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Dementia 13 (1963)

Haunted and the Hunted


Cast:

Patrick Magee is Dr Caleb
Luana "Hey, I was in Night Tide!" Anders is Lousie
Ethel Dunn is Lady Haloran
Bart Patton is Billy
William "KOLOTH from the original Star Trek" Campbell is Richard
Mary Mitchell is Kate, the fiancee


What the box says:

Francis Ford Coppola's directorail debut is a creepy horror film about an axe murderer running amok in Ireland. A woman scams a castle-dweling family pretending to be touch with their dead child. A death on a lake prefigures a famous scene in The Godfather, Part II (1974).


Plot:

John and his wife Louise are taking a night boat ride. Louise is complaining about her mother-in-law changing her will leaving her fortune mainly to charity. To Louise anyone who would give money to charity rather than her is off the deep end.

John mentions if he dies before his mother, Louise will be penniless. Mother-in-law can’t stand her. Immediately after saying this, John has a heart attack. Louise tries rowing to shore but, he dies before she reaches the dock. She weighs the body down and drops him in the lake.

The credits roll as creepy music plays. Possibly the strangest producer director combination in history graces the screen: Roger Corman and Francis Ford Coppola. Louise runs to the car, looking scared.

Louise is typing a note about missing Kathleen’s memorial service. She is packing and learning to forge John’s signature. A voiceover informs us, she’ll take care of Lady Halloran, John’s mom. She leaves and tosses John’s clothes into the lake.

Louise will meet with John’s brother, talking about the Halloran ancestral home. Supposedly, the castle is haunted by Kathleen, John’s little sister. She drowned right before her brother’s wedding seven years ago.

Kate, Richard’s fiancée is met at the airport by Billy, the youngest brother. They arrive at the castle, where the touching reunion of Richard and Kate ensues.

Louise arrives and will stay at the castle for a while. Only immediate family will be at the ceremony. Louise will be left out of it. Richard wants to marry Kate. Apparently, Lady Halloran can’t stand her. We get the standard if you hurt her, I’ll never forgive you spiel.

Kate is riding around the castle as Richard watches her. Louise talks with him. Guess what, he can’t stand her either.

Louise talks with the castle caretaker. She learns that Kathleen died as the wedding was about to start. He doubts that Richard and Kate will be married at the castle.

Billy is having a flashback about Kathleen. He is startled by Kate. Billy talks about how they re-enact the funeral service every year even how Lady Halloran faints at the end while fondling an axe. Billy turns to leave and spots Simon, the local poacher. Billy allows him to go this time with calling the law on him.

At the service, Richard, Billy, and Lady Halloran stand at the tombstone while Louise watches from afar.


Here we come walking down the street, we get the funniest looks from everyone we meet.

Lady Halloran collapses like she does every year. Louise rushes to help her. They get her to her bedroom and Louise looks over her. She tells Lady Halloran how she hears a child, trying to psychic-John-Edwards her instead of gaslight her. A sign will appear soon. Louie promises she will see a sign and leaves.

Walking down the halls, she heads to Kathleen’s room. Creeping in, allowing the audience to know she’s up to no good. Looking at the toys, she takes several of them. An axe-wielding toy monkey starts up. This is foreshadowing….Someone seems to be following her. Louise bumps into Richard telling her she’s in the wrong part of the castle.

She goes outside, has the toys with her, after disrobing as much as she can without showing anything she wades into the pool. Underwater, she sees what appears to be a shrine around Kathleen’s body. Needless to say, she is suitably freaked-out by this. Louise manages to get to the edge of the pond when the Axe-wielder lives up to his name. Imagine a very hard to see version of Psycho’s shower seen at a pond. This guy isn’t a very good hitter strikes 10 times and gets her once. He drags her body away from the pond.

Later, Dr Caleb is talking with Lady Halloran. She has the maid to find Louise who is missing, not been to bed all night. She remembers Louise talking about a sign from Kathleen.

