Subterranean Issue #2


Terra Nova's Underground Intelligencer - Issue #2 10/3/02
Articles Dante Alighieri Arthur Dent Jesus Jones Thomas Paine Other Authors Contact Us! Letter to the Editor Dante Alighieri Arthur Dent Jesus Jones Thomas Paine	The Buzz Well, Terra Nova, it has been quite a week. After considerable planning, we released the first issue of The Subterranean, and what an adventure it was. Although we now recognize that we did not get the full story regarding Mrs. Ramos and the luncheon (only what was the full story at the time of printing), we are quite pleased with your response to this periodical. More... They're Just Fucking Words! In the last week, I have overheard or been told by many that The Subterranean should not be swearing if it wishes to be regarded as a respectable publication. As one responsible for many of the "dirty words," and since this is a topic about which I feel strongly, I am thus compelled to respond to the concerns personally. More... Editors' Notes Camille Guiriba's last name was misspelled in last week's issue ("Pathetic, Anyone") The Subterranean will be taking a two-week hiatus, during which time we will be busy working on future issues and, God-willing, sleeping! All submissions become property of The Subterranean and may be edited for grammar Contact Us! Let us know what you think...even if you hated it. If you have any feedback, scoops, corrections, or want to write for us, email: TheSubterraneanTN@yahoo.com You all know losers...now's your chance to out them! Send in your nominations today! Disclaimer Not a single word of this paper is sponsored by or affiliated with any organization, anywhere, on the entire planet. Nay, in the entire Solar System. This week's issue has been brought to you by The Letter F and The Number 2. So who are we? You only think you know.	Follow-up It has been a mere week since the first issue of The Subterranean hit your desktops, and created a flurry at Terra Nova. A featured article in the periodical, entitled "Pathetic, Anyone?" generated the outcry from many members of leadership that the facts were confused, the article moot. At this juncture, all concerns to which we were alerted will be addressed. More... A Call to End Compulsory Education School, according to State law, is mandatory. Unless you're a major criminal, and hence locked up, you have no choice but to go to school. While it makes sense to require young children to attend school (they, after all, can't legally hold down jobs), it does not make sense to force students over the age of 16 to continue to go to a place which they do not want to go, especially if it is not meeting their needs. More... Regular Features Waxing Poetic... Random Rants NEW FEATURE! Kudos of the Week is designed to recognize those individuals who make positive contributions to TN. -This week's honorees are Marni Malone and Vivian Aragon-Stout. These two tree-huggers take time out of their days to save the planet from excess plastic and aluminum by personally recycling all of your empty bottles and cans! Good job! Back by popular demand...Loser of the Week! -This week's designee is Jeneea Cardera for talking about her sex life loudly in class. Congratulations. You have one. Have a cookie and shut the hell up!	Archive Back Issues Why? Cartoons Poetry Random Rants Disclaimers Losers and Kudos of the Week Letters to the Editor Editor's Notes Picture of the Week

Terra Nova's Underground Intelligencer - Issue #2 10/3/02

The Buzz

Well, Terra Nova, it has been quite a week. After considerable planning, we released the first issue of The Subterranean, and what an adventure it was. Although we now recognize that we did not get the full story regarding Mrs. Ramos and the luncheon (only what was the full story at the time of printing), we are quite pleased with your response to this periodical. More...

They're Just Fucking Words!

In the last week, I have overheard or been told by many that The Subterranean should not be swearing if it wishes to be regarded as a respectable publication. As one responsible for many of the "dirty words," and since this is a topic about which I feel strongly, I am thus compelled to respond to the concerns personally. More...

Editors' Notes

Camille Guiriba's last name was misspelled in last week's issue ("Pathetic, Anyone")
The Subterranean will be taking a two-week hiatus, during which time we will be busy working on future issues and, God-willing, sleeping!
All submissions become property of The Subterranean and may be edited for grammar

Contact Us!

Let us know what you think...even if you hated it. If you have any feedback, scoops, corrections, or want to write for us, email: TheSubterraneanTN@yahoo.com
You all know losers...now's your chance to out them! Send in your nominations today!

Disclaimer

Not a single word of this paper is sponsored by or affiliated with any organization, anywhere, on the entire planet. Nay, in the entire Solar System. This week's issue has been brought to you by The Letter F and The Number 2. So who are we? You only think you know.

Follow-up

It has been a mere week since the first issue of The Subterranean hit your desktops, and created a flurry at Terra Nova. A featured article in the periodical, entitled "Pathetic, Anyone?" generated the outcry from many members of leadership that the facts were confused, the article moot. At this juncture, all concerns to which we were alerted will be addressed. More...

A Call to End Compulsory Education

School, according to State law, is mandatory. Unless you're a major criminal, and hence locked up, you have no choice but to go to school. While it makes sense to require young children to attend school (they, after all, can't legally hold down jobs), it does not make sense to force students over the age of 16 to continue to go to a place which they do not want to go, especially if it is not meeting their needs. More...

Regular Features

Waxing Poetic...

Random Rants

NEW FEATURE!

Kudos of the Week is designed to recognize those individuals who make positive contributions to TN.
-This week's honorees are Marni Malone and Vivian Aragon-Stout. These two tree-huggers take time out of their days to save the planet from excess plastic and aluminum by personally recycling all of your empty bottles and cans! Good job!

Back by popular demand...Loser of the Week!
-This week's designee is Jeneea Cardera for talking about her sex life loudly in class. Congratulations. You have one. Have a cookie and shut the hell up!