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Horror Hotel (1960)

The City of the Dead


Cast:

Christopher "Need he to be introduced?" Lee is Prof. Alan Driscoll
Patricia Jesse is Elizabeth Selwyn/Mrs. Newless
Venetia Stevenson is Nan Barlow
Dennis Lotis is Richard Barlow
Tom Naylor is Bill Maitland


What the box says:

The fetching Venetia Stevenson stars in this excellent horror film as Nan Barlow, a young college student who is writing a paper on witchcraft. On winter break, Nan travels to New England to do some research on one of her professor's recomendations, stays in small hotel run by the spirit of an undead witch.


Plot:

Chanting begins in the small village of White Wood. The townsfolk are carrying torches and demand that Elizabeth Selwyn be burnt as a witch. She cries for Jethro Kaine to help her. Well, he denies her.

She is tied to a stake and set afire. The townsfolk claim she killed Abigail Addams? Townsfolk are still chanting about burning the witch.

Suddenly, it is Christopher Lee chanting the burn the witch which is far creepier than a mob doing it. Professor Driscoll is telling of the death of Elizabeth Selwyn and how the townsfolk were vindictive. Bill Maitland, a student in the class, smarts off. His girlfriend, Nan Barlow, is far more believing of Professor Driscoll’s story. She has to do a research paper and wants to go to White Wood to pick up a new feel for a paper.

Professor Driscoll gives her directions to White Wood. She tells her brother, Richard, about her plans. Richard is a scientist and can’t believe the lectures of Driscoll’s witch history.

Later, at the malt shop, Bill is complaining about Nan spending time on her research paper rather than being with him. Bill and Rich aren’t able to talk her out of going.

Later, Nan is on a foggy road. Asking for directions, a gas attendant tries to warn her off. Further down the road, she picks up a hitchhiker, who looks like Jethro. Nan explains she is researching witchcraft.

Arriving in the foggy White Wood, they pull up to the Raven’s Inn. The hitchhiker disappears. Nan is greeted by Mrs. Newlys, who looks exactly like Elizabeth Selwyn. The inn doesn’t have any room, until Nan mentions that Professor Driscoll sent her. We see the hitchhiker in the background.

Nan unpacks in her room.

Newlys and the hitchhiker are talking. Many have come from long distances. The festivities have been prepared.

Nan takes a walk and heads to the abandoned church only to find it not quite so abandoned. She talks with the reverend who tries to warn her to leave before it is too late.

A number of the townsfolk are watching her. Suitably creeped out, she heads into an antique shop. The owner, Patricia, has only been back a few weeks and reveals her grandfather is the Reverend. Nan asks about witchcraft. Patricia mentions that Professor Driscoll’s family is from White Wood, too. Patricia finds a book about witchcraft rites in New England and offers to lend it to Nan.

Back at the inn, Nan is reading the book late into the night. She gets curious about the trap door in her room. Hearing noises, she gets Newlys who explains the trap door is locked and underneath has been converted to a foundation.

Later, several couples are dancing in the inn.

Lottie, the mute maid of Mrs. Newlys, is about to write a note to Nan when she is stopped. Nan mentions some of her notes to Mrs. Newlys. Plot specific ceremony notes ensue about human sacrifice.

Newlys threatens to throw Lottie out if she keeps disturbing the guests.

Nan gets dressed to join the other guests when they suddenly vanish pretty fast. Newlys reveals the other guests went to a service on Candlemass Eve. Nan starts thinking about the rites of sacrifice on Candlemass Eve.

Back in her room, Nan realizes her bracelet is gone and finds a dead bird just like the victim in the ceremony. She spots a group marching across the cemetery. Curiosity getting the better of her, she pries the trap door open.

In the tunnel, a number of witches grab her. Nan cries for help as she is placed on the altar and surrounded by the coven. Newlys claims to be Elizabeth Selwyn as she drives the knife down.

Cut to a birthday party, where Bill is waiting for Nan. Rich arrives. Neither of them has heard from Nan for 2 weeks. Rich tries to call the Raven’s Inn at White Wood. However, there is no such place. They decide to call the cops.

