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Quote of the Year!
"I remember reading a story in second grade called 'Hannah is a Palindrome,' and being disappointed when it wasn't about robots." -- Mary, (7/22)

: January 2004

Kathleen: I'm caffeinated and ready to drive.
Matt: I'm inebriated and ready to say stupid statements.
(1/4), 5 votes

: February 2004

"Gregg makes schedules like birds shit, i.e., indiscriminately and with no consideration for others." -- Alyssa, (2/3)
3 votes

: March 2004

"I usually assume that people are either my age, or younger than me or older than me." -- Kathleen, (3/10)

: April 2004

"My dad only has girl sisters." -- Hoter, (4/4)
1 vote

Kathleen: [The] lowercase is more evil.
Andrew: The lowercase is very vampire writing you a letter.
Kathleen: Dear Bloody One.
Andrew: I vont to suck your blood.
Kathleen: Sincerely, Vampire.
(4/23), 2 votes

: May 2004

"Look at all these parking spaces! I want to put them in my pocket and save them for Christmas." -- Sara, (5/11)

Ben: I have to tell you the first rule of my apartment.
Sara: Don't talk about your apartment?
(5/18), 2 votes

: June 2004

Ally: I'm a big girl now. I'm 23.
Ayanna: I remember 23.
Old guy in elevator: I wish I could.
(6/4), 4 votes

: July 2004

"I remember reading a story in second grade called 'Hannah is a Palindrome,' and being disappointed when it wasn't about robots." -- Mary, (7/22)
6 votes

: August 2004

"I am the opposite of cock blocker. I am the cock receiver!" -- Kathleen, (8/27)
4 votes

: September 2004

"You managed to gross out a person who just ate a whole can of sauerkraut." -- Andrew, 9/12

Kathleen: Those aren't Andrew's feet.
Matt: Yes. That's why they're on your leg and not your face.
(9/15)

: October 2004

"His band made me throw up for the first time in nineteen years." -- Malique, 10/3

: November 2004

"And OUT comes the vodka." -- Skirky, Election Day
4 votes

: December 2004

"He owes me a getting-out-of-a-family-gathering, and I'm thinking I really want to cash it in for Christmas Eve." -- Cassie

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