SPECIAL REPORT
ALIEN CONTACTS THE INSTITUTE!
HAS SPECIAL WARNING FOR ALL IN THE UNIVERSE!
AND FOR YOU TOO!
The following transmission
was broadcast on stardate 4234.23.
In the name of the Nothing, I
greet you fellow universal atheists,
I am currently in a bunker, deep
beneath the surface, on an asteroid in an uncharted system. How
I got here is a story for another day, but I am transmitting
this signal in hopes that some of my former friends and acquaintances
receive and heed this warning:
***DO NOT TRUST THE FEDERATION
CULTISTS***
Right now my antennae itch with
frustration because of the cruel injustice forced upon me by
the Federation fascists. The trade routes I established have
been closed and my assets seized by the strong arm of the Federation
known as Starfleet.
"These highest ideals,"
indeed. The Prime Directive and the other ethical values the
Federation dreamed up in some committee some ions ago just stifles
the "competition" and ensures the survival of their
society. They espouse neutrality about the discussion of God,
but at the heart of it is weak evolutionist atheism.
They want a baseless morality
without accountability, society without individuality, and submission
without reason. We should bend to their ideas of how people should
act, live and even think about one another?!
Sure, they talk about individualism
but the "good of the many, outweighs the good of the few
or one" - a la Spock. Talk about moral absolutes, sheesh!
We true atheists know that the
universe was formed by nothing for no reason. Survival of the
fittest is all that matters in the end. The Federation chose
to survive "better" through altruistic means, charity
coupled with a strong military and superior technology.
I will not argue about the effectiveness
of the arrangement. Clearly it is pragmatically superior to mine
since they have taken everything including my dignity, but it
is not superior morally!
When my mate (whos scales are
shedding due to the stress of all this) and I were caught in
Federation territory committing some violation of THEIR law,
I was branded a criminal!

Darwinicon with his lovely mate, Britney
There identities have been masked
to protect their identities.
(We know who really wears the pants in this family, huh fellas?!)
This from the same people who
claim to live by a Prime Directive of non-interference and are
explorers?!
I must admit I think my actions
were not illegal, and certainly not unethical. In fact a great
deal of ingenuity and bravery went into every shipment of the
product that I was delivering.
Someone wanted something that
was hard to find, so I supplied the buyer with the goods and
made the seller a great deal of money. Both parties were satisfied,
in fact they where happy!
What greater thing is there in
the universe besides bringing people happiness and possible wealth
before they die and lose consciousness for all eternity?
If I was an unthinking Federation
clone I could answer with a grin on my face, "The Federation
is a society of hope and good ideals that help everyone. It is
the greatest thing in the universe."
Sure it's great, when you are
on top!!!
I am under no illusion about
morality, I know that it is simply an evolutionary process brought
about by billions of years of natural selection and coalesced
in the form of society.
Yet at the same time the Federation
fascists claim to have the patent on morality and believe in
themselves as though they were gods. They have "faith"
in the council to do the right thing and some give their lives
to the uniform in Starfleet.
They refuse to accept that they
are biological processes because it makes them uncomfortable.
And they choose only the parts of atheism that benefit them.
I say Freedom first! Free you
mind! Free yourself from the tyranny of the Federation!
Revenge is a dish best served
cold . . .
******END TRANSMISSION*******
Thanks to James (Darwinicon)
for this little gem of a story.
You may even come across him in the Yahoo! chat rooms.
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