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Proclamation Denunciation HEAR YE, HEAR YE - gather one and all for these archived reports on King George's madness. Yes, it is sadly true that the king is not well, although it's really not his own fault. Something to do with the potent combination of booze and cocaine he used in the past no doubt. Be that as it may, we have decided to document the stories, ramblings and activities of good ole P43 during his reign of error. If you're a patriotic American, or just someone from another country amused by our political system, bookmark the front page and check back every now and then for updates on the most powerful fool in the world.

The following items are posted in the order of original publication.

Transcript of his Inaugural Speech (Jan 20, 2001)
Our reporter Interviews the President (Jan 22, 2001)
President Bush appoints Secretary of Humor (Jan 23, 2001)
President Bush unveils Social Program (Jan 27, 2001)
A return to Desert Storm? (Jan 29, 2001)
Cha-ching! Faith-based Groups Cash In (Jan 30, 2001)
Bush administration reveals Plans for Mexico (Jan 31, 2001)
Senate gives nod to Ashcroft Nomination (Feb 1, 2001)
When God speaks George Listens (Feb 3, 2001)
While the dummy's away Cheney Plays (Feb 4, 2001)
Bush pushes for his Tax Plan (Feb 5, 2001)
Secret Service capture White House Shooter (Feb 7, 2001)
Special Report: What's Up With The Democrats (Feb 7, 2001)
Special Report part 2: Oh, That's What (Feb 7, 2001)
John Ashcroft - American Hypocrite (Feb 9, 2001)
Bush fumbles International Diplomacy (Feb 10, 2001)
Lincoln calls it Quits (Feb 12, 2001)
Bush's big Monday (Feb 13, 2001)
Bush goes Commando (Feb 14, 2001)
Powell and Ashcroft: "Fight Is On" (Feb 15, 2001)
Operation Desert Siesta (Feb 17, 2001)
Bush speaks in Oklahoma (Feb 19, 2001)
President mad at American Public (Feb 20, 2001)
Bush considers Clinton Pardon (Feb 22, 2001)
Bush meets Blair (Feb 25, 2001)
Special Report: Bush bungles Black History Month (Feb 27, 2001)
Congress hears Bush Budget (Feb 28, 2001)
Bush's Tax Road Show (Mar 3, 2001)
Cheney suffers Heart Trouble (Mar 6, 2001)
Bush snuffs Workplace Injury Rule (Mar 8, 2001)
Tax revival show hits Florida (Mar 12, 2001)
Bush wants to Gas You (Mar 15, 2001)
Bush meets with Mori (Mar 20, 2001)
Got Arsenic? (Mar 21, 2001)
Spence Abraham: Energy Dog (Mar 26, 2001)
Bush gets Sneaky (Mar 30, 2001)
President suffers China Syndrome (Apr 03, 2001)
Open letter from Bush to American Public (Apr 09, 2001)
President Bush: Enviromentalist? (Apr 18, 2001)
Bush returns from Summit of Americas (Apr 24, 2001)
Taiwan says "Tanks!" (Apr 26, 2001)
100 days of Dubya (Apr 30, 2001)
Bush talks Missile Defense (May 2, 2001)
We talk energy with Dick Cheney (May 8, 2001)
President Bush gets Spaced Out (May 15, 2001)
Bush powers-up Energy Policy (May 21, 2001)
Senate balance Changes (Jun 03, 2001)
Democrats celebrate their own D-Day (Jun 06, 2001)
President Bush: King Of The Road? (Jun 10, 2001)
Europe braces for Bush Visit (Jun 12, 2001)
Bush by the Numbers (Jun 22, 2001)
President seeing Green? (Jun 29, 2001)
Bush plays with balls on Birthday (Jul 7, 2001)
President favors Illegal Immigrants (Jul 16, 2001)
Bush blesses visit upon Pope (Jul 23, 2001)
U.S. washes hands of Biological Weapon Ban (Jul 25, 2001)
Bush begins Texas Vacation (Aug 06, 2001)
Prez sez "The Stem Stops Here" (Aug 14, 2001)
Cheney in charge: Exclusive Interview (Aug 23, 2001)
The Bush is Back In Town (Sep 4, 2001)
Bush readys Operation Infinite Justice (Sep 20, 2001)
President rests after Big Speech (Sep 22, 2001)
John Ashcroft wants More Power (Sep 25, 2001)
Bush sez to "Gets flyin'" (Sep 27, 2001)
Taliban getting Worried (Oct 5, 2001)
Hey ho here we go: War! (Oct 8, 2001)
Little Orphan Anthrax (Oct 18, 2001)
Bush thinks Money (Oct 26, 2001)
Bush meets the General (Feb 14, 2002)
President turns CIA to Iraq (Feb 16, 2002)
A cowboy in Asia (Feb 20, 2002)
Secret Governments (Mar 1, 2002)
Middle East Breakdown (Apr 3, 2002)
President lays smack on Cuba (May 21, 2002)
President Bush on the Home D (Jul 18, 2002)
Bush condemns Israeli Airstrike (Jul 24, 2002)
Ashcroft offers tips on TIPS (Jul 26, 2002)
Bush begins August Vacation (Aug 2, 2002)
President back to Iraq (Sep 9, 2002)
Exclusive interview with President Bush (Oct 30, 2002)
President reveals his Agenda (Nov 5, 2004)
Slouching dollar, hidden Recovery (Nov 9, 2004)
Ashcroft to Retire (Nov 10, 2004)
Powell calls it Quits (Nov 15, 2004)