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Bat (1959)


Cast:

Vincent "Doctor Phibes takes an alias" Price is Dr. Malcolm Wells
Agnes "Derweed, I'll turn you into a newt..." Moorehead is Cornelia van Gorder
Lenita Lane is Lizzie Allen
Harvey Stephens is John Flemming



What the box says:

Based on the gothic novel by Mary Roberts Rinehart, this haunted house mystery casts Moorehead as the owner of a house with a million dollars hidden in it. Bodies pile up as the mysterious "bat" tries to find the money first. Filmed before in 1915 (silent), 1926 (silent) and 1930 (talkie).


Plot:

Cornelia Van Gorder has rented a mansion to use while writing her newest book. Several of her servants are disturbed by the mansion, the Oaks, being the scene of a series of gruesome murders the previous winter by the Bat. Numerous rumors about the Bat and rabid bats ensue.

Cornelia stops by the bank. She meets the manager, Vick Bailey, and his wife, Dale.

Lt. Anderson stops by, too. Vick learns that a million dollars in securities has been stolen from the bank. However, the bank president, John Fleming, and his doctor, Doctor Wells, are on hunting trip and can’t be reached.

At the hunting cabin, this minute, Fleming reveals he embezzled a million dollar in securities and will blame it on Bailey. The money is in the Fleming family tomb. However, Wells sees through this immediately. The cash is hidden somewhere in the Oaks. Fleming will split the cash with Wells if helps fake his death. The big concern is having a body that can be used for Fleming’s body. The hunting guide is about the right weight and height. With Fleming dead, all suspicion will fall on Bailey. Wells will go along with the plan or else. A nearby forest fire distracts Fleming. Wells busts a cap in him.

On a stormy night, at the Oaks, Cornelia learns that Bailey has been arrested for embezzlement. Dr. Wells has returned with the body of John Fleming, who was killed in a forest fire. Lizzie, Cornelia’s maid and life partner, has heard many of the rumors about the bat from the servants. They hear a noise.

Investigating, Lizzie sees the clawed glove of the Bat. Cornelia and Lizzie run to call the police who will send a man to check things out. Our intrepid duo locks and barricades the door Cornelia’s bedroom.

The Bat uses a glasscutter to get inside the house.

Cornelia rigs something above the transom over the door to warn them if someone tries to get in. Lizzie is about to get some of her things when she spots the Bat.

The police call and didn't find a single trace of the Bat.

While our duo have non-Sapphic dreams, the Bat uses the transom to let a bat into the bedroom. Lizzie freaks out when the bat bites her. Has anyone ever desired to see Agnes “Endora” Moorehead run around in her nightgown?

Cornelia has to leave a messenger with Dr. Wells’ messenger service.

Lt. is skulking about and spies on Dr. Wells experimenting with a bat. Wells gets the messenger about Cornelia’s maid being bitten by a bat. He heads over there immediately.

Lt. breaks into the Dr.’s lab and finds a giant bat statue.


I wouldn't think this was clue. Would you?

Wells arrives at the Oaks. He patches up Lizzie but still must examine the bat. Quickly, he is able to capture the bat. Cornelia escorts him out. Dr. Wells mentions that Fleming would warn her to leave the house. Lt. arrives and finds the hole in the glass window.

In the morning, Lt. pays a visit on Mark Fleming, John’s nephew and heir. Apparently, John didn’t have any money. Lt. has to find the securities that were converted into cash. Even with all the evidence pointing to Bailey, the Lt. continues to suspect John Fleming was involved.

Judy, a bank teller, and Dale Dailey, Vick’s wife, pays a visit on Cornelia. Wells stops by, too. Our mystery writer has a new group of servants. Judy saw something that will come out in testimony. Cornelia hypothesizes Fleming has a secret room built when the Oaks was constructed. They call Mark Fleming for the floor plans.

Mark doesn’t have them but knows where they are in the Oaks.

Wells advises Judy not to mention about her testimony until at the trial.

Later, Mark lets himself in the mansion.

Cornelia, Dale, and Judy are talking about the Bat.

Mark gets to the plans and is killed by the Bat.

As Da Gurls continue chatting, the Bat gets away with the floor plans to the house. A little while later, Da Gurls discover a hidden door and the dead Mark. Lt. calls the police about a homicide at the Oaks.

As everyone discusses where they were, Wells arrives to check Mark’s body. He is sure that the Bat is still in the mansion and warns Cornelia to leave.

Lt. questions the butler, Warner. He is unable to remember where he recognizes him. Lt. suggests that everyone all go to their rooms.

The crime scene guys and the mortician leave the mansion. Wells and the Lt. are the only ones not locked up.

Da Gurls call is a night. Judy and Dale head to their room.

Patrolling Lt. ensues.

Dale is worried about her husband in jail.

Bat cuts the phone cord and heads upstairs. He begins to pound into a wall.

Cornelia hears the ruckus and discovers the phone is dead. Lizzie, Judy, and Dale hear the ruckus, too. Dale thinks the money is in the house and could prove her husband’s innocence.

Dale and Judy leave their room. Dale skulks up to the third floor. The Bat hides away from Dale and escapes. As the bat runs downstairs, he wounds and kills Judy. Cornelia is able to throw a paperweight and nick him on the side of the head before he gets away.

Lt. returns. He went off tailing a man.

Warner returns to the house. Lt. finally remembers who Warner is a thief who was proved innocent at trial.

Warner claims to have followed the Lt. but was knocked out. Lt. accuses him of being the Bat.

Wells returns. His car broke down. However, everyone views him suspiciously for having a scratch on the side of his head.

Later, Cornelia is having Dale to transcribe the story. Lt. grilled Warner but wasn’t able to get anywhere with it. Cornelia kept up her own investigation and searched the room the Bat searched and the one beside it.

