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Candidates Clarify Stance On Processing Illegal Immigrants Into Luggage
AIMES, Iowa
Patrick Buchanan stirred the campaign for the Republican presidential nomination to life on Saturday
after recommending that captured illegal immigrants be processed into consumer goods such as handbags and
tasteful cutlery.
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