Plot:
A woman talks of the evil of the poppy from which Opium is developed. Drug addiction touches us all. This story shows how the United Nations are trying to control
the Opium poppy and how nations help.
Apparently, Iran has banned poppy cultivating. A jeep and several trucks arrive in a small village. They talk with the chief. Benson offers to buy the crop and manages
to get the crop by paying more than the previous buyer.
The convoy heads out and is ambushed in a narrow pass. Rebels drive the trucks off when several of them explode.
On a ship, a number of drug lords are discussing what happened. They managed to capture Benson. They need the shipment for their deliveries.
Airport in Tehran, Iran, Sam and Jones meet Colonel Salem and some other UN officials.
Salem briefs them on the poppies and mentions that Benson’s body has been discovered. The plan is to track the Opium from the growers to the buyers. Track the
opium by irradiating it and using a Geiger counter. The hot scientist chick demonstrates the Geiger counter to the agents.
At the morgue, Sam and Jones learn that Benson’s wife was there. However, he never was married.
They plan to distract her and search her room. Sam has the dangerous task of drinking with her while Jones searches her room. She heads to her room unexpectedly
and captures Jones. Mrs. Benson seems to be fairly skilled at martial arts, too. No Cynthia Rothrock, though…
Sam and Jones discusses everything afterwards. They return and learn she has checked out of her room.
The next day, they realize she was a fake. Sam and Jones meet with the General and Colonel Salem and discuss the plan about irradiating the Opium. The crop has
to be irradiated to be tracked. Salem needs 100 men.
Salem and his posse are in native gear and riding across the desert. They run into another group heading another way. Salem and his men head on. He gives them
some last minute instructions about scaling the mountain. Operating in silence is paramount. Any noise will alert the growers and spell disaster for the military force.
At night, Salem’s commandos manage to get into the growers camp and take control. Salem will be right beside the chief the entire time to keep him from alerting
the buyers. The Opium is doused in radioactive particles and loaded to the buyers who take the load away.
Salem contacts his superiors. The buyers are to be tracked. Geiger counter fu ensues. The troops lose contact with the load of opium when it is loaded in a helicopter
and flown off. The troops catch the convoy but don’t learn of the chopper.
In Geneva, Sam and Jones talk with UN Drug director. They have completely lost track of the opium for 10 days. They talk with some scientific expert when they
discover that 150 pounds of the irradiated opium was found in Naples.
The agents arrive in Naples and are briefed on the local drug lord, Ketchio. They go the through the junkie section of the jail. Prisoners with monkeys on their
backs ensue. They find Ketchio was strangled.
Sam and Jones search Ketchio’s spaghetti factory. The cold trail gets a bit warmer and leads them to Locarno, a local manufacturer of over the counter medicines.
Locarno better known as “Happy” was thrown out of the US for his illegal activities. Well, the agents question him. Locarno denies all knowledge of the drug
trafficking in Naples. 2 ships that may have been transporting opium are about to leave port. Locarno volunteers to delay them until the agents get warrants to
search them.
Later, Sam spots the mysterious Mrs. Benson leaving a hotel.
That night at a local hot spot, the audience watches 2 bikini clad chicks wrestling. Agents arrive to find their contact. Jones is griping about the fate of the
world, etc…Sam reveals his brother is a junkie. When Oddjob arrives to escort one the men to meet their contact, Sam meets the junkie who was arrested. She
starts rambling when Sam reveals that Ketchio is dead. He tries warning her to get off the junk before leaving. Oddjob kills the junkie…
The next day, the agents are shown the drug dogs that are given opium.
The agents meet with Captain Jorgensen before searching his ship. Massive search ensues with deep plumbing of the ship’s manifest.
Sam heads to Nice, France to check the owners of the ship. Later, at some club, Sam is looking for some woman. Trini Lopez is assaulting the audience with
his version of the “Lemon Tree” song before breaking into Ritchie Valen’s “La Bamba.” Sam wants the photographer to get some pictures of a table where the
ship’s owner is supposed to be.
Sam bumps into Mrs. Benson who is now calling herself Linda Gayle. She also is the girlfriend of Serge Marco, owner of the ship. The world jus keeps
getting smaller. She introduces Sam to Serge who will have a private meeting with him later.
At the yacht, Serge needs airplane parts from Sam who is posing as airplane parts dealer. Alter, Sam sneaks around and discovers something he copies
and hides in a secret compartment in his shoes. In another room, he tries to break into a drawer and runs into the Mrs. Serge. Serge walks in.
Most of the guests are taken back ashore. Serge has someone he wants to meet Sam: Jorgensen. Fade to green.
Jones has to identify Sam’s body. Supposedly, Sam was extremely drunk and fell into the bay. The cops question Serge who claims that Sam was drunker
than a frat boy during Spring Break.
Jones tries deciphering Sam’s code. There will be a conference on a train. Jones gets on the train. Serge is meeting with his men. Jorgensen reveals to
Oddjob about a drug agent on board: Jones. Oddjob relates the message to Serge.
Jones talks with a stoned blonde chick: Mrs. Serge. He manages to scan her purse with his Geiger counter cigarette pack. Insane rambling from stoned
blonde ensues.
Oddjob tells Serge that Jones still hasn’t been found.
Jones finds the Mrs. Benson. Jones looks for stoned blonde’s room when Serge approaches. Her poodle runs off, which has the bad guys chase after to
retrieve it. Jones is fine until running into Jorgensen. Middle aged white guy fight ensues. Jones shoots Jorgensen and throws him off the train.
Later, Jones can’t find stoned Blonde. Mrs. Benson drags him into her compartment where she has chick. Benson reveals she is actually Benson’s
sister. Stoned blonde is on the irradiated opium. Jones has to go after Serge now.
Marco and Oddjob are still searching. Hide and seek ensues. Jones gets the drop on them but is distracted. Oddjob is all over Jones. Ms. Benson
arrives. Marco jumps off the train. Jones is in hot pursuit. Huh-cooooooooooooo-cooooooooooooo-cooooooooooooo…Sorry Dukes of
Hazzard moment.
Jones is beating Serge like he owes him money. Ms. Benson is able to calm down his bloodlust.
Back in the train, Jones knows there will always be another drug lord to replace the ones that get caught.
