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Reaper of the Cards tends the graveyard
Isis is also watching the graveyard
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Isis: The fate of the world depends on you, Yugi Moto |
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Yugi enters from stage left
Enter Kaiba from stage right
Isis: Let the duel commence! Kaiba VERSUS Yugi
Yugi: I will save the world with this deck of cards!
(Yugi does a heroic pose)
Kaiba/Yugi: Lets DUEL! |
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Yugi: I summon.... Pikachu?
(Pikachu gets thrown at Yugi and hits him)
Piiiiiiiiiiika! chu! (Pikachu squeal)
No! I want my Black Magician!
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Kaiba: Hehehehehe. How typical!
I summon my BEWD!
Now, attack with White Lightning!
(Black Magician takes a hit and is escorted by Reaper of the Cards to the Graveyard)
Yugi: Oh no! My Black Magician!
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Kaiba: I'll also play the Time Limit card!
If you can't beat me in 1 minute, I will win this duel!
Time Limit graphic is Time Wizard
Effect: Victory will go to the player of this card if not defeated on 1 minute |
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Yugi: Yes! I play Reborn the Monster,
and bring back my Black Magician!
Yugi: Now, I play Fanservice!
With my Black Magician on the field,
that means I summon Black Magician Girl!
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(Cue Country Musume - Irropoi Onna Sexy Baby 0:00 ~ 0:10)
Fanservice graphic is Black Magician Girl
Effect: Summon scantily clad Duel Monster to the field |
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Kaiba: Hold it!
Reveal US Censorship!
Your BMG shows too much skin and must leave the game!
BMG covers her top and skirt in embarassment
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US Censorship graphic is a censored Black Magician Girl
Effect: Remove any scantily clad Duel Monsters from play. |
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Yugi: I'll counter your Censorship with Hong Kong Bootleg! |
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HK Bootleg graphic is a Green Eyes White Dragon, ala subtitles
Effect: Bypasses effects of US Censorship
Side Effect: Changes names of monsters because of subtitling,
Blue Eyes White Dragon is now Green Eyes White Dragon |
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Yugi: Then I play Dealer's Room Line!
Now your Blue Eyes will take 3 turns to walk over to attack me!
Dealer's Room Line graphic is a AX02 line picture
Effect: Delay opponent from attacking for three turns |
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Kaiba: You don't stand a chance! Go Crush Card!
Your Black Magician Girl will have a crush on your Black Magician
and he won't be able to do anything! |
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Crush Card graphic is Toon Gemini Elf
Effect: Duel Monsters with over 1500 attack are restricted from play |
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Yugi: No so fast!
I play Cute but Pointless Mascot!
Kaiba: NOOOOO! Too cute.
Anime Mascot negates the effects of Crush Card as BMG now latches onto the Kuribo |
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Anime Mascot graphic is Kuribo
Effect: Puts two Kuribo into play and cancels effects of Crush |
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Kaiba: I play Peace Bond!
(Kaiba snickers)
Isis peace bonds the magician's staffs together |
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Peace Bond is Toon World Safety
Restricts Duel Monsters with weapons from attacking
And annoying them alot in the process |
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Isis: Your time is almost up.
(Yugi draws)
Yugi: Yes! I play the Title Character card!
Title Character graphic is Order of the Pharoah
Effect: Instant win for duelists named Yugi |
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Kaiba: What's that?
Isis: Will the one after whom this game is named please step forward.
(Yugi steps forward)
Isis: I declare you the winner of this duel.
Kaiba: Noooooooo!
Yugi: Yes! So what do I win?
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(Isis gives Yugi a bag and bows.)
(Yugi sorts through the prize bag)
Yugi: Some DVD's of anime i've never heard of,
Yugi: an 8 x 10 glossy of convention personality Darryl Hwang?
Yugi: and plushie pelting!
Yugi: uhhh, Plushie pelting?
(Yugi gets pelted by all the plushies)
The rest of the cast walks out to "Bangles - Walk like an Egyptian" |
