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Real American Hero (1978)

Hard Stick


Cast:

Brian Dennehy is Buford Pusser
Forrest "Sgt. O'Rourke from F-Troop" Tucker is Carl Pusser
Sheree "I was in Maniac Cop" North is Carrie Todd


What the box says:

The sheriff of a Tennessee county must fight the town with out-of-date laws in order to keep a prostitute from becoming the target of townspeople who are using the 'blue laws' to further prosecute her.


Plot:

Sheriff Buford narration begins about how some follow the laws while others pay for crimes. Song about Walking Tall and Sheriff Buford Pusser ensues.

Sheriff Buford is called by a deputy who is in hot pursuit (huhhhhh-cooooooooooooooo-cooooooooooooooooo, sorry Dukes of Hazzard reference) of van driven by a drunk guy. Sheriff Buford heads out to slow the van down which crashes into a hay pile. He drags out the drunk driver, teenager, Nick.

At the hospital, the doctor reveals the teens got bad liquor that was redistilled. There were 2 dead kids and 2 blind. Sheriff Buford talks with Nick who isn’t saying where he got the booze. Showing him his dead friends loosens Nick’s tongue. He got it from Danny’s Disco. Sheriff Buford storms out and heads to the disco. A deputy can’t cool him down.

Disco, with bad music blaring, Dan has been warned. He orders his henchmen to dump the booze. Dan also tells everyone at the disco that the hooch is being shut down for a while. Sheriff Buford pulls up outside and gets out his big stick. Let the glass breaking ensue before the jukebox massacre. The good sheriff starts whooping guys when the deputies arrive. Dan is arrested, and the disco is locked up.

Police station, Dan gets bailed out. The prosecutor chews out Buford about hauling Dan in without a warrant, etc. Some sort of hearing will be held in a few minutes.

Dan’s lawyer is trying to nail Buford who explains his actions about Nick telling him that he got the booze from Dan. The judge throws the case out against Dan. Afterwards, Judge Sabrina talks with Buford about the law. The spirit of the law must be followed. She tries warning him not to go off following his emotions.

Amelia Biggins, Town busybody, meets with Buford. A number of the respectable ladies in town are offended by Carrie Todd, prostitute who just released from prison for killing her pimp. Amelia has found an old blue law to use against Carrie. Buford calls the prosecutor about it. He’ll talk with Carrie later today.

Lloyd, the prosecutor, talks with Buford about all the old laws on the books that are still on the books. Lloyd tries warning him not to harass anyone. Buford starts hitting the books.

Later, Buford drives out to Carrie’s place. She’s trying to fix up her old place.

A call takes Buford to another car accident. He leaves a deputy to handle the situation and catch all the chicks that got out of their coop.

At home, Pusser family shenanigins ensue. Buford talks with his father about using the law to stop Dan. His father warns him of the dangers.

Next day, bike racing ensues. Mike, Buford’s son, wins first place.

Later at the store, Buford catches a guy grabbing Carrie. Stopping him, the guy cuts off credit to her.

Police station, Buford has a plan to get Dan. They will enforce all the old laws still on the books for Dan and everyone else. Sheriff Buford pulls over Dan’s truck. Old motor vehicle law, all trucks are to be preceded by a man with a red flag. Dan is carrying beer and ice cream. Guess that Sheriff Buford has some more old statutes to use. A crowd gathers and enjoys the show.

at the local bingo game, Sheriff Buford walks up to the front and arrests everyone for gambling. Angry bingo ladies ensue.

in the courtroom, the great bingo trial begins. Judge Sabrina learns her car was ticketed. Buford tagged it because it wasn’t tethered to a hitching post. Using his knowledge of the old laws, Judge Sabrina dismisses the case of police harassment.

Dan chews out his lawyer for not stopping Buford.

Sabrina and Buford discuss the law some more.

Dan and a chick, the police dispatcher, are together. He needs her to help him get Buford.

Buford picks up his kids. A car speeds up and opens fire on Buford’s car.

In town, a large number of people are complaining about Buford enforcing the old laws. He pulls up in his bullet-ridden car and asks the townsfolk to trust him. The aggravation is really pushing who he is after to the breaking point. The people understand.

Buford heads off to get Dan who is at the lake. Fight between Dan and Buford breaks out. The deputies arrive and take Buford away.

At home, Buford talks with his dad who is worried “it” might happen soon.

Carrie is till working on her house. Buford asks her to the big dance tonight.

