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Crypt of Horror (1963)

Terror in the Crypt
Carmilla
Catharsis
Karnstein
Terror in the Crypt
The Crypt and the Nightmare
The Crypt of the Vampire
The Curse of the Karnsteins
The Karnstein Curse
The Vampire's Crypt


Cast:

Christopher "Dracula if you must..." Lee is Count Ludwig Karnstein
Adriana Ambesi is Laura
Ursula Davis is Lyuba


What the box says:

An Italian horror film in which a witch curses a count, claiming one of his own children will avenge her death. Years later, he fearrs his own daughter may be the one. AKA "Terror in the Crypt."


Plot:

In the dead of night, a terrified Tilda is running through the woods.

Elsewhere, in the Karnstein castle, Laura awakens and knows her cousin, Tilda, has just been killed. Rowena and Annette are unable to calm the distraught Laura.

The next day, Friedrich Klaus arrives to meet the Count Ludwig Karnstein (Christopher Lee). The always sinister looking Count wants Lyuba to examine the genealogical records of the Karnsteins to find any details about Sarah of Karnstein who was burnt at the stake as a witch for killing girls. The records and documents are to be examined and if possible to find any pictures of Sarah.

The hot blonde Annette informs the Count about Laura’s nightmare concerning Tilda.

In the library, Lyuba begins his research.

Rowena and Laura plan to visit the crypt tonight. Count Ludwig tells Laura of Friedrich staying for a few days.

At dinner, small talk ensues. Friedrich talks about some of the history. He is told about a nearby village that was destroyed.

From a document, Sarah proclaims vengeance against the sons of Karnstein. Her revenge will ensue and is sworn by the 5 pointed star. The manuscript has a 5 pointed star cut out of it.

In the crypt, Rowena tries contacting Sarah of Karnstein. She sets the star on fire.

Flashback, a torch carrying mob condemns Sarah of Karnstein who vows to return one day as a Karnstein and avenge herself.

Laura awakens and is speaking as Sarah of Karnstein. At first, Rowena tries passing everything off as just nightmares. When Laura learns she was possessed she heads for the castle turret. Rowena stops her from jumping by promising to kill her if she becomes evil.

Annette is in Count Ludwig’s bedroom. They talk of Friedrich and the Karnstein prophecy: the number of Karnsteins who have died mysteriously. Ludwig is sure Laura is connected to it. Annette is sure Friedrich will find proof that Laura doesn’t look like Laura. Well, Ludwig wants to throw a log in Annette’s fireplace. However, she wants to get married and become a countess with all the money.

A hunchback shows up. He talks with Rowena about how Tilda was killed. She was the third Karnstein since April.

Friedrich starts putting the moves on Laura when a coach throws a wheel close to them. They find a woman whose daughter, Lyuba, is sick. Leaving her behind, the woman continues traveling.

Lyuba and Laura get along. Really get along…

Friedrich finds Annette snooping through his papers. She claims that Sarah of Karnstein’s face is nearby. Refusing to speak at first, she admits it is Laura.

That night, Laura awakens. She sees Tilda offering her Karnstein blood to drink and claims Laura killed her. Tilda and Laura start nuzzling each other until Laura sees Tilda has became a skeleton. Screaming bloody murder, Lyuba rushes in to check on her. Laura pleads for her to stay with her.

Friedrich is hard at work restoring documents. He asks Rowena about the paintings in the castle and if Annette has a special relationship with the count. Rowena storms off.

Friedrich tells the Count that apparently there is one painting of Sarah of Karnstein in the castle that was painted over. Count Ludwig wants him to keep researching but not to search for the painting.

Laura and Lyuba frolic in the garden, swinging not in the John Anderson way. Fred stops by and puts the moves on Laura who is now happy that Lyuba is with her. He wants to help her not feel alone…

Elsewhere, Count Ludwig is glad that Lyuba has arrived. She seems to have helped Laura. Well, Annette doesn’t trust the newcomer. She is less than happy with Laura who she blames for not being able to marry Ludwig.

That night, Laura seemingly sleepwalks to Lyuba’s room. Over the girl’s pale and quivering neck, Laura has the true energy drink.

Awakening in her bed, Laura rushes to Lyuba’s room, crying she killed her. Friedrich and Count Ludwig inspect Lyuba who has 2 small bite marks on her neck and let her continue sleeping.

Friedrich asks the Count if he is to find if Laura is possessed by Sarah of Karnstein.

Rowena takes Laura back to her bedroom and finds bloody sheets. No nasty gross-out humor at this period.

The next morning, Laura and Lyuba are talking. Laura is acting awfully strange almost staring at her friend’s neck…The hunchback stops by and gives Laura a charm against evil. He tells how Tilda was killed and drained of all her blood. The distraught Laura runs off.

She throws the talisman away. Friedrich tries to console her. He tells her about the hidden Sarah of Karnstein painting in the castle. Leaving the room, he finds the talisman which contains a message written by Sarah.

The approaching Lyuba tells Friedrich about how the hunchback scared Laura terribly. He asks her to console Laura. So that’s what it is called then…

That night, the village bell is ringing. Would you be surprised if Laura is disturbed by this? She asks for Lyuba to stay. Lyuba convinces her going to the castle will make her feel better by facing her fears.

In the desolate and abandoned village, they find the hunchback hanging from the bell rope. His hands have been cut off.

Back at the castle, Rowena has the hunchback hand with candles on the fingertips. She asks Satan to learn the truth. The hand seems to work like a dowsing rod.

Annette spots Rowena and follows her. Rowena asks for the hand to guide to lead her to the killer. Suddenly, she is stabbed.

