Chapter 50:Darrien Muyo:No need for Darrien.
Darrien (Tenchi) Minahoshi (Mihosi)
Rayoko (Ryoko) Litone (Kiyone)
Serena (Ayeka) Mikato (Kagato)
Sammy Tsukino (Sasami) Ricko (Yosho)
Ms. Amy (Washu)
It was another bright and sunny day. The sunlight fell on a house sitting by a beautiful lake surrounded on all sides, by tree covered hills. From the house a set of stone steps lead up to the top of one of the hills, which had sitting on top of it a small temple shrine.
Darrien walked down the steps of his stairs inside the house and into the living room. Sitting there in front of a large tv was a the alien space pirate, Rayoko, whose black hair was in a spiked arrangement sitting high atop her head.
"Hello Darrien," She said noticing him.
"Hi Rayoko," Darrien said.
"Stop hitting on Prince Darrien!" came a shrill cry from across the room. Standing there, her meatball head hairdo with it's two long strands trailing behind her, was Princess Serena of the Moon Kingdom.
'"Well, well, well if isn't princess meatball head!" Rayoko shouted.
"What did I tell you about calling me that!" Serena shouted.
"Just try and stop me," Rayoko said.
"You're asking for it!" Serena shouted and the two shot sparks at each other as they glared.
"You two, calm down," Darrien said.
"It is time to defend my honor!" Serena said.
"Hah," Rayoko shouted.
"She defends her honor about once a day now," Darrien muttered.
"Come on, it's time for battle!" Serena said and walked out of the room.
"Be back in a sec," Rayoko said with a grin and floated through the wall.
"Are they fighting again?" Came a child's voice walking up behind Darrien.
"Yeah, Sammy, they are," Darrien said to a boy strongly resembling Sammy Tsukino.
"My sister and Rayoko sure don't like each other."
"Nope," Darrien muttered.
"Meowww meowww," Came a voice below them. Sammy looked down to see his Rabat, Luna-Oaky sitting there.
"Oh..hello Luna-Oaky. Are you hungry?" Sammy asked.
"Meow, meow," Luna-Oaky replied.
"Well then I better feed you some more carrots," Sammy said.
"Not more of those, jeez..I hate them," Luna-Oaky said.
"You can talk!" Sammy said in shock.
"Of course I can talk, and I guess I'll have to. I'm sick of eating those carrots, get me some fish."
"Oh...okay," Sammy said.
"I'd better go stop that fight," Darrien said and walked outside. Serena and Rayoko were squaring off.
"I assure you I won't hold back Rayoko," Serena said.
"Like that'll help, I'm going to pound your face in," Rayoko said.
"Girls, can't we just settle this through peaceful means, you know by like through the UN or something?" Darrien muttered.
"Oh come on, the whole galaxy knows the UN is weak," Rayoko said.
"Yes, hardly worth the effort," Serena said.
"Now let's fight," Rayoko said and began to build up her energy. Around Serena there appeared several can shaped objects floating in the air crackling with energy.
"What are those?" Darrien muttered and noticed they were marked with words like "Beans" and "Peas"
"What kind of power is that?" Rayoko muttered.
"Canned food is filled with mystical powers!" Serena shouted and a bolt of energy flew through the air. Rayoko barely flew out of the way. The bolt slammed into the forest, incinerated several trees, smashed into the side of a hill, barreled the entire way through it and emerged at the other side before dissipating. Rayoko and Darrien both starred at it wide eyed.
"The protein gives it a punch," Serena said.
"No matter," Rayoko said and turned towards her. "I'll beat you anyway."
The two squared off again. Suddenly the sound of something dropping filled the air, with a shrill whistle.
"What's that?" Rayoko muttered.
"I don't know," Serena said.
"Not more trouble," Darrien said. In between the two combatants, a large spaceship smashed into the ground. On it's side were the words "Space Police." A hatch opened and two people covered in soot emerged.
"Dang it Minahosi, that's the last time I let you fly the ship!" the first of them, a Space Police officer with brown hair said. The second person, a Space Police officer with blonde hair somewhat in disorder emerged behind her.
"Sorry, Litone," she said.
"The Space Police? Here?" Serena asked. Rayoko promptly disapeared.
"Oh...hello....I am Detective First Class Litone of the Space Police," The brown haired officer said to Serena. "This is my partner...ehh...Minahoshi."
