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Adventures of Fu Manchu (1956)


Cast:

Glen Gordon is Dr. Fu Manchu
Lester Matthews is Sir Dennis Nayland Smith
Clark Howat is Dr. John Petrie
Carla Balenda is Betty Leonard
Laurette Luez is Karamaneh
John George is Kolb


What the box says:

The evil Fu Manchu and his minions set out to destroy the world and blacken men's hearts in these exciting episodes of the 1950s most maniacal series, starring Glen Gordon. Dr. Fu Manchu is fiendishly brilliant, wealthy, and out to make up for wrongs he has endured.


1. The Death Ship of Dr. Fu Manchu
2. The Prisoner of Dr. Fu Manchu
3. The Master Plan of Dr. Fu Manchu
4. The Golden God of Dr. Fu Manchu


Plot:

The Death Ship of Fu Manchu

Dr. Fu Manchu is playing chess as the credits roll.

A ship is being tossed by a storm and calls for the coast guard. The tiny ship was tossed. The captain decides to abandon the ship. He takes a very important box with him.

Fu Manchu overhears the radio message.


After Boris Karloff, Christopher Lee, and several others, you will believe I am Dr. Fu Manchu.
It will take time to replace the cargo that was on the ship.

In Hong Kong, Dr. Petry and Sir Dennis Nayland Smith heard of a freighter sinking. They are on the case of germs stolen from the US. Apparently, the Red powers want the germs to claim the US is developing germ warfare.

Fu Manchu has the germ cultures recovered from the box Captain Warren took from the ship. The Red powers will be pleased with the germs. He decides that Captain Warren is the best man to take a ship to deliver the goods. Karamaneh, AKA evil hot chick, is sent to bring Warren to Fu Manchu.

In a bar, Warren is downing a few when Karamaneh talks with him. She mentions a possible job if he meets with the owner.

Warren meets with Carsten, the ship owner, and Fu Manchu. After hearing of the route, Warren doesn’t want anything to do with the Reds. Fu Manchu threatens to reveal to customs how the captain smuggled the boxes without them being inspected.

Fu Manchu gives Karamaneh her orders. They inject the germ cultures into some melons. The cargo will go through customs.

Petry and Sir Dennis question Captain Warren. They decide to inspect the cargo and hold up the ship’s launching. Our heroes mention how the germs may be smuggled and how deadly they are, too.

Carsten tells Warren to keep a close eye on the cargo.

In the lab, the heroes haven’t found anything. They still are suspicious and try to delay the ship until the next day.

Late that night, Warren takes over the guard duty and takes the melons away.

In the morning, Carsten sees the melons are gone. He beats Warren.

Fu Manchu tries to keep the whereabouts of Warren a secret.

When Petry and Sir Dennis recheck the cargo. They notice that the melons are missing. This kicks them into fast speed and check at the bar. Sir Dennis spots one of Fu Manchu’s servants. Dennis mentions that the cargo has been found. Dennis and Petry leave. They follow the servant.

Carsten gloats to the beaten captain warren that the melons have been found. The servant walks in and spots the crates.

Sir Dennis and Petry storm in, and the obligatory fight breaks out. Carsten crashes in the melons and runs off.

Dennis, Petry, and Warren leave.

Fu Manchu is about to escape from his hideout when the dying Carsten staggers inside. Fu Manchu sets the hideout on fire and escapes with Karamaneh and the servant.

Later, Fu is contemplating his next plot at a chessboard.

Prisoner of Dr. Fu Manchu

A newspaper mentions how important Professor Huy Yan is concerning a world crisis. He is interviewed as the newspaper reporter extols how important he is.

Fu Manchu has Betty, Dr. Petry’s lab assistant, brainwashed to believe only she can save the Professor. She is whisked away.

Sir Dennis and Petry are on the scene at the airport. Dr Petry meets with the Professor who needs to be vaccinated before entering the country. Betty starts to give him the syringe but is stopped from using the full dose. The Professor collapses into a coma.

Sir Dennis is positive that Betty has been brainwashed.

Fu Manchu is given a report on the Professor. Assassin is ordered to take care of the good Professor permanently.

Petry, Sir Dennis, and Betty are inspecting the lab results of the syringe. When hearing a scream, they rush and learn the Professor is gone. The guard was killed.

Assassin is also ordered to keep the serum from being analyzed.

