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Great St Louis Bank Robbery (1959)

St. Louis Bank Robbery


Cast:

Steve "I was bewared of the Blob" McQueen is George Fowler
Crahan Denton is John Egan the Boss
David Clarke is Gino, Ann's Brother
James Dukas is Willie the Driver
Molly McCarthy is Ann, George's Ex Girl


What the box says:

Long before Taratino's "Reservoir Dogs" came this drama about a hastily formed gang of eccentric hoods who plan the perfect heist only to both teh execution, setting them at each other's throats and sending them al scrambling to save their own skins.


Plot:

A man drives over a bridge and through the city. 3 cars pull beside each other t scout the bank.

A disclaimer announces this story is based on a true story.

The cars all head for a park. John Egan, the mastermind, and Willie, the parasite, question George’s experience as a driver.

The bank is at the intersection of 5 streets. Gino needs to rob the bank to pay his attorney for an upcoming trial. Everyone will case the bank each day.

Gino wants George to hit up Ann for some cash. Ann is Gino’s sister and used to date George. My, these characters live in quite a small world.

Later, Egan wants George to steal a license plate. An argument breaks out because George isn’t a thief. It takes a while for him to swipe one. Egan approves…

George calls Ann at work, and they meet later. He explains that Gino needs the money. She actually signs a check for her worthless brother. The awkward George is even more so around her before leaving.

A wandering Steve McQueen ensues. He eventually makes it to a college football stadium.

Our robbers are doing the normal daily things. Gino is shaving.

John is working out the plot. Willie wants to be the driver instead of George. In fact, Willie and Egan are arguing like a couple.

George returns to the room. He and Gino are sharing. Gino is getting antsy: seeing bugs and hearing things.

The next day, Egan is scouting the bank.

Ann spots George near the bank and spots Gino leaving. George tries to calm her down and will explain everything later.

Back at the park, the robbers fill in the gaps in the schedule and routes. They go over the robbery plan and have 2 minutes from when the alarm is rung to get out. Willie tattles on how George was talking to a girl. Egan gets madder when he realizes that Willie was hanging around too long. The master plotter gets everyone to focus on the job at hand.

They have a dry run just to get the driving time down. The nearby street lights are timed to learn when they need to hit them. George will have to keep the front door to the bank clear, too.

That night, George meets with Ann and lays on his pre-Magnificent Seven Charm. He regrets one mistake in college which got him thrown out. He wants one more opportunity after leaving Ann. Being the ex-girlfriend, she is of course still hopelessly in love with George and tries to talk him out of doing whatever is being planned.

Egan and George are downing some suds. Egan warns him about women. A drunken bitter plotter ensues.

Ann is with some square guy.

Egan offers to take George to Mexico on a trip to Mexico. Finally, the friendly neighborhood gun dealer arrives with a sample of his wares. Egan gets the guns for the robbery.

Ann is crying and at the bank. She acts hepped up on the goofballs. Writing in lipstick, she warns the bank is to be robbed.

Gino and George get a wakeup call in the middle of the night. John and Willie storm in angry that someone ratted them out. Willie saw the warning on the bank.

Egan wants to know who the girl George was talking with was. Gino begs him to go through with the job. Gino reveals the girl is his sister Ann.

They head to Ann’s apartment. George asks if she did it. Ann doesn’t want him to go through with the robbery. The others come in. Gino wants her to go to Chicago for a couple of days. John has Gino go with George.

At the park, George is upset when Gino arrives. That leaves Egan and Willie with Ann.

Back at the apartment, Ann is packed and heads down the fire escape with Egan. She wants to let George know where she’ll be. Egan gets angry and tells that George will be going with him. The crazy Egan pushes her off the balcony escape. That sudden stop on the ground kills her.

Egan and Willie arrive at the park. Willie is the driver now. George will have to go in the bank.

They head to the bank. The car doesn’t have the police radio. Timed driving ensues. The robbers get out at their determined spots.

Egan and Gino come in a side entrance as George comes in the front. Holdup ensues. One of the tellers trips the alarm.

Cops get a report of the alarm going off.

Egan starts counting the time down. A number of women cry hysterically.

The police pull up front. A shootout begins. George gets hit in the leg.

Willie decides cowardice is better than a prison sentence and drives away.

The bank is surrounded by police.

John mentions he had to keep Willie from spilling the news to Gino. John grabs a teller for a hostage. George demands to know what happened to Ann.

