Plot:
Pirate flag…
A meeting concerning the budget is being held. The police want the money taken from the Navy. No matter what the box said about the Coast Guard, they
always mention the Navy. The Navy and the police are fighting each other tooth-and-nail. Jackie is sent to deliver a message to the head of the police. He promptly
chews out Jackie for the message. Talk about taking it out on the messenger.
In a bar, the police are badmouthing the Navy. Jackie tries to keep the Navy men from starting anything. Well, a cop trips Jackie who spills his beer on a
cop. The fight is now on. It’s a good old fashioned barroom brawl. Well, except for the gymnastics and throwing stuff. Strangely, cops who weren’t in the bar
manage to arrest all of the Navy personnel.
The Navy is readying for their mission. Somehow, their ships are on fire. They try to put out the fire.
The bad guys are chortling and laughing about the destroyed Navy ships. One of them owns a nightclub, the VIP Room, has to get police rifles from his source
inside the police department.
Admiral has a plan to catch the pirates. The police chief has gotten the authority to transfer the Navy personnel into the police department. Needless to say, the
Admiral is torn up about it.
Jackie is reporting to police inspector he fought in the bar. Inspector Chi is to train the Navy men to become cops. There is a little ruckus. The training
continues with a hand grenade demonstration.
Jackie and Chi are to arrest Chan Ho is hiding in the VIP Room. They are under orders not to disturb the members of the club. Many government officials are
members. Jackie and Chi are looking around the club. Jackie finds Chan Ho is trying to escape.
A fight breaks out between Jackie and the club’s bouncers.
The cops show up. They claim Jackie is disobeying orders and want him to apologize for the damages. Jackie quits instead. Jackie unloads on the bouncers and
catches up with Chan Ho. They fight. Jackie hauls Chan Ho to the cops and leaves.
Later on, Jackie finds Fats, Sammo Hung. Sammo is a crook who has gone straight. Since they are old friends, Jackie learns that someone in the police force
is getting weapons for the pirates. Sammo agrees to help Jackie.
It is night in the shipyards. A group of guys have a load of rifles. Two masked men fight them. The police chief is there thrown overboard. Sammo gets the
guns to sell. They hide them in a marked log on the river. We learn the police chief is buying rifles for the police.
Sammo has a buyer for the rifles. Jackie sees Sammo making a deal with the bad guys. The next day, the bad guys are with Sammo going to get the rifles when
all the logs are marked. Well, Sammo gets into a fight with the bad guys. The Admiral runs them off. Sammo gets away. Jackie contacted the Admiral where to get
the rifles.
Sammo is running. Jackie is talking with Wendy, the daughter of the Admiral. Goons are chasing Sammo. Jackie and Wendy run. A short fight ensues. The
goons have guns on them.
Jackie and Sammo are agreed to unleash some kung fu upon these guys. They are being chased by the goons. Jackie and Wendy are being chased by a gang of
synchronized bicyclists. They manage to escape for a few minutes. Jackie has a dummy dressed like Wendy on his back. He is fighting the goons. Jackie runs into
the police chief who arrests Jackie. Jackie escapes on a bicycle. We get extreme bicycle-fu.
Jackie finds Sammo. They argue and going to fight each other until some goons show up. Jackie, Sammo, and Wendy are surrounded. Jackie gets arrested by the
chief this time Sammo escapes as the chief chases him. Jackie is handcuffed to a flagpole.
The goons need to find out where Jackie has the rifles. He’s beaten by the goons. Well, Jackie is handcuffed around a flagpole accounts for himself pretty well
in the situation. Jackie shimmies up the flagpole and escapes to a clock tower. He starts trying to get the hand cuffs off.
Jackie has to fight a bald-bearded guy. I dub him Beardo. Beardo wants the rifles. Jackie is on the clock face. A guy is about to shoot Jackie. The cops shoot
him. And in one of the cooler stunts Jackie falls off the clock tower and has his fall broken by several canopies.
A ship spots several Chinese junks. Could these junks be pirates? They swarm the English ship. Carrying women off, etc... The typical pirate behavior is
demonstrated. The last man caught happens to be an English rear-admiral.
Jackie is sneaking around and learns about the capture of the rear-admiral. Jackie gets into the room next to the meeting through the chimney. The head English
naval officer is going to let the nightclub owner get the rear-admiral back. Jackie tries to escape when the English officer spots him. Jackie volunteers to rescue the
rear-admiral
Jackie gives the English guy a speech about having cajones or the lack thereof. This motivates the English officer to let Jackie attempt a rescue. And the Admiral
has a Navy again.
Wendy runs into the gangster, Chow. They talk in his carriage. Well, talking does use a tongue. Another carriage pulls up beside Chow’s carriage and kidnaps
him. Jackie and the rest of the Navy are doing good Navy guys and bad Navy guy on Chow. They get the location of the pirates.
Jackie goes to the meeting as Chow. They take him to the pirate headquarters. Sammo is aboard the ship with Jackie and still wants the rifles. They reach the
island.
Jackie is on the island and meets the head of the pirates, Sam Lo. Sam refuses to discuss the hostages or the rear-admiral.
The Navy guys are swimming ashore, commando style. Jackie is sneaking around the base. Sammo gets away with his treasure. Jackie finds the Navy
guys. Jack and a Navy guy go looking for Chi who Jackie just knocked out. Sammo gets his goods aboard a ship.
Jackie and Chi free the hostages. The pirates are groggin’ and revelin’, etc… Jackie is talking with Sam. An impromptu arm wrestling contest is held to distract
the pirates from realizing the hostages are escaping.
Sammo tries to warn the Navy guys. Beardo, whose name is Jun Kow, is coming. Sammo, Chi, and some others go back to save Jackie.
Jackie talks fast enough that Jun Kow can’t tell the pirates who Jackie really is. Jackie plays the insulted gangster to the hilt and is about to leave.
Sammo runs up. Navy shows up and blows up the pirate ships. The pirates decide now is the time to attack.
Big fight is finally starting. Jackie is fighting Sam. Sammo is using grenades, lots of explosions. Sam has a sword and is fighting Jackie and Chi. Sammo gets in
on the fight, too. Get some sweet cooperation.
They wrap Sam in a rug and put a grenade in there too. Exploding pirate.
Jackie, Sammo, Chi, and the other Navy guys are trying to sail to Hong Kong. But, none of them know how to sail or even the way.