The conference of nations begin. Fu Manchu spies on it with his super-sneaky stealth television. The main discussion of the conference is to use nuclear power to grow food to keep war from occurring. An attempt had been made to keep the Professor from attending. Sir Dennis claims that Dr. Fu Manchu is behind it. Suddenly, the Professor walks into the conference.

He claims to have faked the coma and snuck out of the hospital to get to the conference. They can’t have a public investigation while the conference is going.

Fu Manchu is gloating as this is being shown on his television.

Petry is questioning Betty. Nayland is sure she was hypnotized.

Dr. Fu Manchu wants the Professor to steal the radiation shield from the conference. He also commands Assassin to kill Betty.

In the lab, Nayland has Petry go with him while Betty keeps working on the results. Assassin rushes in and tries to kill her. Petry rushes back and struggles with the Assassin and flings him into a machine that promptly electrocutes the malefactor.


In the 50s, all machines were equipped with adavanced electroshock capabilitiies.

In the conference, the radiation shield is being demonstrated. The speakers start to ooze poisonous gas when Nayland rushes inside. He claims the Professor is an imposter. The real Professor was found.

Spotting the smoke, Nayland breaks a window. Fake Professor draws a gun and climbs out the window. He promptly loses his balance and falls to the street below.

The real Professor is brought to the conference.

Dr. Fu Manchu turns the spy television out and returns to his chessboard.

Master Plan of Dr. Fu Manchu

Fu Manchu is watching film footage of Nazis and appreciates Hitler’s plan. There is one man who knows Hitler’s Master Plan.

Fu Manchu sends his servant to retrieve a man. Karamaneh is sent after a plastic surgeon.

Later, Dr. Henderson meets Fu Manchu and is taken to an operating room. A man is on the table. Henderson rolls the sheet down just to see part of his face and realizes who it is. He refuses to do it until Fu Manchu threatens to kill the good doctor.

Dr. Petry is investigating the disappearance of his good friend, Dr Henderson. A clue leads him to the last address Henderson had an appointment. Arriving on the scene, the servant lets him inside.

Henderson is hard at work. He is gagged to keep from revealing who the patient is. Fu Manchu orders Henderson’s death.

Fu Manchu talks with Petry who is appointed to take care of the patient while Henderson is killed.

Petry is forced to call Betty to allay suspicion. Sir Dennis walks in and learns that Petry and Henderson are on a secret government mission.

Dr Petry is working on the patient.

Fu Manchu learns that police have discovered Henderson’s body. He orders an evacuation.

Betty tells Sir Dennis about Henderson’s body. They call the cops immediately.

A search of the house uncovers a number of bandages, a copy of Mein Kampf, and a film reel of Germany under Hitler. Sir Dennis realizes that Fu Manchu is behind to use a plastic surgeon on Hitler.

Petry is aboard a submarine going through the Pacific. He removes the bandages of the patient. Petry isn’t sure of whom the patient is though the man seems familiar.

The patient looks like a pudgy balding guy. He and Fu Manchu will rule the world. A few German words and maniacal look in his eyes alert Petry to who it is.

Sir Dennis is in Singapore trying to track the sub.

The sub heads to a small island.

Hitler has been here for the past 10 years and gives a tour of his lab. He reveals his Master Plan. A small device located within a mile of any nuke will cause it to detonate. Without nuclear weapons, the US will quickly be invaded and conquered by its enemies.

Sir Dennis and Betty are told of a small island where atomic energy is being detonated. Sir Dennis decides to go with the agent. His Fu-Manchu-dar is in high speed. A group of commandoes will accompany them.

In the plane, the Geiger counter starts detecting radiation from the island.

Servant spots the plane landing.

In the lab, Hitler has to distribute the triggering devices around the world.

Servant warns Fu Manchu of the incoming forces.

Nayland and the troops trod along.

Hitler decides the better part of valor is cowardice and decides to evacuate. First the triggering devices must be taken.

The commandoes enter the cave complex. The obligatory gunfight begins. Nayland finds Petry.

Hitler wants to keep fighting while Fu Manchu stealthily escapes. The once Fuhrer is shot. A triggering device explodes, killing him.

Nayland and Petry are unsure if that actually was Hitler or not.

Fu Manchu crushes a newspaper concerning the atom bomb plot. He returns to the chessboard.

