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Truck Turner (1974)

Black Bullet


Cast:

Isaac "Chef from South Park" Hayes is Truck Turner
Yaphet "Why'd they have to kill me in Alien?" Kotto is Harvard Blue
Nichelle "You won't believe how foul mouthed....Uhura is" Nichols is Dorinda
Alan Weeks is Jerry
Dick "Mr. Futterman from Gremlins...." Miller is Fogarty
Scatman Crothers is Duke


What the box says:

Academy Award® winner* Isaac Hayes and Yaphet Kotto (Alien) star in this powerful, pull-out-the-stops crime thriller from director Jonathan Kaplan (Unlawful Entry). It's a gritty, action-packed tale of the streets, pulsating with ultra-smooth soul, high-octane energy and nonstop suspense.

Truck Turner (Hayes) is a football star-turned-bounty-hunter who's tracking a sadistic pimp on the mean streets of Los Angeles. Armed with his brute strength and ace cool partner (Alan Weeks), Truck closes in on his mark. But, a tragic accident soon changes all the rules, and suddenly the hunter finds himself being chased by the city's deadliest hired killers! Truck strikes back in a series of wild car chases, shootouts and bone-crunching fistfights, knowing that the battles can lead only to one place: an intense struggle to the death against Harvard Blue (Kotto), the brutal leader of L.A.'s organized crime syndicate.

* 1971: Best Song, Shaft


Plot:

We get some funky intro music as we see random construction crews in the city. Finally, we get Isaac Hayes singing. A phone call wakes him, time to pick up a guy. Truck, Isaac’s character’s name, is having some bad luck. His cat mistook his last clean shirt for a litter box. Ever wanted to hear Chef complain about a cat peeing on his clothes?

Truck and his partner, Jerry, drive to an air force base. They are to pick up Garrity who skipped out on his bail bond and they have an arrest warrant for him. Guards mock them. Truck crashes his car through the gate. One of the guards shoots out a tire. They have to fix it.

Truck and Jerry meet with the base commander who thinks they are being too tough on Garrity. Well, Garrity raped a 13 year old girl. Truck lets the commander decide either he turns over Garrity or the newspapers learn how the air force is harboring a child molester. Garrity is turned over.

Garrity is being taken in. Note to anyone; don’t badmouth a bounty hunter who is bringing you in. Another note, don’t piss of Isaac Hayes. So Truck uncuffs Garrity and beats him like Good Old J.R. might say “beats him like a government mule.”

Garrity is taken to cops. Truck visits his chick that is in jail for shoplifting. Sweet lovin’ would ensue if iron bars weren’t between them. But, she gets out tomorrow.

Truck and Jerry go to the bail bond office. Truck was a football player until he got hurt and became a bounty hunter. Another bondsman, Fogarty, has a job for them. They are driving in Jerry’s wife’s car. Jerry gives in to Truck’s urging to drop the hammer. Only to be caught and ticketed by a policeman.

In a courtroom, Fogarty, Dick Miller!!!, wants them to bring a guy in. The guy is a very dangerous pimp named Gator. Fogarty need Gator brought in if he wants to stay in business. They negotiate a price eventually.

In a beauty salon, Truck finds Dorinda (Nichelle Nichols!!!), tries to find where Gator is. Foul mouthed Uhura ensues. She storms out. Jerry is watching her. A car stops by her; guy slaps her and drives off.

Truck and Jerry follow the car. Jerry is shooting at the car. Gator is trying to escape through a refinery. Gator jumps out of his car before it crashes off a cliff and explodes.

The chase continues on foot at a water treatment plant. Gator manages to steal Jerry’s car, actually, Jerry’s wife’s car. Truck and Jerry hijack a truck to chase Gator. All during the chase, Jerry is worried about his wife’s car being trashed. Gator manages to get the car stuck and has to beat feet.

Gator runs into a bar, paying the barflies to stop Truck and Jerry. Truck rushes into the bar. Bar fight begins in earnest… (all together now ewwwwwwwwwwwww…..) Jerry goes around back, rushes into the bar to help Truck. The barflies are promptly whooped and never would have fought if they knew it was Truck Turner.

Truck and Jerry meet with Duke (Scatman Crothers) retired pimp extraordinary. They try to learn more about Gator. He stole Harvard Blue’s woman. Harvard will take care of him.

Truck and Jerry are on a stakeout. They question a bum; get the info on a dealer. They bust into the guy’s apartment, dangle him out the window to find Gator. They have him set up a meet with Gator.

Gator seems to sampling a white powder when the phone rings for him. The dangled drug dealer has some good stuff for Gator. Gator has a shoot out with Jerry. Truck sneaks around the back of the house. They get the drop on Gator who will pay them to let him go while he’s reaching for his hidden gun. Truck and Jerry perforate Gator.