"Hi ya!" Minahoshi shouted.
"Wait a minute...you're the missing Princess Serena from the moon kingdom," Litone said.
"Uh...yeah...that's me," Serena said.
"What are you doing here your highness?" Litone asked.
"Um...I'm on vacation," Serena said.
"I see," Litone said. "Who's that?" she said looking at Darrien.
"Oh..that's Darrien, this is his house," Serena said.
"Hi," Darrien said, still a little shocked by all this.
"You're cute," Minahoshi said.
"Uh...." Darrien said and blushed.
"Minahoshi, stop hitting on people," Litone said.
"Sorry, Litone," Minahoshi whined.
"Perhaps you can help us. We traced the class one criminal Rayoko here. Have you seen her?" Litone asked.
"Why yes, I have," Serena said with a devious grin. "Tell me you've come to arrest her."
"That's exactly why I'm here," Litone said.
"Well you're not going to get the chance!" Rayoko yelled appearing out of thin air and flinging a bolt of energy at the two. Serena made her cans appear quickly and shielded the blast. Litone pulled out her laser pistol and started to shooting at Rayoko, who erected her own energy shield.
"I'll stop her!" Minahoshi shouted and pressed a button on the side of the ship. A compartment opened and she pulled out a large laser rifle.
"Uh oh," Darrien said.
"Be careful with that," Litone said.
"Sure thing Litone!" Minahoshi said and put the rifle on her shoulder and pulled the trigger. The rifle exploded and several sparks landed on the ship, which exploded throwing the two Space Police and Serena backwards. Rayoko floated above the hulk of the space ship and began to laugh.
"Heh heh...so much for you," she said.
"Ehh..I should just give up," Litone muttered.
"Say...why don't we stop fighting okay?" Darrien asked.
"Hey! Breakfast is ready!" Sammy shouted from inside the house.
"Breakfast! Yum! I'm too hungry to fight anymore," Rayoko said and flew inside.
"Food! Yeah!" Serena said and dashed inside too.
"I want some! I haven't eaten in hours," Minahoshi yelled and ran inside too.
"Tough day huh?" Darrien asked Litone who was still picking herself off the ground.
"Ehh...it's always like this? Do you know how many ships Minahoshi's destroyed this month alone?" Litone muttered.
"Why don't you come in and eat something...maybe you'll feel better," Darrien said.
"Why not?"
"Don't worry about Rayoko, she's harmless, unless she's angry. Maybe you two can work something out later," Darrien said.
"Uh..yeah..but what are Serena and Rayoko doing here?"
"Apparently their ships smashed into each other on the interspace highway and the only place they could land was here, and well there they are," Darrien said. "They don't like each other for some reason."
"Hmm..we'll it looks like we're going to be here for a while ourselves,"
Litone muttered.
"Oh..more guests," said a grey haired man with a pony tail walking into the house to see the four girls, Sammy, and Darrien sitting around a table.
"Yes, Grandpa, more of them just dropped in," Darrien said.
"I'd better keep my eye on you, you're getting all the chicks," Grandpa said.
"You're embarassing me," Darrien said.
"Why? So girls, which one of you wants to marry him?"
"Me!" Serena, Rayoko, and Minahoshi all shouted.
Litone sighed.
"See..Darrien..you're all set. Heck you could probably marry all of them, we just don't have to tell anyone," Grandpa said.
"Grandpa! Stop it," Darrien said.
"What's all this commotion going on out here?" came another voice. Emerging from a door that sat under the stairs came a blue haired girl whose hair was somewhat spiked.
"Space Police here now? This place really is picking up business," she said.
"I can't believe this," Litone said. "That's Miss Amy, the scientist..."
"Simply the greatest scientist anywhere..oh..wait..there I go again...sorry," Amy said modestly.
"But...you were...." Litone said.
"Imprisoned by the Science Federation for crimes against humanity...true...I didn't know they were going to use my death ray to blow up a planet. It's wasn't a fair trial," Amy muttered.
"So how's your latest project coming Miss Amy?" Darrien asked.
"Well my new dimension is coming nicely," Amy said.
"New dimension?" Litone asked.
"Sure...this one has many more dolphins," Miss Amy said.
"Why would you do that?" Rayoko asked.
