I finally figured out that I'm a senior citizen......

I'm the life of the party...even when it lasts until 8 p.m..

I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.

I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you are saying.

I'm very very good at telling stories...over and over and over.

I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine.

I'm so care for: long-term care, eye care, private care, dental care.

I'm positive I did housework correctly before my mate retired.

I'm having trouble remembering simple words like.......

I'm now spending more time with my pillows than with my mate.

I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies.

I'm anti-everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, anti-inflammatory.

I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less.

I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days.

I'm supporting all movements now....by eating bran, prunes and raisins.