Newlys returns the book on witchcraft rites to Patricia. The police question Patricia about Nan before asking Mrs. Newlys.

Patricia finds a paper in the book.

Bill gets a call from the police. Apparently, Patricia checked out 2 weeks ago. Rich is going to have a talk with the good Professor Driscoll.

Elsewhere, Professor Driscoll is sacrificing a bird when his doorbell rings. Rich is paying a visit and mentions how Nan is missing for the past 2 weeks. Driscoll mentions he is from White Wood and knows about the Raven’s Inn. He tries calming Rich down who’ll find Nan or what happened to her.

Patricia arrives as Rich leaves. Small talk ensues with the good professor Driscoll. He starts getting huffy when she asks about the address of Nan’s family. She found something of Nan’s and will give him something to Rich.

Bill, Rich, and Patricia examine Nan’s locket. She tells that Lottie gave it to her and didn’t want Mrs. Newlys to know it was gone. Patricia has to return to White Wood. Rich will come by soon.

Foggy driving ensues. Pat picks up the hitchhiking Jethro. Apparently, he knows something of her. In White Wood, he vanishes out of Pat’s car.

Jethro and Newlys discuss who the next victim is: Patricia.

Rich heads to White Wood and foggier driving ensues. He stops at the gas station to get directions.

Later, Bill stops by the same gas station for directions. On the road, the burning Elizabeth Selwyn on a stake flies at him. He crashes his car and barely gets out alive.

Rich gets a room at the Raven’s Inn and asks Mrs. Newlys about Nan. Newlys is lying like a cheap rug.

Taking a walk, the townsfolk are giving Rich the evil eye. He stops by to talk with Patricia. Rich looks at the book, Nan was studying earlier.

Lottie tries to leave a not for Rich. However, she gets caught by Newlys and Jethro who chokes the mute servant.

Reverend Russell, Patricia’s grandfather, meets with Rich and tells him of Satanism and the fight against witches in White Wood. Eternal life is given to those who sacrifice 2 girls a year on Candlemass Eve and the Witches’ Sabbath which is tonight. Rich leaves to talk with Newlys again.

Patricia is convinced Nan’s disappearance is connected with the sacrifices. Reverend tells her not to see Rich again tonight. The face of evil has many forms. She finds a dead bird in drawer, and the front door is marked. Reverend warns her to leave. However, her car won’t start.

She calls Rich at the inn before being disconnected. He rushes back and can’t find her. The dying Reverend Russell tells that the witches have Patricia and how to fight them.

Rich finds Bill and carries the injured man to his car. Rich gets his revolver out for action.

Heading for the cemetery first, Rich goes back to the inn. Finds the trapdoor, he enters the tuna and find s Lottie’s body.

In the coven room, Professor Driscoll appears out of the shadows. Rich opens fire to no avail. He distracts the 3 witches so Pat can escape. Taking the tunnel, she and Rich arrive in the cemetery and are surrounded by the rest of the coven.

Patricia is dragged to another altar. Newlys has here knife ready.

Bill crawls to the cemetery. Rich yells at him to use the shadow of cross. Bill finds a cross but is stabbed in the back.

The dying Bill carries the cross closer. He invokes God to destroy evil. Suddenly, the witches start catching fire.

Rich gets Pat as Bill dies. Rich and Pat chase after Newlys. They find her in the inn but the witch has aged several hundred years and is completely mummified.


What I say:

It is done a lot in the Italian cannibal movies from the late 70s and early 80s. A college student goes to the rain forest to prove that all the cases about cannibalism are myths. Can you guess what they discover? Well, in Horror Hotel, we have a woman going to a small town where a witch was burnt more than 250 years earlier. I've seen a number of college students try to do things to impress thier professors. However, driving to the New England states to try to find new research material about witches for your term paper to impress your professor is a bit extreme.