Egan heads out of the bank and is shot.

Gino runs into the basement. He doesn’t want to go back to the slammer and eats a bullet to escape.

The cops get a report on the getaway car. So Willie the weasel will be plying his smarminess in a prison cell soon.

George grabs a newly married woman for a hostage. Her husband wants to take her place as a hostage.

George realizes what he was going to do. He claims he’s not like Egan.

Tear gassing ensues.

George crawls about and even slides his gun near some of the hostages who slide it back near him. He is crying for Ann.

The police race in and drag George away in the paddy wagon.


What I say:

I hadn't ever heard of this movie until spotting it in a DVD bargain bin, the spot that lures me like a sailor to a whirlpool. How many cheap DVDS compel me to buy them? Far many more than what I actually buy. I get by with plenty of reviewable material especially since I consider more and more movies as fair game. The past couple of months, I've been going over quite a number of old horror movies. Don't worry, I've got a coupld of ninja movies that hould be popping up at some point sooner than later.

I don't think it was meant to be seen this way. I still find it difficult to accept there wasn't some sort of twisted undertones about John wanting to win Steve McQueen. John, the robbery mastermind, seemed to have some strange desire to control Steve McQueen. He wants to take him to Mexico. The bar scene showed that John was awfully bitter about women and implied he killed his mother. Later, he tries to convince to Anne that Steve doesn't want anything to do with her. How many movies have had the sneaky character try to break up the tried the true couple by being manipulative? In fact, John gets crazy jealous and kills Ann like his mother.

What is even stranger is how Willie seems jealous of Steve McQueen getting the interest of John? Maybe, I've just read a few too many Anne Rice novels when I was younger. Willie seems to be the scorned ex and wants revenge on who has Egan's favor.

I can't really think of a robbery movie that showed such meticulous planning: casing the joint and timing the street lights nearby. Most bank robbery movies just had a few guys run in waving guns. Reservoir Dogs showed the aftermath of the robbery gone awry. The Great St. Louis Bank Robbery showed the details leading up to robbery for the most part. The robbery was about 15 minutes of the entire 85 minute run time.

Steve McQueen isn't realized today as big of a movie star as he used to be. Sheryl Crow screaming your name 50 times in a 3 minute song isn't a tribute unless she did it for Tor Johnson: "Like Tor Johnson" would have been a great song..While, I've only seen a few of Steve McQueen movies: Blob, Thomas Crown Affair and Magnificent Seven. He was never as big a draw as say John Wayne. There is no shame in that. However, McQueen was still a fairly big star. The Great St. Louis Bank Robbery was one of his earlier movies and you could see how anxious his character was.

The end as has an interesting comparison between the guy who tries to take his wife's place as McQueen's hostage to protect her. Earlier, we assume that Steve would do the same for his girlfriend. After, the other robbers are killed Steve is left alone and seems to resort to the exact tactics that the others would do. Why else does Steve toss the gun away? Hoping that the police won't assume he was a robber even though everyone in the bank saw him.. I'm sure he wasn't thinking that far ahead.

I obviously went into this movie with the wrong impression. I've been wanting to do a good "caper" movie. While, the planning the robbery is meticulous. Very little time is spent on the actual robbery. For example, Assault on Precinct 13 had more than half hour into the movie before the precinct was under siege. In fact, the slow time really jacked up how intense the later part seemed to be...I think the personal stuff definitely slowed the movie down.

This movie was based on a true story. I haven't really found much information about the actual robbery. Some of the police officers in the movie were actually the ones who received the call about the bank robbery.

I can't see a movie like this being made today. While it isn't a dark movie, it definitely lacks any qualitites that would make it be considered a triumph of the human heart. Today movies need to have casts that were shook loose from a FOX teen soap opera. The real world doesn't have millions of chicks like Jessica Biel. For that matter, the real world has plain people and heaven forbid unattractive people, too. Well, most Hollywood writers have been living in Ivory towers and on magical white powders that separate them from reality to grasp facts that the mole people (moviegoers) have known since time immemorial.



2 1/2 NINJAS

Quotable Dialogue

"You're going to be our wheelman."
"Go take a bath, Willie!"
"Get out of here, tramp!!"


Morals of the Story

Bowties are styling.
Shaving is tense.
Older men have a strange desire to possess Steve McQueen.