Where Have All The Flowers Gone? Lost them. Long time ago. Please contact with info.
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Succulent Succubus seeks same.
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Marbles Lost. Small purple bag with golden stitching. Approx. 20. Cat's Eye has a scratch.
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Mustard Found in driveway. Unopened, label scratched. Appears to be French's. Call to claim.
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Missing: Sense of Purpose
Lost in conjunction with loss of sense of self. Last seen during tent meeting in Mississippi.
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Found: Creeping sense of impending doom. Please claim.
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Box of Stuff, Don't Know What To Do With It. Ideas? Chewbacca doll, old t-shirts, some velcro.
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Stop Calling Me! Are you the Heavy Breather who fills up my personals inbox? Call yourself "Ron?" Please screw off.
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Goldfish To Good Home. Cute, if pugnacious, "Rudy" is very affectionate and likes clean water. Large, puffy lips.
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