Tazz (ne Seneca, Peter)
All dressed up and lookin' for love.
Vital Information:
AGE: 26
BIRTHDAY: October 11th
HAIR: Brown, closely shaven in a mohawk
EYES: Brown
PLACE OF BIRTH: Red Hook, Brooklyn, NY
HEIGHT: 5'9"
WEIGHT: 240 lbs.
FINISHING MOVE: Tazzmission
SECRET TALENT: Can hotwire a car in 10 seconds flat.
GREATEST AMBITION:
To bring all his ECW lovers to
WWF and have a reunion orgy
The TRUE, UNCENSORED Biography, as reported by Scandal
staff writer Unholy Altar Girl:
Peter has not been in the WWF that long but he has made a name for himself already. No, we’re not talking about in the ring. We at Scandal did some major digging in Peter’s past and came up with a few gems.
If this isn't a compromising position... we don't know what is.
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After
visiting a ECW show and talking to a couple wrestlers that asked to remain
nameless (Cyrus and Mikey Whipwreck) We learned the true reason for Peter
leaving ECW was his long time relationship with Tommy Dreamer had ended
when Tommy found Peter in a compromising position with Raven. It is
rumored that Tommy had a “talk” with ECW owner Paul Heyman and well
the rest is history.
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After
many long nights of investigating we uncovered more startling facts. We
witnessed Peter coming out of Shane McMahon’s hotel room late at night
on many occasions. Almost magically, Raven showed up in the WWF a couple days later.
Coincidence? WE think not! Recently
we witnessed the same activity happening again: Peter coming and going late at
night from the young McMahon’s room does this mean another ECW star (and
a lover of Peter’s) will be coming to the WWF soon? Only time will tell! |
In high school you wore his letterman's jacket -- in wrestling, you wear his crown. |
Tazz and Raven sharing a
romantic dance for the fans.
Did he ever dance with Dreamer? Nooooo.