Subterranean Issue #1


Terra Nova's Underground Intelligencer - Issue #1 9/26/02
Articles Dante Alighieri Arthur Dent Jesus Jones Thomas Paine Other Authors Contact Us! Letter to the Editor Dante Alighieri Arthur Dent Jesus Jones Thomas Paine	The Subterranean: Birth of a Revolution You've just picked up this paper, and you're wondering, "What the hell is this thing? Who are these people writing this stuff? Why should I waste my precious time reading this - after all, I could be playing "Snake" on my cell phone!" Sit back, my friends, and let me tell you a little story… More... Deuces Wild The following article was typed last year and subsequently shredded by Administration. It appears in its entirety, the author requesting anonymity. Enjoy. Contact Us! Please, let us know what you think...even if you hated it. If you have any feedback, any scoops, corrections, or want to write for us, TheSubterraneanTN@yahoo.com Disclaimer This paper is not sponsored by, nor is it affiliated with Terra Nova High School, JUHSD, or the State of California. It was not written on school campus or with school resources, but rather crafted independently by anonymous members of the Fourth Estate. Catch us if you can.	Pathetic, Anyone? If our last senior class meeting was a restaurant, what they served was the usual: gentle scolding with a side of congratulations. The administration reminded students that the future is now, and then Senior Class Advisor Peita Ramos and Senior Class President Tiffany Zammit talked about Senior Ball. The latter speaker called the class "pathetic" for failing to put forth the effort to raise money for the all-important dance. The statements made seemed well-intentioned; after all, it's our last prom. What could be more important than that? The answer to that question came the following Friday: Lunch. More... Keep Your Rules off my Body! It's the first day of school. You walk into Teacher X's room, find a seat, and wait for the final bell to ring. Once it does, Teacher X starts in with the syllabus and the classroom rules. Top of the list: No eating in class. No drinking in class. No trips to the bathroom. Bottom line: forget you're a human being and deny your biological needs. More... Regular Features Waxing Poetic... Random Rants Loser of the Week Every week, we're going to nominate one special individual for this prestigious award. Drumroll, please… This week's winner is JOSH ALLEN - sophomore who decided he belonged with his cool senior friends in Wednesday's senior picture. 2003 Yearbook Staff thanks the very brilliant Josh for his $120 donation to the Yearbook Pizza Fund! Say Cheese!	Archive Back Issues Why? Cartoons Poetry Random Rants Disclaimers Losers and Kudos of the Week Letters to the Editor Editor's Notes Picture of the Week

Terra Nova's Underground Intelligencer - Issue #1 9/26/02

The Subterranean: Birth of a Revolution

You've just picked up this paper, and you're wondering, "What the hell is this thing? Who are these people writing this stuff? Why should I waste my precious time reading this - after all, I could be playing "Snake" on my cell phone!" Sit back, my friends, and let me tell you a little story… More...

Deuces Wild

The following article was typed last year and subsequently shredded by Administration. It appears in its entirety, the author requesting anonymity. Enjoy.

Contact Us!

Please, let us know what you think...even if you hated it. If you have any feedback, any scoops, corrections, or want to write for us,
TheSubterraneanTN@yahoo.com

Disclaimer

This paper is not sponsored by, nor is it affiliated with Terra Nova High School, JUHSD, or the State of California. It was not written on school campus or with school resources, but rather crafted independently by anonymous members of the Fourth Estate. Catch us if you can.

Pathetic, Anyone?

If our last senior class meeting was a restaurant, what they served was the usual: gentle scolding with a side of congratulations. The administration reminded students that the future is now, and then Senior Class Advisor Peita Ramos and Senior Class President Tiffany Zammit talked about Senior Ball. The latter speaker called the class "pathetic" for failing to put forth the effort to raise money for the all-important dance. The statements made seemed well-intentioned; after all, it's our last prom. What could be more important than that? The answer to that question came the following Friday: Lunch. More...

Keep Your Rules off my Body!

It's the first day of school. You walk into Teacher X's room, find a seat, and wait for the final bell to ring. Once it does, Teacher X starts in with the syllabus and the classroom rules. Top of the list: No eating in class. No drinking in class. No trips to the bathroom. Bottom line: forget you're a human being and deny your biological needs. More...

Regular Features

Waxing Poetic...

Random Rants

Loser of the Week
Every week, we're going to nominate one special individual for this prestigious award. Drumroll, please…

This week's winner is JOSH ALLEN - sophomore who decided he belonged with his cool senior friends in Wednesday's senior picture. 2003 Yearbook Staff thanks the very brilliant Josh for his $120 donation to the Yearbook Pizza Fund! Say Cheese!