Chapter 43:Sailortron
Emperor Steve (The Evil Emperor..guy.) Raye, The Quick
Prince Rick (LoTor) Mina, The Agile
General Mike (An evil guy too.) Lita, The Strong
General Greg (Another evil guy.) Amy, The Smart
Princess Serena (The Princess) Darrien.
The future.
On a massive ship shaped like a monstrous looking animal with very large teeth....three figures walked into a large throne room. Sitting a the end of the room on a throne constructed entirely of gems you could see through, was Emperor Steve of the Imperial Empire. The three figures stopped and bowed. The lead figure was Prince Rick, who had a habit of wearing a helmet with an arrow stuck through it as to look like it was going through his head. He looked stupid, but he said it was his good luck charm. Beside him were his two Generals. First was General Mike who once ate an entire cow. There was also General Greg, who thought the Imperial Empire was just like the Rotary club and didn't realize that he would actually have to do military service.
"Well...what news do you bring me?" Steve asked.
"We have located Sailortron my lord," Prince Rick said.
"Really? Where is it?" Steve asked.
"On the Moon my lord."
"The Moon...of course....in fact..that's where it was supposed to be...how about that...."
"My Lord?" Mike asked.
"Yes General?" Steve asked.
"Well...sir...why is Sailortron so important to our plans?" Mike asked.
"I can see you haven't read the bulletins I e-mailed you," Steve muttered. "Prince Rick, tell him."
"Yes sire," Rick said. "Sailortron is the great robot built centuries ago to protect the unverse from evil. It did just that, but then....it disapeared in a mysterious event."
"What kind of mysterious event?" Mike asked.
"Uhm..well..we don't like to talk about it," Rick said.
"Yes, it was quite embarrasing to all those involved," Greg said.
"Please, I'd like to know," Mike said.
"Well..you see...Sailortron once was in the possession of the peaceful people of Earth," Rick said.
"Peaceful people of Earth....come on, they have war somewhere every day," Mike said.
"Relatively peaceful people of Earth," Rick muttered. "Anyway...one day, somewhat evil forces attacked them."
"Somewhat evil forces?" Mike asked.
"Yes, they weren't completely evil, more like just mean..." Greg said.
"Oh, okay," Mike said.
"Anyway, Sailortron rose to fight them..and both sides met in a fierce battle. The only problem was well...someone had left a vortex on and forgotten about it.." Rick said.
"You mean someone left a vortex on like someone would leave a stove on or something?" Mike asked.
"Yes," Greg said. "That's what we mean."
"Both Sailortron and the somewhat evil forces didn't notice it until it was too late, and they all were sucked inside," Rick said.
"But what's so embarrasing about that?" Mike asked.
"Well you see..both sides called a truce because..well..neither of them had anything left to fight with really..but they each sent through a small ship to find out what was on the other side of the vortex...and..well..what was there...was a...a..." Rick said and began to stammer.
"A what?" Mike asked.
"Well.it was a..." Greg stammered.
"It was a dance hall," Steve said.
"A dance hall?" Mike said in shock.
"Yes...the exploration teams discovered the somewhat evil forces and the group that controlled Sailortron engaged in a ball," Steve said. "When discovered...well..Sailortron and the somewhat evil forces fled, never to be seen again..but Sailortron is back and it is the only force in the universe capable of beating us," Steve said.
"Are you really sure about that?" Mike asked. "I mean those communists on Lenix seven are trouble."
"It will never work," Greg said. "The workers do not have enough unity."
"Enough, just accept what I'm saying as the truth so we can move on," Steve said.
"Anyway...this Sailortron has been located on the Moon, so if we can destroy it..well..our victory will be assured," Prince Rick.
"Yes, exactly," Emperor Steve. "You three go to the planet with a bunch of troops and destroy it."
"Yes sire," Rick said and bowed. The other two nodded and bowed too.
Meanwhile on the Moon in a large castle a young princess stood in front of a large computer screen. Around her stood five other people.
"It entered our space an hour ago, it is undoubtedly the evil forces of Emperor Steve," Princess Serena said and turned to the group.
There was Raye, the quick. Mina, the agile. Lita, the strong. Amy, the smart, and Darrien, the Man! Toghether they made up the Sailortron Sailortron team...which while sounding redundant was what they liked to be called.
"Well.then...I guess it's time for action," Darrien said.
"Yes," Raye said.
"We'll pulverize them," Lita said.
"And send them back where they came from," Amy said.
"Because we are the..." Mina began.
"Sailortron Sailortron Team!" the five shouted.