"Because I'm the greatest genius in the universe!" Amy said and then stopped
abruptly.. "Sorry," she said humbly.
"What's that?" Darrien asked looking up as the spaceship hovered overhead.
"This is not good," Rayoko said.
"It...can't be...." Serena said.
"I'm scared Litone," Minahoshi said.
"You're a police officer you idiot," Litone said with her pistol drawn.
"What's he doing here?" Amy said.
"What's going on?" Darrien asked. Then suddenly in front of them all an energy field appeared. A man stood there looking at them. He had blonde hair and wore a large cape. He looked at them menacingly.
"I am Mikato," He said
"Mikato, class one criminal," Litone said.
"Mikato, scourge of eighty worlds," Serena said.
"Mikato, a major pain in the butt," Rayoko muttered.
"Do I know you people?" Mikato asked. "I am here for the Crown Prince of Moon."
"What?" the group said.
"Him!" Mikato said pointing at Darrien.
"What?" Darrien asked in shock.
"Hah...don't you even know your own past?" Mikato asked.
"No..he hasn't needed too," Came another voice. Grandpa walked in front of them.
"Old man? What do you want?"
"Don't you recognize me Mikato," Grandpa said and abruptly changed form revealing that he was much younger and had black hair and a pony tail.
"Ricko!" Mikato said.
"Brother!" Serena shouted.
"Who?" the others said.
"Grandpa, what's going on?" Darrien asked.
"Basically I'm the King of the moon, Serena's my sister and also my bride to be...and....I'm 1000 years old," Rick said.
"What? But your my mother's father?" Darrien said.
"Oh..that too," Rick said.
"I really hate to interupt this, but I'm here to destroy you all and I'd like to get on with it," Mikato said.
"Wait...a minute... I still don't understand what's going on," Darrien said.
"This is weird," Amy said. "Still...it's kinda cool....so....Serena's trying to date the grandson of her brother and fiancee. That's one heck of a love story."
"Uh...never mind all this! It is time for combat!" Mikato shouted.
"Now I'm confused, look what you did," Rayoko said and shouted and blasted Mikato with several blasts of energy.
"Yeah! I'm confused too!" Serena shouted and blasted Mikato with her cans of energy.
"Use the sword Darrien!" Rick said.
"Oh..yeah..that thing," Darrien said and pulled out an energy sword with a wooden handle.
Minahosi and Litone were meanwhile bombarding Mikato with laser blasts.
"Hey! Stop that!" Mikato was shouting. "No fair!"
"Hmm...I should use my scientific genius that has made me the most famous scientist in the universe to construct some sort of devilish way of doing massive amounts of damage, and still manage to have it bend time and space while it is doing so..." Amy said. "I do that all the time though," she thought and kicked Mikato in the groin.
"Ahh! This is not as easy as I expected," Mikato shouted.
Meanwhile Darrien's energy sword had flickered to life with a blue shaft of light extending two feet out from it.
"Use the force....Darrien," Rick said.
"What force?"
"The force..that...makes the sword work of course," Rick said.
"Oh," Darrien said. "So what do I do know?"
"Stab him!"
"I get it," Darrien said and charged at Mikato.
"Oh no you don't!" Mikato said and vanished laughing as he did so. A second later he appeared right back where he was standing.
"What?" he said.
"Hah hah!" Steve said appearing randomly in the forest and then disapeared again.
"What just happened?" everyone but Amy shouted.
"Apparently, that joker in the forest, by appearing so randomly has disrupted the time-space continuum and thus caused Mikato to reapear instead of disapearing into his interdimensional space ship," Amy said.
"Oh, okay," everyone replied and Darrien stabbed Mikato who then died.
"Good he's gone. Now things can get back to....." Darrien said and then looked to see that Rayoko and Serena were already trying to destroy each other and that Litone was throttling Minahosi.
"Normal..." he muttered.
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CHAPTER 40:SCOUT TREK CHAPTER 41:THE S-FILES
CHAPTER 42:NEW EMPEREYEUM TANK COPS CHAPTER 43:SAILORTRON
CHAPTER 44:NEO GEO EVANGELIST CHAPTER 45:SHIELDS, DARRIEN SHIELDS
CHAPTER 46:SAILOR MOTOCROSS CHAPTER 47:RUROUNI MELVIN
CHAPTER 48:LABORPATS CHAPTER
49:SERENAFELD