The maid checks with Billy. At lunch, they are all gathered when Lady Halloran spots some toys float up from the bottom of the pond. The ones left in the pond by Louise the night before. Lady Halloran believes this is the sign. Dr. Caleb thinks whoever did it was sick to disturb their mother. Billy gets the rest of the dolls from the pond.

Richard is working on another of his brilliant art pieces, randomly welding pieces of metal together. Kate thinks he’s not himself around the castle. They talk and settle everything.

Around the pond, Simon (My name is Simon and like to do drawrings…) roams about before opening fire. Something Is Out There besides the NBC miniseries from the late 80s. He ducks and takes cover. Instead of the spring-loaded cat, we get the spring-loaded owl. He spots a body, Kathleen’s. The axe-wielder finishes him off with one blow and Simon’s head rolls away. Nice to know that the head rolling gag wasn't startedin full color grue. This guy is improving his technique sat least. Axe-wielder takes Kathleen’s body away.

Dr. Caleb and the caretaker are talking. Caleb wants him to drain the pond.

Lady Halloran is mumbling has a tiara for Kathleen. She heads to Kathleen’s old playhouse. Kathleen’s body is there. Lady Halloran places the tiara on her head then it slides off. Axe-wielder strikes at the playhouse as she runs away. Lady Halloran collapses. Axe-wielder takes the body away. Kate finds Lady Halloran outside the castle. Everyone gathers around her and take her inside.

Billy is talking with Kate. He talks about his nightmares concerning an insane man climbing into his room. Lady Halloran is insane and drowns him in his nightmares. This is suitably disturbing Kate. Billy realizes the insane man is his brother Richard.

The caretaker arrives wanting to talk to Dr. Caleb. There is something he needs to see. Richard angrily follows them. Billy and Kate take up the rear. In the drained pond is a stone shrine to Kathleen. Dr. Caleb mentions that only Richard has his father’s skill to work with stone. He denies making it and storms away.

Dr. C wants to figure what’s going on and who is tormenting Lady Halloran. He has Billy help to find Louise.

Richard is prowling the hallways and, Kate is tailing him. He is looking a bit disturbed, untouched by sanity. Richard heads to his father’s workshop. Kate is spooked and screams. This draws Richard’s attention and grabs her. He’s looking to see if any of the stonecutting tools are gone. They embrace unaware of Kathleen’s body in the workshop just out of their sight.

Dr. C and Billy head to the pub. No one has seen Louise. Dr C knows that Billy saw his sister drown. He asks about Richard throwing him in the pond. Billy starts singing.

This got a little confusing we get the wavy flashback image that cuts to several days to the wedding reception of Richard and Kate. She is trying to find Richard. Dr C talks with her, mentioning the mental problems of Richard’s family. He even thinks that John isn’t on a business trip and how Louise has disappeared off the face of the Earth. Dr. C believes she is in danger from Richard mainly. Kate thinks this guy is evil, sinister and runs off with Richard, go outside.

Richard and Kate are by themselves. Dr. C heads outside, has some sort of revelation, roaming about. He finds Kathleen’s body and Louise and Simon, too, and carries Kathleen’s body away.

Richard and Kate are having married people relations. A scream interrupts them. Richard rushes off. Dr. C is in hiding. People see Kathleen’s body lying on a fountain. Kate approaches her. The Axe-wielder charges at her. It’s Billy. Billy and Richard struggle until Dr. C shoots Billy.

We get a legitimate flashback of Billy and Kathleen playing, roughhousing. She falls in the pond and, he runs away.

Dr. C explains everything. Kathleen is actually a wax doll made by Billy. He grabs the axe and smashes the wax figure’s face in as the credits roll.



