
J88: KB - Ignore is on
CBD: you already have ALL teh answers you
are willing to accept
HS: ::::reclicking blind:::
BlindFools: HS: <--
chose flight instead of fight.
AP: <<<reminds people
on the room of the ignore button to get rid of unwanted people's
font
KB: <-----cracking up at this
whole CBD/Blind thing
KB: J88... it;s high time you developed a personal relationship
with your Ignore Featureā¢
CDS: Blind, stop, stop! It's too much. I'm
speechless. I can't go on!
CDS: Okay, this was fun but time to go.
<shakes head at the "dunderninny">
BlindFools: CDS: leaving
already? lol
BlindFools: CDS: yeah right
CBD: Blind CLICK!
CBD: wow, no more idocy onmy screen!
BlindFools: CBD: <--
chose flight instead of fight.
CBD: Idiocy either*
HS: from blind's website: For the evidences
of Jesus' divinity, we suggest going here:
HS: http://members.aol.com/FaithInEvidence
BlindFools: HS: Yes, put
the rest!!!
BlindFools: lol
BlindFools: http://members.aol.com/FaithInEvidence
HS: blind is an atheist like i'm a swedish
male supermodel
BlindFools: HS: but the
funny ting is...
BlindFools: HS: nobody
can prove me wrong.
HS: yup, all...just looked at his website...
BlindFools: HS: you scoundrel\
T: BlindFools
- suggest you read TOS regarding advertisement in chat
BlindFools: T: will take
under advisement
BlindFools: T: maybe
CBD: teach perhaps a Report would be in
order?
CBD: for advertising to chat?
BlindFools: CBD: but the
funny thing is...
BlindFools: CBD: I didn't
bring it up first - lol.
BlindFools: CBD: I'm covered.
CBD: Hey Blind, when did the ***** Die?
BlindFools: CBD: which
female dog do you speak of?
CBD: some dearly departed one I am sure
BlindFools: CBD: Very intelligent.
J88: Umm - Should I click L?
BlindFools: J88: No, click me.
BlindFools: J88: It's called fight or flight.
BlindFools: There was nothing wrong with he inquisitions,
crusades, or witch burnings.
HS: hey everyone? we can dump blind...
HS: anyone want to report his hateful anti-atheist
site to aol?
J88: What site HS?
HS: i already took the liberty!
LAW359: i'll report him
HS: joe...it's blind's homepage. it mocks
atheists.
BlindFools: HS: I already
nominated it for top site - lol
HS: http://hometown.aol.com/BlindFools/ (Keyword to: http://hometown.aolcom/BlindFools/)
BlindFools: lol
BlindFools: lol
KB: ****, it's late
..
BlindFools: KB: please...
BlindFools: KB: don't use religious terms in here.
HS: just click the "notify aol"
button! ;>
BlindFools: just click the "notify aol"
button! ;>
BlindFools: just click the "notify aol"
button! ;>
BlindFools: just click the "notify aol"
button! ;>
BlindFools: By the way....
BlindFools: why are you advertising my site in
here - isn't that a TOS violation - lol
INTERMISSION
(Now sing the theme song
to "The Monkeys")
Now,
on to Act 2 . . .
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