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AGSMA at FC 2001
A Few Clow Cards Short of a Deck
The script and the character profiles are here
The script is crazy and quite musical
With plenty of inside jokes, but it really needs to be seen
To do it justice

Character Profiles
Card Captor Sakura
Li Syaoran Li Syaoran
Transfer student from Hong Kong
Despises Keroberos, that stuffed animal
Wields a sword, incantation cards, lasin board
And his own set of Clow Cards.
He is in pursuit of more Clow Cards
Tomoyo Daidouji Tomoyo Daidouji
Best friend to Sakura Kinomoto
Quite observant and well mannered
Daughter to a Rich Family of Toy Makers
Equipped with the latest in video recording
Touya Kinomoto Touya Kinomoto
Upperclassman at Tomoeda
Sakura's big brother that teases her to no end
Also possess empathic powers
Yukito Tsukishiro Yukito Tsukishiro
Upperclassman at Tomoeda
Best friends with Touya
Eats with a never ending stomach
Well mannered and polite
Nakuru Akizuki Nakuru Akizuki
Upperclassman at Tomoeda
She loooooooooooves to glomp Touya.
Eriol Hiiragizawa Eriol Hiiragizawa
Transfer student from England
Rival Sorceror to Li Syaoran
Quiet, Devious and Cynical.
Frankly Creepy
Kero Girl Kero Girl
Used to be Guardian Beast of the Seal
Whose cards include the Light and the Firey
But a mishap with the Fanservice card transforms Kero-chan into Kero-CHAN.

We now interrupt this transmission for....
Gratuitous Kero Girl Pictures!
Kero Girl Kero Girl Kero Girl Kero Girl Kero Girl

Card Captor Sakura
Group Photos
Sakura and Touya Cute little Sara
As Card Captor Sakura
And Wayne
As Touya
Sara: Oniichan!
Sleepers The Upperclassmen at Tomoeda School
Showing their typical day in class
Group Picture Group Shot of the entire
A Few Clow Cards Short of a Full Deck
Card Captor Team
Group Picture Group Shot without Touya
In the infamous Green Room
Group Picture Add on Touya, Ready to do the "Love Machine"
Group Picture Li and Touya picking on Kero
Despite a pouty Kero Girl


The Script to A Few Clow Cards Short of a Full Deck
Sign Quotes/Li's Notes

Li Syaoran's thoughts:
This will be a retelling of the script of A Few Clow Cards Short of a Full Deck, with a CardCaptor point of view! Double Cross! Violence! Magic! Dance! Seduction! Greed! It's all here!

The Cast (in order of appearance)
The Little Card
Tomoyo Daidouji/Madison Taylor
Yukito Tsukishiro/Julian Star
Touya Kinomoto/Tory Avalon
Eriol Hiiragizawa/Eric
Nakuru Akizuki/Natalie
Li Syaoran/Li Showron woo woo! yay!
Kero-girl

Emcee: On a sunny day at Tomoeda School

Dark Stage
Little brings a large Clow Card and the Kero plushy and plants them on stage
She continues to hold the large Clow Card
Soundtrack starts:
Tomoyo comes from stage left, waves and starts her filming.
Then upper classmen, Yukito and Touya walk on from stage right.
Yukito is carrying a large brown paper grocery bag and they both eat stuff from out of it.
Eriol, Nakuru and Suppy come on from stage left.
Touya's back is to Nakuru
And before he knows it Nakuru glomps on to Touya
Nakuru: Touya-kun!
Li comes on stage with his Lasin board to find a Clow Card he's detected
The Lasin board points at the Clow Card guarded by Little Card.
Eriol detects the Clow Card too and sends Nakuru after it.
Li and Nakuru both chase after the Clow Card
Little Card is frightened and runs away
Li manages to take control of the card but accidentally hits Kero with it.
Touya, also annoyed by Kero's presence sets Kero up like a football.
Li boots Kero offstage (to stage right).
Eriol challenges Li for the Fanservice card and casts Voice card, changing everyone to American Dub.
The VOICE
Everyone except Eriol, Nakuru and Suppy are affected by the dub change to horrible American translated names.
Tomoyo, Li, Touya, Yukito all cringe as the Cardcaptors US theme plays.
Li trades his Lasin board for his Enchanted sword at this time.
The world slows down at "Expect the unexpected now"
Repeat the Expect the unexpected NOW a few times as Kerogirl walks out from stage right
Kero girl reclaims the Clow Card and reveals it to be:
The Fanservice Card, and she shows it off.
The FANSERVICE
Eriol and Li are both stunned.
Now both want claim to Kero Girl and the Fanservice Card
Li casts Dark on Kero Girl
The DARK
Yukito runs up and puts the paper bag over Kero girl's head
Eriol casts Light on Kero Girl
The LIGHT
Kero Girl takes off the grocery bag
The Light Dark Sequence was originally placed after the Shot Card sequence but due to airtime, we moved it up
Li casts Song Card to annoy Eriol, and to try to entice Kero Girl to Li's side.
Touya walks up and shows the audience the Song Card
The SONG
Cue Love Machine by Morning Musume
Touya puts on some sunglasses and takes off his jacket and tie to seduce Kero girl to Li's side.
Touya's dance sequence was completely freelance and Kero Girl did not honestly know what to expect
Before she gets a chance to,
Eriol casts Shot Card
The SHOT
Cue She Bangs by Ricky Martin
Eriol controls Kero Girl and on the lyrics of
"She Bangs" he commands Kero Girl to punch (which Li blocks with his sword)
On "She Moves" he commands Kero Girl to dodge Li's attacks.
Flustered, Li drops his sword
Spits on his hands and rolls up his sleeves, and cricks his neck to get ready for the ultimate power.
Li: "Alright Eriol. Now I have to use the most POWERFUL card ever created by Clow Reed!"
"Force know my plight, release the light!" CREDIT CARD!"
Li reveals that he has a VISA card and Kero girl comes running toward him.
The VISA
Cue I Want Money by Calloway
Touya: "Visa, it's everywhere she wants to be"
Eriol whips out a Credit Card of his own. American Express
The AMERICAN EXPRESS
Nakuru: "One Kero girl....Priceless"
Tomoyo: "But Fanime doesn't accept American Express!"
Fanime really doesn't accept American Express
Li leaves with Kero Girl and the Fanservice Card.
Eriol isn't hurt, and leaves the stage with Nakuru and Suppy.
Tomoyo looks around and discovers a stray Clow Card on the ground and reveals it at the cue of
"WOO!"
Cue Groovy by Hirose Koumi
The card is revealed to the audience as the Yaoi Card
The YAOI
She shows it to Touya, who freaks and runs off stage
She shows it to Yukito who looks smug, and slowly follows in Touya's direction
Previous editions called for them to leave on opposite sides of the stage
Previous editions also called for Kero girl to come back stage and jump inanely in the same place with a little spinning globe at her feet during the Groovy! song.
Tomoyo giggles genki and leaves.

The Audio to A Few Clow Cards Short of a Deck
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