Golden God of Dr. Fu Manchu

Plot specific newspaper articles reveal a gold shipment was stolen from a train. Petry’s narration reveals only one country could get rid of the gold: Macau.

Petry and Sir Dennis are joined by Inspector Lum Sim who has an undercover man, Vincnete, in the gold gang. They aren’t sure if Fu Manchu is involved or not. The plan is to grab Morgan, a ship-captain and smuggler. He will reveal who is behind the operation.

Fu Manchu is interrogating Vincente if torture answers questions. The evil warlord rants about controlling gold which is the god of Macau. Vincente won’t say a word. A servant has heated a bar of gold. The scene cuts out as Fu Manchu presses it against Vincente’s flesh.

Our intrepid heroes raid the shack and discover Vincente’s corpse along with a catatonic woman.

At the hospital, Petry is checking over the woman’s case. He wants to see if she’ll come out of it naturally without relying on drugs.

Fu Manchu is worried after learning that Petry is in Macau. The Catatonic woman may have seen too much. Morgan is ordered to kill her. He refuses at first but Fu’s gentle persuasions convince him otherwise.

Morgan sneaks into the woman’s room. Drawing a knife, he pulls back the cover and realizes it is Ann. She starts screaming bloody murder awakening the nurse in the room. Morgan runs out.

The heroes talk with Ann. She received a letter that her husband, Morgan, had committed suicide. Later, she learns he was actually court-martialed for smuggling. Ann has been searching and came to Macau and went to the shack. They think he may return to get her again.

Fu Manchu reads a paper which still claims the woman is in shock. He orders Morgan to smuggle the gold out of the country.

However, word gets back to Fu Manchu that Morgan plans to sail tonight.

A doctor checks on Ann. It is Morgan in a doctor’s coat. She asks him about the murdered man. He wants to taker her way and promises her the moon, too. Suckin’ face ensues. Grabbing a gurney, he is able to get her out of the hospital.

At the docks, Fu Manchu is awaiting Morgan on the ship. He knew all the time about the court-martial, and Morgan’s wife.

Ann reveals they were followed from the hospital. Apparently, she has been looking for her husband out of love but anger.

Servant guy tosses a knife. Morgan takes the blade intended for Ann.

The cavalry arrives. In the confusion Fu Manchu escapes. They’ll try to search for him.

Petry reveals that Fu Manchu was able to escape into China.

Inspector Lum Sim and the others thank Ann for her help before leaving.

Fu Manchu is the chessboard contemplating his next move.


What I say:

I'm going to fumble several political and historical ideas together in this paragraph. Forewarned is forearmed. Dr. Fu Manchu was the epitomy of the "Yellow Scare". This even was in a few of some of the more famous sci-fi writers of that time: Robert Heinlein's novel Sixth Column.The fear of Asians which lead to the Japanese internment during World War 2. In the 50s, it shifted more to the "Red Scare". Could your neighbor be a communist with Senator Joe McCarthy? I don't think really most of America payed much attention as China until communists conquered China. Still, the USSR seemed to be the most dangerous country.

At one point, white actors were in blackface for Black characters. It was done the same way with Oriental characters, too. Mr Wong, Detective had Boris Karloff portraying an Oriental detective. Earlier in his career, he had played Fu Manchu in a movie with Myrna "Nora Charles from the Thin Man series" Loy as his daughter. For that matter, in the 60s, Christopher Lee stared in 4 Fu Manchu movies.

Well between Boris Karloff and Christopher Lee, 2 of the definitive horror actors of all time, Glen Gordon filled the insidious shoes of the inscrutable and malovelent Dr. Fu Manchu. This is an actor who has only had a handful of movie and television roles. It goes without saying that he was lacking when considered between either Karloff or Lee.

This isn't a movie but 4 episodes of the Adventures of Fu Manchu television show from 1956. If you haven't heard of the series, don't be surprised. It only lasted for 13 episodes. It is hard to think that even a series in the 50s focused on the villain. I stumbled a cheap dollar DVD that had these episodes. Keep my eyes open to see if any more episodes are released.

I've mentioned in previous reviews how I used to be a big comic book fan and am still following a few nowadays. I was born too late for the crazed Silver age mad villains. The ones that Dr. Doom plotting to rule the world with a crazy scheme. By the 80s and 90s, the proliferation of making heroes more grim and gritty was in full swing. That also killed the evil overlord type villain as Lex Luthor became a successful tycoon and eventual President. Give us Lex Luthor in the purple and green battle armor. Well, they've been trying to go back to that to some degree.

