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101 - Death Has a Shadow Peter goes to a stag party and get filthy drunk even after promising Lois he wouldn't. Still hungover the next day, Peter get's fired from his job after dozing off. He doesn't tell Lois he lost his job, and instead tries to get other jobs, and eventually goes on welfare. However, due to a mixup, the weekly check is for $150,000. All this while baby Stewie works on his mind control device, but his "toy" gets taken away repeatedly. Peter goes on a spending spree, but soon Lois finds out about the fraud, and so does the government. Peter is tried for fraud, but at the trial (with a cameo appearance by the Cool-Aid man!) Stewie uses his mind control device to get Peter off. |
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102 - I Never Met the Dead Man Meg desperately wants to get her driving license, but due to he dad's inept driving lessons, she fails her test spectacularly. On the way back from the test, Peter crashes into the cable TV transponder trying to rush home to see the reality show "Fast Animals, Slow Children", knocking out cable for the whole town. He bribes Meg to take the blame for it by offering her a convertible. Meanwhile, Stewie builds a weather device to try to kill broccoli. Without TV, Peter goes delusional and builds a cardboard TV and pretends the world is a TV show. However, he learns to live without the TV, and shuns TV after it gets fixed. However, with the help of some rain and WIlliam Shatner, he learns to love TV again. |
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103 - Chitty Chitty Death Bang Stewie's first birthday is coming up, and the Griffins reminisce, but Stewie remembers his birth differently: as the day he escaped from his "Uterine Gulag". The family plans to have the party at Cheesy Charlie's, but Stewie thinks there's "treachery afoot" and thinks they are trying to put him back in the womb. He tries to hop on a plane, but is brought back home, because babies can't fly alone, duh. Meanwhile, Peter insults the manager at Chuckie Chee....um, Cheesy Charlie's, and is forced to have the birthday at home. Oh yeah, Meg briefly joined a cult, almost missing the bday party. But Peter comes to pick her up just before she drinks the punch, and everything turns out okee dokee. |
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104 - Mind Over Murder After punching out a very manly looking soccer mom at Chris's soccer game, Peter is put under house arrest and is forced to stay at home. While stuck at home, he sees the ghost of Pawtucket Pat, who tells him to build a bar in the basement. Now the whole town comes to Peter, and Lois gets neglected even more by Peter than ever before. Meanwhile, Stewie is in intense pain from teething, and decides to build a time machine to jump ahead in time so he won't have to live through teething. To get even with Peter, Lois (not MEG, as a certain DVD box set would have you believe) starts playing piano and singing seductively at the bar, stealing the show. However, Stewie's plans for the time machine get stolen, so he turns time back instead, averting the fire that has just broken out in the bar. |
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105 - A Hero Sits Next Door After Peter injures the best player on the company softball team with a fastball to the knee, the boss Mr. Weed threatens to fire Peter if he doesn't find a ringer to replace the injured player. Luckily for Peter, former cop and baseball player Joe Swanson moves in next door. Unbeknownst to Peter, Joe is wheelchair-bound, but that doesn't limit his abilities. In fact, he becomes a hero to the town by not letting his disability stop him. He also becomes an idol to Stewie, who thinks he is the ultimate half-man half-machine. To get back the admiration of his family, Peter attempts to foil a bank robbery, but Joe comes to the rescue again. Despite this, Peter learns he is a hero to his family anyway. |
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106 - The Son Also Draws After two years of being a terrible scout, Chris gets kicked out of the scouts. Actually, he is really into drawing and doesn't want to be a scout. Blindly, Peter takes the family to New York to get Chris re-instated into scouts. However, the family gets lost and ends up at an indian casino. In no time, Lois gets addicted to gambling and loses the car in a game, and the Griffins are stuck. To get back the car, Peter pretends to be an indian. To prove he is the real deal, the indians make him and Chris go on a 'vision quest' in the woods. There, he runs into 2 talking trees and a vision of the Fonz, who tells Peter to listen to his son. The indians are shocked Peter actually had a vision, and they get their car back...and learn some valuable lessons. |
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107 - Brian: Portrait of a Dog The Griffin family enters a very reluctant Brian into the Rhode Island Dog Show Championships to win money for an air conditioner. However, at the competition Brian refuses to do the part where he begs for a treat, out of principle. Peter and Brian get into an argument, and Brian runs away. However, without ID and a leash, Brian is persecuted by the town, much like a black person would be many years ago (drinking from fountain, etc.). Brian eventually gets arrested, and is put on trial to be put to sleep. Brian tries to defend himself eloquently in court, but is ignored. However, Peter's bribe of 20 bucks gets Brian off the hook very quickly. |
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