Table of Contents
Page 28 - Alternate Resurrection
Page 35 - "The Book of Chances"
Page 42 - The Evolutionary Classifieds
Page 49 - The "Official Church Leaders" Page
Page 56 - Letters to the Editor
Page 77 - Contact the fools - How you ca contact the us
Letters to the Editor
Issue 0000001
Letters Policy:
Basically the only thing we have to officially say is this, "Your letter may be directed to another member of the staff, rather than I, the Editor in Chief, answering it. This is done to insure that you get the most highly qualified answer that we can possibly give.
Also, sometimes I am on vacation every week or so.
And I, the Editor in Chief, reserve the right to edit all letters posted. Sometimes the "colorful" language has to be omitted because it it causes nice elderly church ladies thump their Bibles too hard. And with their fragile and delicate fingers, this causes considerable pain. And since we love and respect them dearly, we choose to save them from such pain so that they can continue to bake us cookies."
Your's truly,
The Editor in Chief.
Letter 1:
Hey! What's up with your logo?!? Are you guys fundies, atheists, or agnostics?!? Are you calling us atheists "FOOLS"!?! What's up with that?!?
I bet you don't answer this,
Frank F.
Dear Frank,
First, we have not yet decided if we are agnostics or not. We are still weighing all the evidence.
Second, our logo reflects what we are traditionally called by atheists (blind fools, blind sheep, takin' blind leaps, blind as bats, blind folded, blind-sided, blind spot, blind dates, etc.).
We are going with the flow, showing a sense of humor and laughing at ourselves.
And we hope you will too :-)
Third, we are NOT calling atheists fools! In fact, Jesus prohibited us from doing so:
Matt. 5:22 But I tell you that anyone who is angry with his brother will be subject to judgment. Again, anyone who says to his brother, 'Raca,' is answerable to the Sanhedrin. But anyone who says, 'You fool!' will be in danger of the fire of hell.
Hope this helps,
Editor in Chief
Letter 2:
(Re: Letter 1)
Hey! But didn't Jesus call people fools in Matt 23:17?!? Doesn't this make Jesus a hypocrite?!?
I really bet you don't answer this one!
Frank F.
Dear Frank,
In Matt 5:22, if we take it all in "context", Jesus is referring to people who are "angry" at someone else and making snide remarks to others about their "intelligence". In fact, the term, 'Raca,' may be related to the Aramaic word for "empty" and mean "Empty-head!"
Now, in Matt 23:17, Jesus is referring to the teachers of God's law. They were the greatest of hypocrites and misrepresenting God's Law for their own selfish purposes.
And if Jesus is God, He has the "authority" to judge them and call them fools.
Hope this helps,
Editor in Chief
Letter 3:
(Re: Letter 2)
But Jesus is not God because there is no God!
Frank F.
Dear Frank,
That is why you are an atheist.
Editor in Chief
P.S. - Don't you have an article to write for our first issue? You need to get hopping because the deadline is fast approaching.
Letter 4:
(Re: Letter 3)
Okay boss, I'm on it.
Frank