Most people think of warm sandy beaches or Elian Gonzalez when they think of Miami, and vacations when they think about Florida, but not this team! We have (not so) fond memories of a really messy break-in and a missile enema for Mickey Mouse when we think of Florida.
The political power plant of the United States is not a place we enjoy visiting. However, we did have a disastrous (albeit somewhat successful) mission in Arlington.
The ISIS main headquarters are located in New York, so we do spend a bit of time there. Luckily, this is a city where we fit right in! Despite our inadequacies, (almost) everybody on the team is able to visit The Big Apple without risking incarceration or worse!
Take Jack to Las Vegas? I would sooner take an alcoholic to an all-you-can-drink happy hour. The result would be the same: ruined lives, death and destruction ...
San FranciscoThere's a certain Inspector Callaghan who would probably prefer it if we never set foot in his city again, but we like to go there every once in a while to keep him on his toes.
We haven't had any recent exploits to Los Angeles, but I think that Hollyweird is the perfect place for us, don't you?
There's a really cool zoo here! We should go.
SeattleDo you really think the birthplace of Grunge rock needs us to visit? (Rossi really wants to go, but honestly, he'll be happy any place that Dude is considered a polite form of address.)
DallasFor some reason, Mr. Cahill doesn't want our team to engage in any activities in Dallas (or anywhere near his home state, for that matter). We have been to other parts of Texas, and believe me, our presence was felt!
AtlantaWhile Ted Turner and the CNN crew think that the sun rises and sets on Atlanta, few of us outside the city's limits agree. We have not been to Atlanta. We will probably not go there willingly, either. And just for the record, we were very happy that Y2K brought a New York Subway Series to the world, just so that CNN would have to acknowledge the existence of New York. (Sorry, you had to know that sooner or later a little social commentary was bound to make it into my writings!)
ChicagoWell, our adventure in Chicago is classic. Read about us at our best!