I know a lot of people don't think much about the Salem witchcraft trials. This may be the first reincarnated witch who doesn't care about revenge on those who burnt her at the stake. We saw that the Brainiac swore vengeance aginst the descendents several generations removed against those that burnt hyim at the stake. If you get picky, with as run down and creepy looking White Wood was when Nan arrived, I guess she had her revenge. The parson hardly had anyone who would go to his church services. The town also seemed to be mainly filled with witches at this point. How else could practically everyone there be a witch or warlock?

Bill's hostility to Christopher Lee would have been made more sense had he been jealous of the Professor trying to woo Nan. You'd think any college student would be more polite to their professors even if they think they're nuttier than Mr Planters when a grade depends the guy you call a nut. If you had such a low opinion of an occult class or an anthropology class focusing on the occult, why take it in in the first place.

We may not have had a Count Alucard. When a witch named Selwyn is burnt, more than 200 years later there is a woman who looks exactly like her and is named Newlys, you should suspect spomething. Granted the characters weren't able to see any connection between the two.

This movie does have asomething of the infamous Lovecraft vibe among others. The New England village isn't as run down in the way Arkham was described. At night, a heavy fog always fills the air. The town is off the beaten track and is only accessible through taking a narrow dirt road, etc...The idea of a small town plagued by the sins of the ancestors definitely is the Nathaniel Hawthorne House of the 7 Gables realm.

Any town with that many number of silent robed people taking walks in the middle of the night should be automatically abandoned. However, that makes sense. The gas station to the very off the road, White Woods, seems to be the busiest gas station in that part of the country for directions at least.

Nowadays, there happen to be plenty of movies with cults. In the 1940s, a few evil cults popped up like in the classic Black Cat with a heroic Boris Karloff battling the Devil worshipping Bea Lugosi. The 50s may have had a few but not many evil cult movies. The 60s at least the first of the decade didn't have many like the late 60s had Rosemary's Baby. The 70s had quite a few Devil worshipping cult movies. Most were in the Omen vibe of a secret group trying to ready the Antichrist for his destiny. Today, plenty of movies have cults including evil cults in college frats which really isn't much a stretch.

Christopher Lee has been in some of the most memorable horror movies of all time a number of the Hammer movies. Also, he has been is quite few less memorable movies like Howling 2 or Police Academy: Mission to Moscow. I can't remember watching any of the really early Christopher Lee movies. Though, after his first run as being in quite a few of the Hammer movies, he moved to other pastures like the continental Eurohorror movies of the 60s. He doesn't really do much in this movie.

This movie has quite a bit of padding in it. We have 4 driving sequences to the cursed village, 2 stop for directions from the gas station guy, 2 hitchhiking sequences that are followed by a vanishing hitchhiker, and at least 3 creepy woman terrifying mute girl scenes, too. Even with all these scenes, the movie still barely got more than 70 minutes long.

The title, Horror Hotel, seems a bit misleading. The other name, City of the Dead seems more appropriate although with a movie called City of the Living Dead floating around too, makes Horror Hotel more understandable to differentiate the movies.

I've not seen enough Gothic horror movies from the time to see this one compares. Actually, one of the movies that really is used to compare with Horror Hotel is Psycho. While, I'm not astounded by the similarities to scream "plagarism." Lead actresses goes to a rundown hotel or inn. After a few creepy incidents, she is brutally murdered. A sibling begins to search for their sister so much they go to and check into the aforementioned rundown hotel. After a few creepy incidents, they are imperiled in the same way and barely are able to escape with their lives.



2 1/2 NINJAS

Quotable Dialogue

"Burn witch!!!"
"Burning silly old women."
"How picaresque can you get right by a graveyard?"
"Not many God-fearingfolk visit White Wood nowadays."
"Get out of here you, clusmy creature."
"It's just the way they look at you."


Morals of the Story

No one should interrupt Christopher Lee when he's lecturing.
Blonde college students aren't disturbed by disappearing hitchhikers.
College guys are unable to use telephones.
Mute girls can make gagging noises when being choked.
Cobwebs must be beaten with flashlights.