Crazy topless psycho blonde rushes out and stabs Jerry. Truck takes care of her. He won’t hit a lady. But, will coldcock a beeyotch…

Truck and Jerry get there money from Fogarty. Later, downing a few brews at the bar, while Jerry ponders his mortality. Truck realizes he forgot to pick up Annie. He rushed to pick her up. She’s slightly perturbed. As we hear an Isaac Hayes song plays in the background, we see Truck is all Rico Suavay.


But, baby, you're the only one who means anything to me...
Sweet lovin’ will ensue shortly.

Something that fails to be properly described in words: the pimp funeral. A hearse and a string of caddies follow it. Gator’s hoes pay their last respects as do various pimps pay their respects including a white eye patched pimp. Harvard Blue arrives late. While everyone watches him approach the casket, he spits on Gator’s face and walks off.

After the funeral, Gator’s girls are unsure how Dorinda will run the stable. We get foul-mouthed Uhura ensuing again. She has a deal. At the party slash wake, some pimps offer to buy the stable from her. She meets with Harvard Blue and the others. Dorinda wants Gator avenged. The pimps are interested in going against Truck. The stable comes out. Dorinda introduces each of them and how many tens of thousands of dollars each tricked last year. The pimp that kills Truck gets the stable. Harvard isn’t interested and leaves.

Truck and Annie are talking. He wants her to get a job and quit stealing. Awwww, ain’t love grand.

Couple of construction workers spot them. One guy realizes it’s Truck Turner and runs off. Lone Dummy decides to take Truck on his own. He opens fire. Gunfight ensues but ends with the death of the Lone Dummy.


Here's a gun I borrowed from Dirty Harry..

Truck and Annie head to their apartment. Harvard is waiting there. He warns Truck to get out of town quick and leaves. Annie is scared by all of this.

Eye patch Pimp and Harvard plan what to do. Eye patch is worried about Truck. But, Harvard has “insurance.”

Truck and Annie are in bed. He has to put the cat out on the fire escape. Guy tries killing him. A chase ensues to roof. Truck easily takes care of the would-be assassin. He also gets the other shooter skulking about.

Dorinda is talking with a pimp who has decided to quit trying to whack Truck. Harvard arrives, only pimp left to take care of Truck. But, she’ll have to agree to his deal which she does.

Harvard meets with the “insurance company” a group of hired killers. They are to eliminate Truck.

Nate, the bail bondsman, is snatched by Harvard. He wants Truck called. Nate has been beaten pretty badly. Nate calls Truck about a job in the middle of the night. Truck calls Jerry to meet him at Nate’s office. Jerry gets there first and is shot repeatedly. This is all bait to trap Truck.

Eye patch is to lead Truck to Harvard.

At the hospital, Truck and Annie visit Nate. Truck is told that Harvard Blue is behind everything. A police detective talks with Truck, apparently, Nate didn’t tell the cops anything. Truck is going to avenge Jerry.

Trucks apartment has been ransacked. And worse than that, the cat has been hanged. They hanged his cat!!! This time it’s personal… Annie is terrified at this point. They leave and are followed.

Truck wants Annie to go off until this is taken care of. Truck is going to avenge Jerry. Truck spots the car following them and decides to go shopping.

A the store, he has her try on some dresses. Truck loads her purse with perfume bottles. He wants her to wear one of the dresses out, and will take care of the bill. He sics a security guard on her as she’s leaving. The guard finds the stuff in her purse. Truck sneaks off. Annie is taken away by the cops.

Truck visits the Eye patched pimp to find Harvard. Finally, Eye patch reveals where Harvard is hiding.

The hit men are ready at the house. Truck realizes it is a trap, skulking about. Let the gunfight ensue. Let all fall before the might of Isaac Hayes!!!

Back at the hospital, Truck visits Nate. Only Harvard is left. He gives Nate Jerry’s gun. Harvard and his lackeys storm the hospital. A gunfight through hospital hallways and floors and surgery rooms ensues. Shaft-like instrumental music plays in the background. Harvard has moppet human shield, demanding Truck to quit hiding.

Harvard is using the elevator to make his getaway. Truck manages to wing him in the leg. The moppet escapes. Harvard hobbles away outside. Truck shoots him in the chest. We get the Harvard Blue death shuffle. One of the worst parts of the movie is showing Harvard Blue from the head only as we get a shaky cam like too many crappy music videos. Truck follows him as he gets in his cars slumps over the steering wheel before dying.

Back at Dorinda’s stable, Truck arrives hauling her skankish-booty around. She is get out of town or Truck will take care of her like Harvard. She offers to let him run the stable, angling for her hidden gun. He automatically knows and warns her. She ignores the warning and is killed. She’d dead, Jim!!!

Later, Annie is released. Truck is waiting for her. He explains he had her arrested for her own good. He runs through every man excuse known. ”I love you. I need you.” Etc…Truck has a kitten for her. This warms Annie’s heart. Ain’t love grand? They drive through the city to a funky instrumental.


