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Gamera the Invincible (1966)


Cast:

Brian Donlevy is Gen. Terry Arnold
Albert Dekker is Secretary of Defense
Diane Findlay is Sgt. Susan Embers


What the box says:

Gamera is unleashed from hibernation below the arctic ice by a nuclear blast. The legendary flying turtle seeks energy for sustenance wreaking havoc across the planet in the process. Scientists work feverishly to stop the havoc with the aid of a young boy who has an empathic link with the creature.


Plot:

Toy jets fly by as toy ships float in the Arctic Ocean. Narration ensues. A group of Eskimos greet a group of Japanese scientists.

At air defense HQ, General learns that 4 UFOs are heading to the missile base.

As the scientists watch the US planes attack the UFOs. Model plane attack ensues as an atomic bomb explodes?

The HQ is alerted to the explosion.

The ice begins to crack as Gamera crawls out of his frozen prison.

The General is chewed out by the President and learns there were no UFOs but Russian jets off course that didn't want to be forced down due to radio interference.

The Eskimo village is cut off from the rest of the world. The scientists are about to leave when the Chief gives them a rock which portrays Gamera which is frightening and evil.

A ship spots Gamera which attacks them. After Gamera is through, the ship is doing its impression of the Titanic.

Back at HQ, the General learns that the ship has been sunk by a giant turtle? Newspapers have numerous Gamera articles. News reports on Gamera. Crossfire banter ensues in a fair and balanced way you decide ensues.

On the plane, the scientists think the UFOs are connected to the ship's destruction.

In Washington, D.C., the wheels of bureaucracy grind along. At a government meeting, reliable sources are positive about flying saucers and giant turtle. Gamera will next be over Japan where Dr. Hidaka will land. Somehow, the scientist has become the world's leading expert on giant flying turtles.

In Japan, a drunken guy spots the flying saucers. Elsewhere, Ningoyo learns of her younger brother, Toshiro (lets call him Kenny to save me the grief from spell check.) Apparently, Kenny is preoccupied with turtles instead of school. Kenny, sister, and father live at a lighthouse. They have an intervention for the little deluded boy who must get rid of his turtle and befriend people. When Kenny heads outside, he spots Gamera. Dad and Ningoyou spot Gamera who promptly starts wrecking the lighthouse. However, Gamera saves Kenny from a certain death.

Gamera approaches a geothermal power plant. Hidaka and his group are briefed on Gamera. They brainstorm to kill Gamera by using electricity. Hidaka wants to try before the military is involved. The power lines are rigged before Gamera walks into them to no avail. Stock footage of a military attack ensues as Gamera attacks the power plant by the way, sweet model destruction...

Professor and Hidaka theorize that Gamera is silicon based life form and only have one clue to decipher.

Washington, D.C., crowd learns that Japan wants to use nukes on Gamera.

Nuclear missiles are readied to be used on the giant turtle. Hidaka is sure that the nukes will only make Gamera stronger. He suddenly realizes that cold is the only way. The military has an experimental freezing bomb. Planes prepare to attack. Gamera must be frozen then buried beneath tons of rocks. The bomb starts slowing down the monster. Troops plant explosives and detonate them. Gamera falls on his back unable to get up. Cue the "I've fallen and I can't get up."

The troops begin to celebrate until they see Gamera retract his head and legs into his shell. The giant turtle shell emits gas and starts spinning around fast enough to fly away. Supposedly, this is the flying saucer that has been seen throughout the movie.

New York City, UN Security Council discusses how to stop Gamera. The world must unite to kill him. Gamera needs sulfur in fuel to survive which explains his fire eating. Cold War politics starts to kill the main discussion. US General Arnold and Russian General Sopalovski have joint command. They decide that Plan Z is the only chance left.

Gamera has been spotted flying all over the world. Kenny and his sister meet the famous Dr. Hidaka. The annoying Kenny is sure that Gamera can be trained not to wreck buildings.

Later, Hidaka briefs a group on Plan Z which will be located at a space facility.

Gamera demolishes several buildings at the airport.

The Japanese Pop "Gamera" song starts playing. Dancing teens stay at the club until the building starts to collapse. Sweet model destruction ensues. Evacuation fu. The city is in flames.

Kenny wants Gamera to be good.

As the carnage is surveyed, Kenny's sister searches for her annoying little brother who escaped and is heading for the refinery the military is trying to lure Gamera towards. The plan begins by continually roll gas tankers to keep Gamera there until the island is ready in 24 hours. Train cars are just pushed at Gamera. The troops spot Kenny and have to drag the annoying little twerp away. Kenny pitches a fit about how he wanted to see Gamera.

UN meeting, the countries are running low on fuel. Plan Z must work. It is the only chance.

The island is evacuated as troops ready everything.

Gamera is still at the refinery which keeps bringing the never-ending meal to him.

Kenny sneaks aboard a crate that is taken to the island.

Kenny's sister is distraught not being able to find him.

The troops discover the hidden Kenny who just wanted to see Gamera.