The Bat is at work writing a suicide not when Wells walks in on him. Apparently, the Bat would pin the murders on Wells. However, the Bat doesn’t know where the money is hidden. Wells does. While struggling, Wells is shot. The Bat leaves.

Cornelia is still searching the 3rd floor of the Oaks.

Lizzie hears a noise. Cornelia has gone missing. Lizzie awakens the cop on duty who is groggy.

Lizzie gets everyone ready. Davenport realizes someone drugged him. He calls the department to report Cornelia’s disappearance and learns the Lt. is out on case. Dr. Wells was killed.

Cornelia is trapped in small secret room with a limited supply of air.

Warner has disappeared.

Lizzy, Dale, and Davenport search the 3rd floor for Cornelia. They are able to hear her pounding on the wall and barely get the door open in time to free Cornelia.

Bat is nearby.

Davenport realizes how to activate the controls and finds a safe in the secret room.

Cornelia learns that Dr. Wells is dead, and Warner is missing. The Bat sets the garage on fire. Cornelia knows the Bat is coming, and this will be the perfect time to trap him.

Bat heads to the secret room as the others hide in the background.

Bat heads to the secret room and safe.

Cornelia is right beside Davenport.

A gunfight breaks out with the Bat shooting Davenport.

The Bat is about to perforate Cornelia, Lizzy, and Dale. Suddenly, Warner arrives and shoots the Bat.

The Bat is unmasked to be revealed to be the Lt.

Cornelia has Dale transcribe the last of the story about finding the cash. The moral is you can’t hide murder.


What I say:

The Bat was based on a novel which had been previously adapted into a movie 3 times before: twice as a silent movie and finally in 1930. By 1959, most of the haunted house movies had seemed to be more a disappearing genre. When William Castle released House on Haunted Hill, could any haunted house movie really compete with hidden passages, severed heads, blind women on skateboards, and the greatest puppetry gadget of all time? To be honest, the Bat tries to be more a murder mystery than haunted house or old-fashioned scary movie.

This movie runs like a live action Scooby Doo episode more than House on Haunted Hill ever thought of being. Creepy scary killer guy searching a haunted mansion for a treasure. The Bat may have a higher body count but at least no Scrappy Doo. It also has so many red herrings to make you expect Red Herring from the A Pup Named Scooby Doo to pop up at any time. I think I filled my quota of Scooby Doo jokes for another 6 months.

Who really cares that Agnes Moorehead is in it so much? This is probably one of the few times I remember seeing her outside of playing Endora on Bewitched. She comes across as almost the prototype for Angela Lansbury's Jessica Fletcher on Murder She Wrote. Normally, women in these movies are hysterical and need the rugged two-fisted man of action to calm them down and uncover the sinister mystery. Agnes seems to be the most calm and collected character in the entire movie.

This is the kind of movie that couldn't be made today. Today, horror movies must have early 20-somethings in all the roles save the crazy guy who dies or is the killer. I can't think of any horror movie in the past few years that had an older cast. Take Hitchcock's Psycho, no annoying teenagers. Please take the Psycho remake away from the memory of everyone please. Practically every contemporary horror movie has the young cast to bring in those whiny younger audiences who keep getting up and having to walk in front of me when I go to the theater to watch the movie.

We know the Bat is evil and who he is unmasked to be. However, what evil did Vincent Price do? He shot someone who was threatening to kill him. Yes, he did stage the man's death to appear accidental. Throughout the rest of the movie, he keeps mentioning to Agnes it would be safer for her to get out of the mansion, and it would have. With him being after the money, he never really did anything evil in his search. Don't be a wishy-washy whiny villain...If you're gonna be a villain go whole hog.... Brainiac gave a perfect example of the uber ultra evil villain....We are to assume that Vincent is completely evil without any proof of it.

My biggest complaint is there isn't enough Vincent Price in the movie. He is one of my favorite actors. Vincent Price could do a heroic role like in Last Man on Earth. However, he was better with being smary or sinister. House on Haunted Hill really demonstrate that fact. It has been far too long since I've seen the either Doctor Phibes movies or Theatre of Blood for that matter.

It may not be widely known but Vincent Price is one of my favorite actors. I have mentioned that in most Bela Lugosi movies, Bela just has a sinister aura about him. Boris Karloff would seem to be a more sympathetic character in most of his roles. Vincent Price was never known much for sympathetic characters except maybe the kindy scientist in Edward Scissorhands. The man could knew ham and he could relish it, too. (OK, bad joke. Well, it is all you'll get until you start sending me enough money to afford my own staff of comedy writers. I won't hold my breath and back to the paragraph that has been delayed with my ranting enough.) Vincent could do a charming sinister villain.

For some reason, I keep thinking about all the corporate scandals over the past couple of years. The embezzling of the securities and bonds from the bank by Flemming who then wanted to fake his death to get away with it and leaving the manager to take the blame doesn't sound so farfetched after Enron and Worldcom. That will be my last attempt at trying to be relevant to the modern world which is already a couple of years ago...

The background on the house is convoluted and not really explained. Years before, several murders by a serial killer known as the Bat were committed there. At some point a number of rapid bats were released into the house, too. Endora rents the house and decides to base some type of mystery around the mansion that has such a terrible reputation.



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Quotable Dialogue

"I just adored that one, the Private Morgue of Doctor X."
When you refer to my books, please don't call me "Miss Corny".
"Ghosts were allergic to me."


Morals of the Story

Clawed fingers are hard to open door chains.
Bats are kept in bird cages.
Chauffers are easily promoted to butlers.
Dead bodies must be moved before crime scene photographers arrive.
Secret rooms have no air.