Table of Contents
Page 28 - Alternate Resurrection
Page 35 - "The Book of Chances"
Page 42 - The Evolutionary Classifieds
Page 49 - The "Official Church Leaders" Page
Page 56 - Letters to the Editor
Page 77 - Contact the fools - How you ca contact the us
Evolutionary Classifieds
Wanted:
One transitional fossil.
Will pay any price.
Contact a museum of natural science near you.
For Sale:
One authentic Ape Man
Well . . . almost authentic.
The skull is human,
but the jaw is that of an orangutan,
and it's teeth were filed down,
and it was chemically dyed to look older.
But other than that, it is authentic!
50¢ . . . OBO.
Wanted:
To the institute that I sold all my vestigial organs to:
I'm going to be needing those back.
I recently found out that my body DOES need them.
Please call quickly . . .
because I'm feeling a bit weak.