| Hardy(T)'s World Beer Ordering Guide | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Country | Ordering a Beer | Recommended Drink | Cheers! | Comments |
| Australia | Pot, mate! | VB | Onya mate! | |
| Canada | A beer please | Molson's XXXB | Cheers | |
| USA | A beer please | Anything except Bud | Cheers | Excellent microbreweries in New England |
| UK | Pint of bitter please | HSB | ||
| Ireland | Pint of Guinness please | Guinness, Caffreys, Kilkenny | Slainte | Visit the Guinnes Brewery |
| Norway | En øl, vær så god | Mack Øl | Skøl | Europe's northern most brewery |
| Finland | Yski olut, olkaa hyvä | Europe's biggest drinkers | ||
| Estonia | Cheap - all the Finns come here | |||
| Sweden | Ett öl, var så god | Very expensive | ||
| Denmark | En øl, værså venlig | Carlsberg, Tuborg | Visit the Carlsberg Brewery | |
| Belgium | Un bierre, sil vous plait | Stella Artois | ||
| Holland | Heineken | Visit the Heineken Brewery | ||
| Germany | Ein bier, bitte | Large ones! | Prost | Don't miss Oktoberfest |
| Poland | Jede piwo, prosze | Watch the sliwowica! | Na zdrowie | |
| Slovakia | Jede pivo, prosím | Prost | ||
| Czech Rep | Jede pivo, prosím | Pilzner, Budvar beers. Also absinth! | Prost | Visit the Pilsner Urquell and Budvar Breweries |
| Austria | Ein bier, bitte | Prost | Very expensive | |
| Hungary | Egy sör, kerem | Kaiser beer, pálinka (like schapps) | (can't remember, but it's really long) | Beer is ever so cheap. |
| Croatia | Jeda pivo, molim | Zivjeli | ||
| Italy | Nazzo Azzuri | |||
| Greece | ||||
| Albania | Një birra | Birra Korça | Gëzuar | Cheapest beer in Europe |
| Vatican City | No chance! | Creme de menthe - it's what the Pope drinks | ||
| India | A beer, please | Kingfisher | Cheers! | |
| Nepal | A beer, please | Star lager | Cheers! | |
| Singapore | A beer, please | Tiger | Cheers! | |
| New Zealand | A Steinie, mate | Avoid Steinlager | Cheers! | |
| Argentina | Una cerveza, por favor | Salut! | ||
| Peru | Una cerveza, por favor | Cusqueña | Salut! | |
| Bolivia | Una cerveza, por favor | Paceña | Salut! | |