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Drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing
I might hurt myself up there

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> Blonde Jokes
> Chainmail
> Choc. Lovers
> Chili Tasting
> Coloured
> Cybersex
> Drunk
> Farmer & wife
> Missing Wife
> Stupid Quotes
> What's Yours?
> R U a Redneck?
> Chicken Soup
> 20 Lashes
> Girls Diary
> Hangovers
> Computing Poem
> Barbies Letter
> Vaseline
> Household Tips
> Ignoranus
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