ALISTAIR FFITZ                

                   

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 GET AN EARFUL OF ZIGGY (in his cool ambient mood!)

 Ziggy Millburn, the eminent contemporary classical composer and "forgotten" man of Rochdale can be heard here in music written for his neice to celebrate her recovery from an operation for FRANG'S SYNDROME (don't ask!). These pieces have not been heard anywhere else and it's only because I'm a mate that Ziggy has thoughtfully provided them to be enjoyed by the discerning visitors to this website. Tune in and be taken to another realm - a realm hovering somewhere over the tranquil waters of the Hollingworth Lake, Rochdale perhaps.

These pieces feature the stunning Ian Ritchie on saxophone. Ian also directed the Ensemble. Check out his website at:

  http://www.oocities.org/i_ritchie_uk

 

 mp3 DOWNLOAD (1.87MB) "Music For Saxophone, Chamber Group and School Percussion"

 mp3 DOWNLOAD (1.09MB) "Music For Saxophone, Chamber Group and School Percussion                                                    played by Cello and Piano"


 I WANTONLY DEFACE LIBRARY BOOKS UNWISELY LOANED TO ME BY ACCRINGTON PUBLIC LIBRARY in the style of the master JOE ORTON :  

    

  

 DOWNRIVER by Iain Sinclair

 LYTTON STRACHEY by Michael Holroyd

 LONDON FIELDS by Martin Amis


 

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 "It's quite simple. He's a phenomenon, and I never use that word lightly."   -  
JOHN CHEESE


 "I don't believe anyone from Accrington has ever been so bold as to boldly state that he's from Accrington."  -  JOHN CHEESE



   "ACCRINGTON IS NOT FUNNY."
       - A LETTER OF COMPLAINT by  Major D.T.Arbuthnot