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Amazing Transitional Animals
Darwin said that we should find millions of transitional fossils to support the theory of evolution. And though we haven't come across any yet, we know it is just a matter of time before we do.
So we have taken the liberty of "reconstructing" what these transitional animals were probably like.
We snookered a bunch of students from the local art school to help us out pro-bono. Now it should be cautioned that these aspiring artists may have pushed their creative license in order to beef up their portfolio and make a name for themselves.
Then we hood-winked a bunch of natural science students from the local junior college to give us a brief synopsis of how these animals probably lived. And they probably took some creative licenses too.
Enjoy the tour . . .
Duck-to-Cow Transitionary Species
Domesticated, yet skiddish.
Wasn't able to swim yet, but some tried. Those that tried would turn over due to top-heaviness and float downstream with their feet sticking up in the air.
The lucky ones drifted to the river bank side allowing them to escape unharmed.
Notice the appendages on the neck and face which resembles today's animal collars - freaky!
Fish-to-Dog Transitionary Species
Not to be confused with today's Dog Fish.
Known to pester upside down duckcows floating downstream.
Also known as a fisherman's best friend, they would heard other fish into the waiting fishing nets belonging to those primates that would later evolve into man.
Would also fetch a stick out of water.
Cow-to-Gorilla Transitionary Species
Definitely not domesticated and definitely not skiddish!
This ferocious creature ruled the lowlands. In a fit of rage, it could reach speeds of up to two miles an hour.
They congregated in small family clans of 10 to 15 members.
Mostly ate grass and vegetation, but if it came across some bananas, it could make it's own milkshake.
Milking one of these dudes was NOT an option.