Subterranean Issue #6


Terra Nova's Underground Intelligencer - Issue #6 11/27/02
Articles Dante Alighieri Arthur Dent Jesus Jones Thomas Paine Other Authors Contact Us! Letter to the Editor Dante Alighieri Arthur Dent Jesus Jones Thomas Paine	Power of the Parent 101 Ponder: there exist, here at Terra Nova, teachers who actually teach. One may not believe it given some of the ranting in this paper, but there are a good number of men and women who come to work and don't just do their jobs - they become their jobs. More... Brilliant Dropouts Every single day, I hear students in the classrooms and corridors of Terra Nova lament that "I'm never going to need to know this stuff outside of school. This is such a waste of time!" One might respond that these students are simply whining and should get over it. However, I'd like to set the record straight and join the dirge of the masses. More... Editors' Notes Yes, Yes our old website sucked. Our all-new website is a vast improvement from our last piece of junk, complete with the latest issue, text-on-screen, as well as archives of all articles, rants, poems, and toons. Glad you like it - the Mystery WebHead. In Issue 4, as always, we misspelled a name. As it turns out, Chris Gonzales is not an annoying asshole. Chris Gonzalez, however, is. Tiffany Zammit. There. In our Loser of the Week Poll, the voice of the people has voted overwhelmingly to keep the feature. Please note that it is not meant to criticize people - merely their actions. We all fuck up. Enjoy Thanksgiving. It's one of the few holidays Hallmark hasn't completely ruined. Contact Us! Keep sending us your feedback and submissions. This paper is nothing without its readers. Drop us a line, at TheSubterraneanTN@yahoo.com Disclaimer This paper is written and sponsored in full by Terra Nova High School, JUHSD, and the State of California. Every word herein is property of the Terra Nova administration, and the paper was written and photocopied on campus. If there are any problems with the content, please feel free to sue them...err...us. (It's opposite day)	Beautiful Terra Nova... When I set out to write this article, I thought I'd be writing about some of the dirty and disgusting classrooms I'd seen around campus. Legendary amongst students and custodial staff, these classrooms aren't just dirty - they're garbage heaps of rotting food and trash stuffed on shelves or wedged between books. More... Regular Features Waxing Poetic... Random Rants Letters to the Editor Loser of the Week Terra Nova's sixth ever Loser of the Week is Don Blasingame. Props to the bearded chap who has made a personal vow to catch and expose the shadowy students behind The Subterranean. I can just imagine him staying up into the wee hours of the morning, laughing in the darkness as he tries to discover our identities. Muahahahaha. Don't you have papers to grade, or something? Kudos of the Week This week's Kudos of the Week goes to Terra Nova's very own Quiz Kids, Sky Corbelli, Pons T.L. Materum III, and Nils Palsson. Not only did they show sad little Pescadero High School who Daddy is, they handed them their ass by a margin of 230 points. Bravo. They play Menlo-Atherton (undefeated three-year champions) on February 8, 2003. Many people have expressed grief, regarding Issue 5 as a depressing sob-story. "Don't we have anything nice to say?" To these people, we offer this: a picture of a pretty bunny...	Archive Back Issues Why? Cartoons Poetry Random Rants Disclaimers Losers and Kudos of the Week Letters to the Editor Editor's Notes Picture of the Week

Terra Nova's Underground Intelligencer - Issue #6 11/27/02

Power of the
Parent 101

Ponder: there exist, here at Terra Nova, teachers who actually teach. One may not believe it given some of the ranting in this paper, but there are a good number of men and women who come to work and don't just do their jobs - they become their jobs. More...

Brilliant Dropouts

Every single day, I hear students in the classrooms and corridors of Terra Nova lament that "I'm never going to need to know this stuff outside of school. This is such a waste of time!" One might respond that these students are simply whining and should get over it. However, I'd like to set the record straight and join the dirge of the masses. More...

Editors' Notes

Yes, Yes our old website sucked. Our all-new website is a vast improvement from our last piece of junk, complete with the latest issue, text-on-screen, as well as archives of all articles, rants, poems, and toons.
Glad you like it - the Mystery WebHead.
In Issue 4, as always, we misspelled a name. As it turns out, Chris Gonzales is not an annoying asshole. Chris Gonzalez, however, is.
Tiffany Zammit. There.
In our Loser of the Week Poll, the voice of the people has voted overwhelmingly to keep the feature. Please note that it is not meant to criticize people - merely their actions. We all fuck up.
Enjoy Thanksgiving. It's one of the few holidays Hallmark hasn't completely ruined.

Contact Us!

Keep sending us your feedback and submissions. This paper is nothing without its readers. Drop us a line, at
TheSubterraneanTN@yahoo.com

Disclaimer

This paper is written and sponsored in full by Terra Nova High School, JUHSD, and the State of California. Every word herein is property of the Terra Nova administration, and the paper was written and photocopied on campus. If there are any problems with the content, please feel free to sue them...err...us. (It's opposite day)

Beautiful Terra Nova...

When I set out to write this article, I thought I'd be writing about some of the dirty and disgusting classrooms I'd seen around campus. Legendary amongst students and custodial staff, these classrooms aren't just dirty - they're garbage heaps of rotting food and trash stuffed on shelves or wedged between books. More...

Regular Features

Waxing Poetic...

Random Rants

Letters to the Editor

Loser of the Week
Terra Nova's sixth ever Loser of the Week is Don Blasingame. Props to the bearded chap who has made a personal vow to catch and expose the shadowy students behind The Subterranean. I can just imagine him staying up into the wee hours of the morning, laughing in the darkness as he tries to discover our identities. Muahahahaha. Don't you have papers to grade, or something?

Kudos of the Week
This week's Kudos of the Week goes to Terra Nova's very own Quiz Kids, Sky Corbelli, Pons T.L. Materum III, and Nils Palsson. Not only did they show sad little Pescadero High School who Daddy is, they handed them their ass by a margin of 230 points. Bravo. They play Menlo-Atherton (undefeated three-year champions) on February 8, 2003.

Many people have expressed grief, regarding Issue 5 as a depressing sob-story. "Don't we have anything nice to say?" To these people, we offer this: a picture of a pretty bunny...