Page 1a - Frank B. Finite (a "true" atheist)
Page 1b - Amazing Transitional Fossils
Page 1c - Andy Akers (ag-nostic)
Page 1d - Alternate Resurrection Theory of the Month
Page 1f - Your Evological Horrorscope
Page 1k - The Evolutionary Classifieds
Page 1kk - Letters to the Editor
Evolutionary Classifieds
For Sale:
This time it's for real...
One authentic Ape-man!
Well . . . it's almost a whole man.
Actually, it's only a tooth.
In fact, it's only a pig's tooth.
But other than that, it's an authentic ape-man!
50¢ . . . OBO.
For Sale:
One authentic transitional fossil of a dinosaur bird.
It could prove that birds actually evolved from dinosaurs!
That is, if it hadn't been shown to be yet another hoax.
50¢ . . . OBO.
Wanted:
Hamsters with power generating exercise wheels.
Will pay top dollar!
Will take as many as you got.
Contact any California energy consumer.
Please hurry as summer is fast approaching.
Still Wanted:
Just one transitional fossil.
Will pay any price.
Contact a museum of natural science near you.