The world has lost one of the great archetypes: the evil overlord. The last few James Bond movies have cast aside villains like Dr. No or Blofeld for such disposable villains as guys that want to increase their new network ratings by starting a war between England and China. What happens to the nuking Fort Knox and having the only uncontaminated stockpile of gold? At least Fu Manchu understands the notion of insane evil genius plot. He tries to poison watermelons for the Red Powers to accuse the US of germ warfare. Trying to disrupt a world peace conference and steal a radiation shield. Disguising Hitler and threatening to destroy the free world's nuclear weapons.

Sax Rohmer created the sinister Dr. Fu Manchu who had to contend with Sir Dennis Nayland-Smith and Dr. John Petry who tried to stop the criminal mastermind. The Sax Rohmer novels had Sir Nayland-Smith as more of the arch-enemy of Fu Manchu like Sherlock Holmes and Professor Morarity. Most of the episodes have Petry and Sir Nayland stumbling across Fu Manchu's scheme and inadvertently stopping it. For the most part, I could understand why any evil overlord would rage against these guys getting the better of him. Today, Dr. Fu Manchu isn't considered politically correct.

The Master Plan of Dr. Fu Manchu is...Words are hard to explain that Hitler didn't commit suicide in Berlin in 1945 but spent 10 years on a Pacific island refining a plan to get revenge on America. Dr. Fu Manchu arranges for him to have plastic surgery. The devices which explode nuclear weapons is even more far fetched. You'd think nuclear weapons would be harder to within a mile radius of. Sure, you can pull into a bank parking lot and be within a few hundred of feet of the bank vault but can't get the cash.

What enemy would invade the US if it lost its nuclear weapons? It is implied to be Russia. However, they were about the most fervent enemies of the Nazis. Stalin was obsessed with finding Hitler and sure he had escaped Berlin. Why should reality interfere with television?

Has there ever been any portrayal of Hitler that wasn't in the vein of They Saved Hitler's Brain or Hitler: Dead or Alive? The only one I can think of is an episode of the Twilight Zone where Dennis Weaver plays a white supremicist who receives some guidance from a mysterious man. For decades, rumors circulated that Hitler escaped to South America. Movies like Boys From Brazil didn't help in that respect.

The real world has shown that serial killers are somebody's neighbors. Something drives them to commit unspeakable evil acts. Evil is a hard concept to accept nowadays with more and more the truth becoming not an absolute but a personal reflection which can be twisted to fit any whims. Hitler is what many consider to be the ultimate personifaction of evil. He wasn't alone with men like Goebbels and Mengele on his side. Stalin killed more people than Hitler and seems to not be considered in the same vein as the German dictator. The enemy of my enemy is my friend may sound like good advice. Still, to contend with one monster, another monster had to be an ally.

It just seems hard to believe that a mere 10 years after World War 2. Hitler would be used for a television series. That may be the worst definition of bad taste. I take that back. using phrase "Master Plan" as trying to destroy nuclear weapons instead of the genocide has to be the perfect definition of bad taste and revulsion.

If you want to see some good old fashioned evil overlord action without any of the typical super hero theatrics, the Adventures of Dr. Fu Manchu isn't a bad choice. If you want some completely insane evil schemes, this is the right place for them, too. It also has some of the luckiest heroes that keep stumbling across the evil overlord's plots and managing to live another day.

My reviews aren't posted in the same order as they're finished. A number of the shorter B-movies have been quite a bit lacking compared to some of my older reviews. I don't do a blog. My reviews with all the ramblings are what I consider to be my blog. This past review has had a lot more history than typically. I don't offer to be an expert on history. Comic books and bad computer technology I am.



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Quotable Dialogue

"The Devil plays for men's souls. So does Dr. Fu Manchu."
"I know the Reds are trying to prove germ warfare."
"If there was any weakness in my plan. It is because I made use of a woman."
"To be forewarned is to be forearmed."
"He and Kok just returned from thier mission."
"Adolph Hitler, that's funny."


Morals of the Story

Sailors automatically follow hot women out of bars.
Watermelons are biohazards.
To avoid cataching a fatal virus, don't touch them and place a hankerchief over your mouth.
Nurses are easy to hypnotize.
Hitler can be recognized by his forehead.