Evolutionary Classifieds
For Sale:
Several transitional
moths.
They prove evolution even though
they're still just moths.
But we have pictures of live
ones on a tree trunk!
Well, they were glued on, actually.
To be honest, they were dead
too.
50¢ . . . OBO.
Safari Aventure:
Meet real live underevolved cave
people.
Learn their way of life
Learn about their fulfilled prophecies.
Learn that it was all a hoax.
(Safari has been shut down due
to ... er ... um ... renovation.)
Free to a Good Home:
Information regarding the evolution
of Christianity.
Were Mithras
the "Neanderthals" of Christians?
This puppy needs lots of care
and attention.
Still Wanted:
Just one transitional
fossil.
Will pay any price.
Contact a museum of natural science
near you.
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