A model oil tanker dumps oil into the ocean to lead Gamera to the island.

Kenny's sister learns of his whereabouts.

Oil barrels are thrown into the ocean and set afire to keep Gamera heading in the right direction.

Kenny tries to warn his giant friend when a typhoon blows the fire trail out. Gamera starts heading off.

The scientists start a fire to lure Gamera back on the right path. The rain starts to blow out the fire. Gamera heads towards the island again when volcano erupts.

The final countdown begins interposed with a matte painting of a spaceship.

The fire lures Gamera to the launch site where a capsule traps Gamera inside. A rocket blasts off.

The troops, UN, scientists celebrate. Gamera has been launched to Mars. Cooperation was the key to success. Kenny wants to be a scientist to go to Mars as the J-Pop "Gamera" song starts up again.


What I say:

This bloody road remains a mystery.
This sudden darkensefills the air.
What we waiting for?
....
We can't be innocent.
Stand and face the enemy.
It's a do or die situation.
We will be invincible..

Yes, I just quoted Pat Benetar...If you make anything of it I'll have to beat you like you owe me money. I'm just kidding or am I? Back to my incomprehensible line of delude logic...Just replace the word "invicible" with "Gamera the Invicible". That has been this month's Kaiju in pop 80s music lesson...

I try to review movies in order. However, that is difficult to do with many series and the way some just seem to pop up so readily on discount DVDs. Gamera Vs Monster X was done first. Though, Gamera is not much in the way on continuity. Giant flying turtle trashes the world before being driven away much like the original Godzilla. As later Godzilla movies got nuttier, Gamera followed where the giant lizard went. While Godzilla got Minya, Gamera is more known for the "Kenny". There's a giant flying turtle Gamera who is a friend to all children battles giant evil monsters and is befriended by a kid so annoying piranha bait should be tattooed on his forehead.

This is the beginning of a true legend in Japanese movies. The badly-dubbed truly-annoying kid who was supposed to be the hero, character the audience was supposed to be related to, launched a thousand other annoying kid characters in monster movies. Yes, the KENNY. Well, the KENNY is more than just the kid character, he is the sidekick and kid combined fusing the annoying levels of these characters to levels best described by numerous exponential formulas.

Annoying factor = (child's age)(child's supposed cuteness)(child's blind faith in kaiju)

Excuse, me but that is just a rough approximation of the Kenny annoying factor..

What do you say when military stock footage is too high? Mostly, small models were used instead. Never saw a movie that used so many toy models for special effects. There is something charming about models being used yesteryear after too many movies relying on ultra-lame CG effects of today. Sweet Kaiju destruction of models..

By the way, the DVD cover mentions the 3 Causasian actors and actresses. Although, they have no real part in the movie. Put a few Western actors and turn a kaiju movie into a American sort of movie. That was why Godzilla was given Raymond Burr as Steve Martin because, the movie studio was sure no American audience would relate to an entire Japanese cast. The mid 50s to mid 60s still had a lot of anti-Asian and especially anit-Japanese feelings because of World War 2.

Gamera does have one of the glowing recomendations: plenty of model city destruction. Buildings, planes, tanks, ships, etc...I'm sure there is some sort of subconscious reaction to build something then completely destroy it afterwards like sand castles, etc..Though, never take much psychology seriously from anyone who calls himself SideOrderOfNinjas.

MST3K has misted this movie episode 302. I'm not going to hunt a copy of it up until after finishing this review. Hate to subconsciously-plagarize from them. OK, it wouldn't be quite subconscious as much a flat-out ripoff. Though, I'm sure their riffs will be quite better than my attempts at humor.

A giant flying turtle that also is fire-eating rampages around the world. With as much as Godzilla is serious even with all the Raymond Burr inserts as Steve Martin, Gamera the Invincible definitely doesn't have even half the seriousness. How a flying giant turtle can be serious isn't answered here. I don't think the Gamera remakes from Japan before the Godzilla revival were that serious. However, I've not seen them.

Strange how at the beginning of the movie, there were UFOs that later became Russian fighter jets that got off course and were carrying a nuclear weapon that exploded. Not much a diplomatic stink was caused over that. In present day, it is interesting to see how the Cold War is looked at in science fiction and Kaiju movies from the 50s and 60s. Later in the movie, much is given of the US and Russian cooperation of the UN to stop Gamera before it is too late.

Gamera eats fire and also spits fire out? Doesn't that make Gamera into auto-Roman showers?


3 NINJAS

Quotable Dialogue

"It's right gorgeous you got to thaw out."
"What is your nationality and flight plan?"
"Every time you bray, you make a bigger jackass of yourself."
"This man should not be permitted to terrify the world with such distortions."
"He actually injested fire?"
"Plan Z is the hope of the world."
"I think we should stay here and dance."


Morals of the Story

1960s ships relied on telegraphs..
UFOs look like toy model jets.
Obsession of turtles can lead to school expulsion.
Giant turtles can eat fire.
Tokyo has an Eiffel Tower.