Dudley, Buh Buh Ray (ne Lomonica, Mark)

Don't let this pretty face fool you.

Vital Information:

AGE:  29

BIRTHDAY:  July 14th

HAIR:  Brown, closely shaven

EYES:  Brown

PLACE OF BIRTH:  Dix Hills, NY

HEIGHT:  6’4"

WEIGHT:  275 lbs.

FINISHING MOVE:  Bubba Cutter/Bubba Bomb

SECRET TALENT:  Painting Fingernails.

GREATEST AMBITION:  To hold the record for seeing Titanic the most times..

 

The TRUE, UNCENSORED Biography, as reported by Scandal staff writer Unholy Altar Girl:

Buh Buh Ray Dudley, or Mark to everyone backstage has an image of a hard ass on camera, but we here at Scandal have found some very interesting things that will shatter that image!

 

 

Mark trying to compose himself after reading his Danielle Steele novel.

 

 On one of our many recon missions (a.k.a Hide and seek with Jim Dotson) we came across Mark reenacting a part out of Swan Lake. Unfortunately (Or was it?) we did not have our camera on us to capture this moment.

Later on in the same night we followed a trail of used Kleenexes to find Mark reading the latest Danielle Steele book sobbing his eyes out. Unable to control our snickers we were immediately caught by Mr. Dotson and thrown out.. Again.

A couple days later posing as room service we discovered Mark in Jeff Hardy’s room painting Jeff’s fingernails and dying his hair with the movie Sleepless in Seattle on the TV.

Our most shocking discovery came while on undercover at a RAW we witnessed Mark in the women’s locker room. We were in awe as we watched him help Kat wit her wig and various people with their costumes while giving Debra advice about how to deal with Steve (Austin)'s problem with not wanting to cuddle after they make love.

Mark dressed up to go see Titanic with the Kat -- his 91st time.

We have successfully exposed the true Mark here. So anytime you see anyone in the WWF with painted nails, more likely than not there is a certain table man behind it.

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