"Uh..right...maybe you should just go now," Serena suggested. The five all ran out of the room and towards doors. Each was marked with numbers. 1, 5, 9, 43, and 82. It didn't make that much sense really.. Each of the doors opened revealing a tube which they all jumped down, sliding along the tube until landing.....in the room they had just been in.
"Do you mind hurrying up?" Princess Serena muttered.
The Sailortron, Sailortron team turned and walked to a door marked "Sailortron" and found the robot waiting for them.
"Why do we even go through the tubes?" Lita asked.
"It's just fun Lita," Mina said.
The robot was actually in five parts. Each part was a vehicle. Raye drove a roadster type vehicle painted Red. Lita had a green tank. Mina had an orange ice cream truck. Amy had a blue bookmobile, and Darrien had a black high speed.....hearse....ahem....needless to say...when combined they became SAILORTRON guardian of the universe, when it felt like it.
"We'd better activate Sailortron," Darrien said.
"Yes, we must do it before the enemy gets here," Raye said.
"Activate Sailortron!" the five shouted.
The robots just sat there.
"Now that that's over we can activate the robots," Darrien said and the five each climbed inside their machines.
"Ready ignition," Raye said.
"Ready," Amy said.
"Ready," Lita said.
"Ready," Mina said.
"Ready," Darrien said.
"Ready," Raye said.
"Let's go around a second time just for the heck of it," Darrien said.
"Okay...Ready," Amy said.
"Ready," Lita said.
"Ready," Mina said.
"Ready," Darrien said.
"Ready," Raye said. "Ignition started. Energize the generators."
"Generators, right," the five said in unison.
The vehicles began to start.
"Umm...why don't you guys just skip the chat and get going, the enemy's already leveled half the eastern seaboard," Serena chimed in.
"We don't tell you how to do you're job," Raye said. "Begin launch sequence!"
"Right!" The other four said and pushed a bunch of buttons. A large door opened and the five vehicles hurled towards it and out into the light.
"Sailortron! Go!" the five shouted.
Meanwhile on a large ship hovering in the lower atmosphere.
"It is Sailortron," Greg said.
"We must stop it," Mike said.
"Launch the monster," Prince Rick said.
"Right! Monster launch!" Greg and Mike said.
"You two don't have to do that whole speech thing, we're the villians," Prince Rick said.
"Oh, yeah," Greg and Mike said and just pressed a button. A monster popped out of the back of the ship and dropped to the Moon's surface amidst a prairie filled with goats.
"Hmm...that isn't good," the goatherd Patterson said and then set about
moving his goats along to a safer place place.
"There's a monster ahead of us," Mina said.
"A monster!" The other four said in surprise.
"But there's always a monster," Mina said.
"No time for discussion. It is time for Sailortron combination action integration initiation!" Raye shouted.
"Right....Sailortron combination action integration initiation! Now!" The other four shouted.
"Get on with it!" Serena shouted.
"Sailortron combination start!" Raye shouted and pressed a button, all sorts of things happened in the cockpit. Lights went off, computers blinked, things moved back and forth and then the message flashed.
"Combination ready to go."
"Combine now!" Raye shouted. The five cars floated up into the air and began to twist and turn. Several minutes later it had become Sailortron, a robot with the figure downright similar to that of a schoolgirl complete with two meatballs jutting from her hair and strands of it dropping down behind her. The monster, patiently reading a book and leaning against the side of a canyon, looked up.
"Ahh....Sailortron...." it growled.
"Sailortron is here!"Raye shouted.
"To fight," Lita said.
"To defend," Mina said.
"To protect," Amy said.
"To...boldly go where no robot shaped like a schoolgirl has ever gone before..." Darrien said.
"Eh...shut up," the monster said punched Sailortron in the face. The robot flew backward and slammed into the side of a mountain.
"You'll pay for that," Raye shouted.
"Sailortron is attacking again," Mike said.
"Yes....it will not give up," Greg said.
"We only hit it once you numbskulls," Prince Rick said.
The monster hurried forward and grappled with Sailortron.
"What we need is the Sailortron sceptre of goodness!" Mina shouted as the robot and monster were locked in a struggle.
"Yes, the sceptre!" Raye shouted.
"We call forth of the scepte of goodness!" The five shouted. Out of the sky fell a large sceptre...which fell and landed on the ground, since...Sailortron was still fighting with the monster.
"What? Do you think I'm just going to let you pick that up and kill me?" The monster muttered.
"All the other monsters did," Raye whined.
"This battle isn't going well," Darrien muttered..
"I have an idea," Lita said.
"Let's hear it," Raye said.
"We..um....punch the monster," Lita said.
"Hmm...simple..." Raye admitted. "Prepare for the Sailortron monster punch!"
"Stop your preparing and just do it!" Serena shouted over a radio. "If your prepare any longer it'll destroy you."