What I say:

The idea of compiling a list of manly men should have Isaac Hayes on the top ten. Because, this is one of the coolest guys to ever live. Yes, his career has had some ups and downs. He sort of vanished in the early 80s after playing the Duke in Escape from New York. But, one of his most strange appearances is guest shot on the A-Team when they were hired by Rick James(!) to help him. Think about that for a minute. We had a televison show that had Mr. T, Isaac Hayes, and Rick James(!) together.

The late 80s and early 90s weren't especially good for him either, costarring a string of low-budget movies. But, sometimes, things work out stranger than anyone can imagine. How, Trey Parker and Matt Stone managed to get him as the voice of Chef boggles me out of my headskull. But, they did which has led to a new generation discovering him. And, who doesn't enjoy hearing him sing and play a animated version of Shaft as a school cook? At one point, he was considered to play Shaft instead of Richard Roundtree. But, something fell through. So, the closest we ever get to Isaac Hayes as Shaft is Truck Turner. And, there is nothing wrong with one of the more entertaining Blaxsploitation movies

Yaphet Kotto is one of those actors that never really had a breakthrough role despite having a tremendous amount of talent. He is in the same category as Ernie "4th Ghostbuster" Hudson. But, you’ve probably seen several of his movies. Alien, Live and Let Die, Running Man. Unfortunately, he has a bad record of dying in his movies. I can’t think of a movie off the top of my head where he survives. Any movie he survives he is in a supporting role.

Foul-mouthed Uhura from Star Trek. This definitely shows that Nichelle Nichols can do more than be tossed around the bridge of the starship Enterprise. This was probably her effort to try to break out of the Uhura mold she was cast into after Star Trek. And for the most part, Nichelle seems to have been trapped as Uhura. I don't think she would have played a foul-mouthed madame in every movie. But, it is a shame she never was able to really demonstrate her acting chops. Several of the original crew have been in R-rated movies. But, I can’t really think any of them doing anything so raunchy. We expect to see Shatner play an egomaniac with Shatnerian pauses. Ever expect to see Walter Koenig do a standup routine like Andrew “Dice” Clay?

I haven’t watched this movie since going through the Shaft movies and even Cleopatra Jones. If you read any review of any Blaxsploitation movie from the early to mid 70s, you’ll get at least one comment about the extended driving scenes. Each movie could have at least 5 minutes cut out and not lose anything. And Truck Turner is no different.

We get a good buddy pic with Isaac Hayes and Alan Weeks. They seem to actually like each other. We get a few times like when Hayes talks Alan into dropping the hammer on the car and both of them get the giggles when the cop tickets them. Part of what really helped Lethal Weapon movies was the buddy vibe we got from Mel Gibson and Danny Glover. I get that vibe from this movie.

Very few movies have shootouts in hospitals. I can think of one other that is truly epic in this respect. Hard Boiled. John Woo’s epic cops versus arms dealers. That was the first Hong Kong action movie I ever saw. But, the shootout in Truck Turner doesn’t have the entire stylized feel of an Asian action movie.

The DVD box mentions that the director Jonathan Kaplan also directed Unlawful Entry. He also did Project X, the Matthew Broderick monkey movie and the Accused, the Jodie Foster movie where she battles the legal system after being raped. This guy has directed a few Roger Corman movies, too. It's safe to say this guy has a wide spectrum of films.

No kung fu. But, with Isaac Hayes’s fists flying, you don’t need it. As much as I love Kung Fu movies, I have never seen an actual fight break into a kung fu battle. Of course, seeing two guys screaming out the fight movies and toss energy waves around would probably get me to want to see fights.

Truck Turner is a great vehicle (pardon the pun) to show how Isaac Hayes could have been an action star of the mid 70s. He had the charisma to play the suave azz-kicking hero…There was a good supporting cast: Dick Miller, Scatman Crothers…It is a shame we never got to see Truck Turner 2: The Turning (I’m not apologizing for that pun.)



4 1/2 NINJAS

Quotable Dialogue

“There are some pimps in some graves. Who blew those pimps away?”
“Well, I knew you had to be stupid to be a skip tracer.”
“Want to find a rooster, gotta check out the hens.”
“He’s a dog among pimps.”
“There’s a pimp civil war blooming.”
“It’s your turn to be the bad guy.”
“Grow wings Superfly.”
“Tell her a frog peed on your arm.”
“It’s Fort Knox in panties.”


Morals of the Story

Guys sleep wearing gun holsters.
Don't insult bounty hunters who have you handcuffed and look at least 3 times tougher than you...
Judges can’t order people to be quiet in their courtrooms.
Rainbowed colored wigs are a necessity for clown hookers.
KFC will get you lucky.
Isaac Hayes with a purse is inconspicious.
LA police don’t really care if bounty hunters shoot multiple guys.