We have dedicated this issue to addressing topics of a more personal nature - things we often think, but rarely discuss
The Tenth Circle
Ever had the worst day of your life? Of course you have -- everyone has. You know…that day where Murphy's Law is in full swing, and every wrong, painful, fucked-up thing that could happen does. More...
Such a Pretty Face…
"You have such a pretty face" has got to be the worst "compliment" anyone has ever given me, mostly because of the second half of the statement which most people omit...except for my bitch of a grandmother, but hey...at least she's honest. She says what others are only thinking: "You have such a pretty face -- if only you weren't fat." More...
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This week's issue of The Subterranean was completed by a roving band of midgets. We, the miniature nomads of this great school, are not affiliated in any manner with TN, JUHSD, or CA. How could we be? We're midgets, after all. Unappreciated midgets. Damn you, Terra Nova! Sponsor us! Small people have feelings, too!
On Being Depressed
Depression is like being drafted. It isn't your choice, you're scared as hell, you have to fight to stay alive, and after it's all over, you don't really want to talk about it. More...
But He Loves Me
Slightly over a year ago, I got with a wonderful guy. My friends didn't know him, but I didn't worry - I was a confident girl who didn't take crap from anyone, let alone a dumb guy. Sadly, none of us knew how emotionally abusive he was. More...
Regular Features
Loser of the Week*
-This week's honoree is Evan Dixon for repeatedly ripping down
yearbook posters in the hallways. Please find another way to carry out
your noble plan to topple the dastardly Yearbook Empire. May the force
be with you…
Kudos of the Week
-We wish to commend Jennifer Hollander for trying to start a literary
magazine and implement a faculty-recognition program. Keep fighting the
good fight, and don't let the curmudgeonly nay-sayers get you down.
*Note
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