What I say:

Riddle me this Bat-Brains...What does the director of the Godfather movies have to do with my site? What would you say if I told you Roger Corman produced a Francis Ford Coppola low budget Irish slasher movie? One response is "Zounds, Philistine, Coppola would never debase himself with working with Corman!!" Two, is "What're you talking about?" And hopefully, your response is "Yeah, Corman worked with Coppola and it's a PSYCHO rip-off, too!!!" This is something you don't think of. A Roger Corman produced Francis Ford Coppola directed movie for AIP. This is considered Coppola's first movie excluding the quickie nudie Tonite For Sure. A lot of directors have starts in low-budget movies before going on to bigger and better things or bigger and worse things. Granted going from Dementia 13 to Godfather, Apocalypse Now is quite impressive. But, he's got some marks against him Bram Stoker's Dracula to Peggy Sue Got Married.

It isn't hard to realize this was a quick ripoff of Psycho. It does have an impressive atmosphere about it. Only wish the acting matched it. None of the characters really were that interesting enough to root for. Axe-wielder at least would get rid of these worthless schlubs. So, he is the hero for the movie. A lot of the dialogue seemed awfully hard to hear. A lot of the shots are so dark and almost impossible to see what's going on in them. With as cheap as Corman as known as being I'm surprised he even got the crew over to Ireland to film at an actual Irish castle.

This was pretty much paint by numbers. There were very few suspects to choose among. As soon as you see Billy fondling the axe near the start you think this guy is a good candidate for killer. Who else is there to suspect? Richard? Remember the seen where Louise is being followed but runs into Richard? That should eliminate him. But, with his attitude that shots off the red herring flares. Dr. Caleb does have a sinister vibe about him. But, why would the killer be so determined to find who is upsetting Lady Halloran or what happened to Louise?

Most of the characters seemed to be less than one-dimensional. Lady Halloran seemed to dislike everyone. Billy seemed a couple tacos short of a combination platter. Richard demonstrated an emotional range that gives depth to Christopher Lambert. Ok, maybe I'm stretching the last one.

Luana Anders, as I mentioned above was in Night Tide. In it she'd played a more normal woman than this gold-digging conniving minx. Somehow, I didn't even notice it was her to start off with. Granted she has a better warddrobe in this movie when she starts diving into ponds. Kind of think it would have worked if she tried turning one of the brothers against Lady Halloran. That would have been impossible with Richard who trusted her as far as the humility of J-Lo extends which is at most 0.01 * 10 -25 nanometers. Granted, I think her wiles would have worked against the disturbed flashbacking Billy.

Bart Patton as Billy seemed pretty tranquilized for the most part. I don’t think we needed to be flogged by the tortured soul bit. They could have let up on it. I’m not quite sure there were so many conversations between Kate and Billy. It seems they had more in common than Kate and Richard did as close as they’d throw in a movie from 1963 of a love triangle.

William Campbell is the angry Richard. I have to mention again he was one of the more well known Klingons from the original Star Trek. Kor, Kang, and Koloth. Granted, he started out as one of the swarthy piratical looking Klingons. He did get to wear the Worf-like Klingon makeup. His role in the movie was to be angry. Just stay angry all the time. It seems if your character is hated enough by the audience, they’ll think you’re the killer.

Patrick Magee has to be one of creepiest doctors to grace the silver screen. Larry “Doctor Giggles” Drake has nothing on him. First he has the condescending air of knowing more than everyone else. And more than that, he just looks sinister.

The movie did have a few loose ends. What happened to Lady Halloran after being chased by the unsaned Axe-Man? Did she die? We were led to believe earlier she wouldn’t have any of her sons marry. If Billy thought the wax doll was his sister why did he keep dragging her all over the place? You’d think he’d keep her in a safe place. Well, after, Louise dove in the pond; he had to kill her for disturbing the shrine. He moved the body to another place, which happened to be found by someone else that had to die. Not sure how Lady Halloran didn’t recognize that Billy was wielding an axe trying to kill her.



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Quotable Dialogue

"I wonder if he'll rot underwater."
"If you're going to be my wife, you'll have to be the trusting, silent variety."
"I'd rather be depressed here than there."


Morals of the Story

Beating someone's chest is close enough for CPR.
Funerals are best re-enacted every year like Civil War battles.
Ireland is very dark.