Bluegrass fu ensues with a spattering of square dancing. Buford arrives with Carrie. An irate Amelia stops the band when she spots Buford and Carrie dancing. Carrie is about to leave when Buford stops her. Buford’s dad and kids arrive. Amelia’s daughter is choking and Carrie is able to save her. That gets Amelia to apologize in front of everyone. Dance fu resumes.

In the parking lot, some guy does something like cutting the radio in Buford’s car, too dark to see.

Buford gets a call about a shooting in the lumberyard.

When he gets there, Dan and his goons open fire but lose track of Buford. The good sheriff is able to knock out a goon. The deputies finally get there. Dan is being chased by Buford who is able to knock a pile of lumber on the bootlegger, killing him.

Police station, Buford asks Debbie, the dispatcher, why she did it for Dan. She loved him. He knew it was a trap, the only way to get Dan.

The next day, the deputies wonder who will be the new dispatcher as the 70s theme song assaults us once more.


What I say:

A real American hero, Brian Dennehy is there
He'll fight for freedom wherever there's trouble....

Sorry, with a title that is too close to the Greatest American Hero or the GI Joe theme song, I'm bound to do some drifting. Well either the GI Joe theme, the Hulk Hogan theme song, or Joey Scarsdale crooning the Greatest American Herotheme song about "believe it or not I walking on air", etc....I really am drifiting which is no surprise.

Yes, another of the 1970s made-for-TV movies. I keep talking about how they aggrivate me. Why then do I keep writing about them? Cheap DVDs are a reason and having enough reviewable material. Many of my brethern and sisthern stick only to more genre-specific movies. I do try to do horror, sci-fi, kung fu, etc on a regular basis. 70s made-for-TV movies sort of cleanse out the palate and help keep from getting too bitter and jaded with the more commonplace reviewable movies.

The Walking Tall movies may be more famous than the stories about Sheriff Buford Pusser. In fact, the movie starring the Rock in Walking Tall just came out in the past couple of years. A TV-movie made about Pusser is far lesser known. With, this being a made-for-TV movie, you know that the action scenes what few of them there are won't be high caliber stunt scenes. Not much of the burly Brian Dennehy whooping anyone around say Bo Svenson in the Walking Tall movies. Even more, they took the real life incidents with the incidents written into the movies and made some sort of half true or in today's vernacular (Reality Television). The thought of taking some real events and merging them with fictional ones sounds a lot like a number of the dime novels about the Old West characters. By the time the writers got through with Billy the Kid or whoever, they had only a passing resemblence to the actual person.

If you think of some of the truly great chartacter actors, the guys you see and say "hey, it's that guy..." Brian Dennehy ought to be up on that list with Ernest Borgnine, Jack Warden, Michael Ironsides, and Lance LeGault. Should, you be unable to figure out who any of these guys, quit watching Freddy Prinze Jr. movies for a few weeks. Dennehy may be in his 70s now, but he definitely has the grizzled, tough guy vibe. He may not have been able to stop Rambo in First Blood or Kevin Kline in Quicksilver. Wait, the Kevin Kline comment doesn't make him sound that tough.

The entire part of how the town wants to run Carrie Todd out of town using the blue laws isn't really high quality. Ever see any old tv shows where the town was sure some woman was a witch and would use the old blue laws until the hero, Daniel Boone, etc came to the rescue. The real Sheriff Pusser did use a number of old blue laws in his quest to break up the illegal bars and gambling places. His using old blue laws seems more like trying to find some way of hassling the villain and provoking him into the final confrontation. For that matter, Elliot Ness couldn't get Al Capone on murder, bootlegging, etc...Capone went to prison for tax evasion.

In fact, Real American Hero is hard to have much details or many action scenes with Buford Pusser after all the movies were made: Walking Tall, Part 2, Walking Tall, and Final Chapter - Walking Tall. After 3 movies and a very-short lived television series "based" on Pusser, what exactly is left to highlight? Some television series based on real people at some point start having to add details that play fast and loose with the facts.

One of my big complaints with movies is having scenes so dark, you cannot see what is going on. Will every action scene be at high noon on a sunny day? I'm not asking for that but enough lighting to be able to see details. The part where the guy does something to Buford's car was too dark to see what he did. Plant a bomb, cut his radio, etc...The final showdown in the lumberyard was too dark, too.



3 NINJAS

Quotable Dialogue

"I think you're a stupid fool."
"Get rid of this hootch."
"This isn't funny, Oprah."
"First time, I had the book thrown at me in some time, Buford."
"You been snookered."


Morals of the Story

Rural Tennessee is full of discos.
Beer isn't considered liquor by law enforcement officers.
Dinner scenes must fade to commercial.
65 year old people can't be ticketed.
Dresses made from picnic table cloths are high style.