Annette runs off but is killed, too.

At the funeral, Rowena is in an open coffin. Count Ludwig, Friedrich, and Laura are standing nearby. Suddenly, Rowena sits up and points at Laura. Laura has another of her hallucinations. Friedrich and Count Ludwig take her to her room. Lyuba offers to stay with her. We see her wipe Laura’s brow with a Karnstein handkerchief.

Count Ludwig decides to take Laura away in the morning. Friedrich realizes the painting over Ludwig’s desk is gone. He admits that Laura and Annette knew about the painting.

Lyuba decides to take Laura away. Laura hallucinates about Rowena vowing to kill her. Coming out of it, Lyuba and Laura embrace.

Friedrich mentions the black stone that marked Sarah’s grave. He discovers a secret passage with the missing painting. Restoring the original painting they learn who Sarah of Karnstein is. However, we don’t see.

Laura and Lyuba run away into the night.

Friedrich and Count Ludwig can’t find Laura and head for the village.

Lyuba leads Laura on.

Friedrich and the Count find a black magic altar. They find a gate and will brave the curse they must endure for crossing it. Plumbing the catacombs, they find a coffin in the middle of a room. Friedrich is unaware of the rising coffin lid when a zombie grabs him. Ludwig rushes to Friedrich’s side.

Lyuba and Laura are still in the night.

Zombie vows to kill the men. Ludwig recognizes the man as his cousin, Franz, whose daughter Tilda was killed at the beginning of the movie. Ludwig knows who the killer is.

Ludwig, Friedrich, and Franz break the sealed chamber that holds Sarah’s body.

Lyuba and Laura are still running somewhere…

The shocking secret is revealed. Sarah of Karnstein is Lyuba.

Laura is immediately terrified of Lyuba.

Franz is about to stake Sarah but stopped. Friedrich does the deed instead.

Lyuba collapses and vanishes.

At the castle, in the morning, Count Ludwig, Laura, and Friedrich ride off.


What I say:

The idea of a witch demanding revenge on those who killed them isn't new. Brainiac had a warlock seeking vengeance on those who burnt him at the stake hundreds of years after the fact. Though to be fair, a woman that kills children adn swears vengeance hundreds of years while being burnt at the stake seems to be fairly evil with behavior. Her crying about vengeance would have been more understandable, had the charges against her been falsified so others in the family could get her property. While not deep characterization, that would explain why she is so against them. However, if she is able to be reincarnated eventually hundreds of years later, why even bother with making the family suffer?

Christopher Lee was able to offer quite a bit of personality and charisma in most of his Hammer movies. However, he doesn't seem to do much in this movie. Granted just have him stand in the background and look imposing is better than most actors could do. With the number of movies where he plays a monster or the uber-charming Dracula type villain, it is a bit a let down when he is more a background character. Here, he stands around and ponders if his daughter is the reincanted version of a witch that swore a blood oath against the family for hundreds of years.

For a horror movie made in 1963, it seems to go beyond subtle hints. OK, Laura and Lyuba within 10 minutes of meeting are talking about how beautiful the other is. That night, Lyuba checks on the distraught Laura who pleads with her to stay the night. It does like listening to the Indigo Girls, Melissa Etheridge, and pudding eating will commence. Though, it doesn't have any of the exploitation grindhouse vibe, it would have gotten if made in the early 70s...The 70s would have had them frolicking in a nearby stream, nothing wrong with that.

The number of dreams of Laura does get quite annoying after awhile. Yes, we know the girl is plagued with murderous visions. Then, scenes aren't differentiated between reality and dreams. The scene where Laura goes to Lyuba's room and drinks her blood was a dream but played as real. Chrisopher Lee and the other guy saw the bite marks on Lyuba's neck. Though in the morning, she didn't have any. That was supposed to be a clue. During Rowena's funeral, I was thinking about the Ray Steven's song, "Sittin' Up With the Dead," And Uncle Fred just sat right up...

This movie is definitely moody and atmospheric. A nearly empty castle does have quite an atmosphere. Though atmosphere can only contribute so much in place of plot. Why is there a hunchback pop up? The only reason, I can think of is to just give us some creepy looking guy to roam around and scare some people. Well, he also fills the role of someone who knows more than they're letting on ala the omniscient narrator.

Why is the older maid such an expert on the occult? How is she able to apparently summon the witch to speaking through Laura? How did Rowena gets the hunchback's hand and know to use it like a dowsing rod to find the killer? In fact, all these questions almost lead to the conclusion that she is the witch trying to drive Laura insane up to trying to find the killer. Though, any woman with a severed hunchback's hand automatically seems creepy.

This has to be one of the more renamed movies I reviewed. I excluded the Italian title, La Maledizione dei Karnstein, or the Spanish version, La Maldición de los Karnstein. From my Spanish to English dictionary, I excluded Curse of the Karnsteins. With Italian and Spanish both being Romance languages, the Italian version is probably about the same thing. That concludes my attempt at B-movie linguistics. Tune in next week when I try to decipher the lyrics to "Rico Suavey" by Geraldo...



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Quotable Dialogue

"They aren't just dreams I had. They're real."
"We're all different in some way."
"Ugliness can often bring good luck you know."
"Lyuba's company has brought her back to reality."


Morals of the Story

Friends swear death threats against possibly possessed frineds.
Blood is thirst quencher.
Doors open for sleepwalers.
Women recover from neck bites in a couple of hours.
Mwen want women to console other women.
Nightgowns are excellent night exploration uniforms into abandoned villages.
Satan nneds hunchback hands to function.