President Bush signed a bill banning partial-birth abortions on Wednesday. Bush said the right to life "cannot be granted or denied by government because it does not come from government. It comes from the creator of life. And only He, or a president of the United States, or a governor of Texas can take that life away."(11/06/03) President Bush attended a $2,000 dollar-a-plate campaign fundraiser in Tennessee on Monday. "If you can eat only 43,500,000 plates of food, then we can pay off that 87 billion I need for Iraq and help get me reelected," he said.(09/09/03) Congress released it's heavily censored findings on the failures of key governmental agencies during the September 11th tragedy. As reported by Fox News, only a passage stating that it was Bill Clinton's fault remained.(07/27/03) President Bush adamantly denied his administration had invented claims about Iraq possessing weapons of mass destruction. Bush explained it was simply a "clerical error where someone typed a 'q' instead of an 'n'. You see, it was really Iran all along, not Iraq. Oh well. Good thing all our troops are next door so we can invade that axle of evil after I win the next election."(06/10/03) President Bush participated in a voluntary test given to world leaders which questions their grasp of global knowledge, foreign affairs and international politics. Bush is shown here copying off of Prime Minister of Singapore Goh Chok Tong after becoming stumped where Canada was located on a blank world map.(05/07/03)