"Please Serena..we need our full concentration!" Raye shouted. "Sailortron monster punch! Start!"
"Activating arm," Lita said and pressed a few buttons. Sailortron's right arm swung backwards.
"Beginning Sailortron punch," Lita said.
"Let's go Sailortron punch," The others said.
"Will you people just shut up!" Serena shouted.
The arm swung downward towards the monster and let out a yell as it got closer and closer.
Hmm...maybe I should block this easily preictable and downright slow punch instead of yelling at it. He thought and just stuck his hand up. Sailortron's fist bounced off of his arms and missed.
"Ahh! He beat the Sailortron punch!" Lita shouted.
"Actually it's never worked," Amy said. The monster picked up Sailortron and threw it a hundred yards, where it smashed into the ground and made a very large indentation.
"Ah..the monster he has thrown us!" Mina shouted.
"Yes, we cannot let him do that again!" Raye shouted.
"Well obviously!" Serena shouted.
"The monster's coming!" Lita shouted.
"Hah hah! Sailortron is finished!" Prince Rick shouted and then began to laugh. Greg and Mike started laughing too as they looked at the screen.
"New plan!" Amy shouted pressed a button. A missile flew out from Sailortron's leg, shot upward.
"They missed!" Greg shouted and the three began laughing again.
"Wait a minute..the missile is coming towards our ship," Mike said and the three started laughing again.
"We're not supposed to laugh at things like that!" Prince Rick realized
before the missile hit.
"Huh?" the monster asked as the flagship crashed to the ground in front of him.
"Uh...I'm out of here," the monster said and ran away.
"Ahh..now we can use the sceptre," Raye said and Sailortron picked it up off the ground and aimed it at the monster.
"Moon Secptre Elimination Activation!" Raye shouted.
"Right!" The other four shouted and pressed a bunch of buttons.
"Anytime Raye..." Serena muttered.
Sailortron began to glow.
"Are we ready?" Raye asked.
"Yes," the four answered in succession.
"Moon Sceptre Elimination!" Raye shouted. The sceptre fired a beam of light at the creature who fell to the ground and disappeared.
"Yes! We win again!" Raye shouted.
"Barely," Serena muttered.
"Once again the world has been saved by the Sailortron Sailortron team," Raye said.
"That's because we never give up," Mina said.
"And that's because we're heroes fighting for the forces of good," Lita said.
"Because we're mankind's only hope," Darrien said.
"We're drawing an awful lot of unsubstantiated conclusions here," Amy said.
"Just say your line!" the other four said.
"Uh..right...justice is our cause...and we will never lose," Amy said unethusiastically.
"Will you five just shut up and get back here," Serena said. "I don't know how you got to be the Sailortron Sailortron Team anyway."
"We won that cereal box contest remember?" Raye said.
"Oh, yeah, thank you so very much general mills for your wonderful contest,"
Serena muttered.
Meanwhile.
"So our forces have been defeated again," Steve muttered sitting at his throne. Rick, Mike, and Greg, covered in sheep dung from their crash landing stood in front of him.
"Uh..yeah..well...our flagship was a Kia...ahem..." Rick said.
"It had a good sticker price," Mike muttered.
"I knew it was a bad idea," Greg said.
"Hmm...Sailortron may have thought that it has won, it has not won, because the battle is not yet over..and it is us who will be the winners!" Steve said.
"Uh..yeah..sure..right boss.." Rick said.
"Yes!" Greg and Mike said. "Our devotion to the cause is unmatched! Victory will be ours!"
"Hmm...honestly..do you guys really think all this banter does us any good?" Steve said.
"I doubt it," Rick said.
"I find it kinda fun," Mike said.
"Yeah, what's the good of being evil if you can't make evil speeches..even if they are poorly worded..."Greg said.
"Point taken. Let us laugh evilly now," Steve said and began to laugh. The other three joined in.
And so while the forces of evil laugh away their latest defeat, the
Sailortron Sailortron Team waits again for the next time they will be called to
battle the forces of evil in a very stupid illogical manner....because they
know, that good always triumphs over evil, except in the stock market, but
that's another matter entirely..
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CHAPTER 40:SCOUT TREK CHAPTER 41:THE S-FILES
CHAPTER 42:NEW EMPEREYEUM TANK COPS CHAPTER 43:SAILORTRON
CHAPTER 44:NEO GEO EVANGELIST CHAPTER 45:SHIELDS, DARRIEN SHIELDS
CHAPTER 46:SAILOR MOTOCROSS CHAPTER 47:RUROUNI MELVIN
CHAPTER 48:LABORPATS CHAPTER
49:SERENAFELD